Veloceth Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 This is an RPG war against orcs (see? it says so on the subject). I am Ceth the Halfling. I am in the kings army. Anyone else who wants to help is also in the kings army. The only weird thing is that... you might not want to hear this but... we all got lightsabers (thats funny )! I told ya it was weird. Anyone who helps can be: Dragon, Orc, Dwarf, Troll, Elf, Halfling, or Human. You weild either... axes, swords, knives, crossbows, bows, firebreath, maces, morning stars, spears, or lightsabers. Only Dragons can use firebreath. You are advancing towards the orcs. What will you do next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 ((2 questions: 1. can you carry more than one weapon? 2. can you control more than one character?)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 The Monty Python knights of the round table appear over the ridge, see the Orcs approaching, turn tail and flee as they scream, "Run away!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 Originally posted by Katarn07 The Monty Python knights of the round table appear over the ridge, see the Orcs approaching, turn tail and flee as they scream, "Run away!!!!" brave sir robbin ran away. bravely ran away away sounds good but i need more details Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandalorian54 Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 "whait don't run! I have a plan... we could build a woulden rabit, and then ... " Arthor:"Oh shut up!!!" Dark Knight: You shall not run! you must first get through me! Sir Robin: wait, I know why don't you come with us and help us defeat the orcs?........Ahhhhhh!!!!*gets launched off the cliff* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veloceth Posted February 12, 2003 Author Share Posted February 12, 2003 You can carry more than one weapon and chars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by Veloceth You can carry more than one weapon and chars. awsome who will start the story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veloceth Posted February 12, 2003 Author Share Posted February 12, 2003 I will. A long time ago in a land far, far away... ORC WARS First of all, choose your weapon. Mine is a yellow double edged lightsaber. Second of all,we're off to a meeting of how to deal with... ORC WARS Now, whose going off to ORC WARS first? This, this, or this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Weapons: A silver lightsaber and a crossbow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandalorian54 Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 I'll be taking a yellow King: My knights you must take up arms and head to the wastlands to defeat the Orcs. Many of you will not return. May the best of luck be with you. Knight: We will gain victory for you my lord! *when the war council was over all the knights rouded up thier troops and prepared to head to war* Alugus: you know this is suicide. Taskar: This may be a silly crusade to you, but we will die for honor if we must. For our king. Alugus: I wish I could be as optimistic as you. *As the knights gathered and prepared to depart, the walls of the kingdom were suddenly bombarded by rocks from catapults.* guard on lookout tower: ORCS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 im one to go with old school wepons. so ill use a long bow with stone arrow heads and a long sword that is made of a special steel that can block lightsabers. plus im a merc for the king not a knight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veloceth Posted February 14, 2003 Author Share Posted February 14, 2003 Ceth: "DIE!" *Vrrrrrm, vrrrrm, vrrrm, vrrrrm, ppppppppppp. well, that took longer than expected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted March 11, 2003 Share Posted March 11, 2003 ((RPG revival with a the mummy refrence ) *the elves and other creatures who use bows stand at the top of the fortress, suddenly the officer in charge, a human turns and bolts to a closet, locking himself in* Soldier (to the man known for now as jokemaster):congratulations, you just got promoted Jokemaster: not in the way i'd like, you're not gonna run out on me too are you? *to archers* HOLD YOUR POSITIONS *archers hold, waiting for the orcs to get in range,* Soldier: don't worry... *sees all the orcs and bolts after the officer* WAIT FOR ME Jokemaster: HOLD.... FIRE *all the archers fire at the same time and re-load and fire again* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted March 11, 2003 Share Posted March 11, 2003 *A dragon spreads his wings on the highest tower. His skin is a pure gold, with a red streak down his back. He looks down and sees the advancing orc army* Draconis: Hmmm. Orc. A bit bony, but my digestion's doing well at the moment. Specially with grilled food... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veloceth Posted March 13, 2003 Author Share Posted March 13, 2003 Commander: Aim for the dragon's eyes! *They all aim for the dragon, ready to fire at command.* Commander: ready.... *They ready to fire at his eyes* Commander: aim... Veloceth: May I point out that we already have done these things, sir. Commander: Fine then. FIRE! *All missed completely but one, single archer, who shot an arrow straight through the dragons pupil.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veloceth Posted March 13, 2003 Author Share Posted March 13, 2003 P.S. Veloceth is Ceths full name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 [Hey! I'm a good dragon! You said that dragons could help! Why are you shooting me] Draconis: *Turning and roaring* Foolish halfling! I'm on your side! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 Jokemaster:HOLD YOUR DAMN FIRE, CONCENTRATE ON THE ORCS NOT SOMEONE ON YOUR SIDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 ((Weapons: Blue double-edged lightsaber and one heavily sharpened axe.)) A mysterious Dark Knight in shining armor falls from the cliff of a nearby mountain, lands on his feet, and unholsters a huge axe, cutting off Orc heads as he charges full speed into a mob of fearsome and evil creatures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Col. O'Neill Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 [My character is an Elvish warrior, who remains nameless. Yes, I'm a lazy SOB. My weapon is a magical crossbow that resembles an M-249 SAW, and fires a lot of small bolts in quick succession] While the main force of Orcs is making a head-on attack against the fortress walls, I take a small group of Elvish archers and Human knights through the tunnels under the mountain and out of the secret entrance, on the enemy flank. Me: There's the enemy army, my soldiers. I lay down on the ground and open fire on the Orcs with my magic crossbow Me: Archers open fire!!!!!!!! The archers loose their arrows and cause chaos among the Orcs. Then we notice a band of Orcs attacking from our flank. I stand and open up on this new threat while my knights charge with their broadswords. I kill about 50 Orcs with this fire, but then I notice a black knight bearing down on me with his red lightsaber. He is much taller than everyone else, about 10 feet. I fire my last 50 bolts at him, but some magical energy absorbs all of them. He destroys my bow with his lightsaber, but I pull out my knife and throw it into his hand, causing electricity to surge through his body. He falls to the ground and turns into a charred mound of ash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 *jokemater nails an orc with an arrow but the huge army is too much for the archers and starts clibing the fortress. Jokemaster, with the help of 3 other archers push down a ladder at the orc army* Jokemaster *to dark kight*: FORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veloceth Posted March 14, 2003 Author Share Posted March 14, 2003 *Ceth takes out an assault bow thingie, and, after a bit of getting chased, shoots 3 orcs through the head* (P.S. This picture isn't getting anywhere, obviously.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Draconis: Foolish halfling... *Draconis moves toward the mages gathered round in a circle, summoning a demon. They fire on him with spells, but dragons have a natural resistance. Draconis breathes fires, but the archmages are protected against it* What do you know? Smart orcs.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veloceth Posted March 19, 2003 Author Share Posted March 19, 2003 How many mages are there, Deac? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 (Thought you could get rid of me THAT easily, didn't yah? j/k ) Dark Knight, unable to tell ally from foe, attacks Deac and throws him off the castle wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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