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i would shoot you, but i left my gun in my other pants.

 

oh, yeah, i once left my pin number with my cash card and then lost my wallet. not to worry thought, i'll be damned if they could figure out what i had written and i reported the card as soon as i'd realised i'd lost it (within about an hour, luckily my card hadn't been used yet)

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i once hit a girl thinking she was a man. well, she did look very manly. and i didnt see her. some1 was poking my back and speaking with a man's voice. i got pissed of and punched him/her on the chest (she ddnt have any real breast). then i said "sorry, i though u were a man" then she/he hit me on the arm and said, "its ok, im cool"

 

now that i think about it, mabye she really was a man...

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Oh here's one i just remembered!

 

I went to school for nightclass one time and i saw my girlfriend outside the school with some friends of hers. (Xgf now)

anyway, my Xgfs best friend lookes just like her from behind.

so i'm sneaking up behind my GF, hug her from behind and touch her and all that...and it didnt feel right for some reason.

then she turned around and shouted "Oh my God!!" so that's when it hit me, i was feeling up my girlfriends best friend. then behind me comes my GF and got all mad (at her friend actually and not at me...go fig) and was all like "stay away from my boyfriend!"

 

I cant look her friend in the face anymore :D

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Originally posted by Darth Groovy

Once microwaved a turkey dinner plate with plastic wrap on it. It was very, well.....shiney. :o

 

that reminds me of something me and my friends did once. we didn't like this kid cuase he kept pissing us off (calling names, insulting us, even a bit of racism and violence) so we went to his house and walked in (no one ever locks there doors in the daytime round here as we seldom have robberies). then we went into his kitchen, stuffed it with eggs and tomatoes we found in the fridge and turned on the microwave for about half an hour, then left.

 

we found out some days after that the microwave blew up, not much damage (apart from the microwave), but he never found out it was us. :D i'm of course a lot more mature now, but those were the days.

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Peter: So that's my plan, Principal Scheppel.

Scheppel: But...you didn't tell me anything. You just came in, sat down, and said "So that's my plan".

 

Hmm....anyway, getting back on topic...

I once licked a kettle to see if it was on.

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Originally posted by The Feral Chicken

Hmm...ever watched Family Guy?

 

yes, and i love it, but i dont know to wot chapter u r refering

 

 

 

 

Originally posted by The Feral Chicken

Peter: So that's my plan, Principal Scheppel.

Scheppel: But...you didn't tell me anything. You just came in, sat down, and said "So that's my plan".

 

 

best... quote... ever!

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