COJ Posted January 27, 2003 Share Posted January 27, 2003 drinking, ****ing myself up, looking like a fool, fooling aroung with my girl's best friend..on my girl's bed.. shoot me.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted January 27, 2003 Share Posted January 27, 2003 i would shoot you, but i left my gun in my other pants. oh, yeah, i once left my pin number with my cash card and then lost my wallet. not to worry thought, i'll be damned if they could figure out what i had written and i reported the card as soon as i'd realised i'd lost it (within about an hour, luckily my card hadn't been used yet) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted January 27, 2003 Share Posted January 27, 2003 i once hit a girl thinking she was a man. well, she did look very manly. and i didnt see her. some1 was poking my back and speaking with a man's voice. i got pissed of and punched him/her on the chest (she ddnt have any real breast). then i said "sorry, i though u were a man" then she/he hit me on the arm and said, "its ok, im cool" now that i think about it, mabye she really was a man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 Once microwaved a turkey dinner plate with plastic wrap on it. It was very, well.....shiney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 Oh here's one i just remembered! I went to school for nightclass one time and i saw my girlfriend outside the school with some friends of hers. (Xgf now) anyway, my Xgfs best friend lookes just like her from behind. so i'm sneaking up behind my GF, hug her from behind and touch her and all that...and it didnt feel right for some reason. then she turned around and shouted "Oh my God!!" so that's when it hit me, i was feeling up my girlfriends best friend. then behind me comes my GF and got all mad (at her friend actually and not at me...go fig) and was all like "stay away from my boyfriend!" I cant look her friend in the face anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 Originally posted by Darth Groovy Once microwaved a turkey dinner plate with plastic wrap on it. It was very, well.....shiney. that reminds me of something me and my friends did once. we didn't like this kid cuase he kept pissing us off (calling names, insulting us, even a bit of racism and violence) so we went to his house and walked in (no one ever locks there doors in the daytime round here as we seldom have robberies). then we went into his kitchen, stuffed it with eggs and tomatoes we found in the fridge and turned on the microwave for about half an hour, then left. we found out some days after that the microwave blew up, not much damage (apart from the microwave), but he never found out it was us. i'm of course a lot more mature now, but those were the days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feral Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 Originally posted by Al-back from the BigWhoop i once hit a girl thinking she was a man. Hmm...ever watched Family Guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murta Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 Originally posted by The Feral Chicken Hmm...ever watched Family Guy? "Oh my God! She's going into labour" "You mean he's going into labour" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feral Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 Peter: So that's my plan, Principal Scheppel. Scheppel: But...you didn't tell me anything. You just came in, sat down, and said "So that's my plan". Hmm....anyway, getting back on topic... I once licked a kettle to see if it was on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murta Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 Ooh I once made a mixture of toilet cleaner, water and tooth paste. I was gonna get my little sister to drink it but i had an attack of guilt, so i drank it myself. Toilet cleaner = Not good for throat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 Originally posted by The Feral Chicken Hmm...ever watched Family Guy? yes, and i love it, but i dont know to wot chapter u r refering Originally posted by The Feral Chicken Peter: So that's my plan, Principal Scheppel. Scheppel: But...you didn't tell me anything. You just came in, sat down, and said "So that's my plan". best... quote... ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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