Darth Eggplant Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 [align=center] Jabba on the Dais! ooo! Jabba on the Dais ooo! Jabba on the Dais ooo! Jabba on the Dais Ooo! tell Jabba that I've got his money... if I told you half the things I've heard about this Jabba The Hutt, you'ld probably short circuit... 1944 Modesto, California George Lucas is Born 1976 Decland Mulholand appears as Jabba in a cut scene from "Star Wars" 1977 Star Wars debutes to Stellar Box Office reciepts 1980 "The Empire Strikes Back" opens to a response most impressive 1983 Jabba makes his Film Debut in "Return of the Jedi" 1997 "Star Wars Special Edition" includes a cut scene now featuring a CGI Jabba om March 7th of that same year Jabba appears in the special edition of "Return of the Jedi" 1999 Mississipi Rock singers Matthew Beall and Petch Lucas record Jabba on the Dais! Jabba on the dais! on the dais *dais(dA' is)n., raised platform* on the dais on the dais on the dais on the dais on the dais on the dais on the dais *< Jabba* *Dais >* on the dais on the dais on the dais * < early Jabba* * early Dais >* on the dais on the dais on the dais on the dais *< toy Jabba* * toy Dais >* on the dais (chorus) on the dais, on the dais! on the dais! on the dais, on the dais! on the dais! on the dais, on the dais! Jabba on the Dais! (chorus) A dingy palace in the desert flats of Tatooine A drunken revelry of aliens so crass and mean amidst the smokey haze and intergalactic chaos there sprawls the mighty one himself Look it's Jabba on the Dais! like a two ton slug upon a concrete throne he swigs his brandy as he tosses the Rancor a bone springing trap doors on dancers when they won't 'Put Out' this Hutt is Vile beyond comparison, there ain't no doubt! (chorus) on the dais, on the dais! on the dais! on the dais, on the dais! on the dais! on the dais, on the dais! Jabba on the Dais! (chorus) At Jabba's side is perched the cackaling Salacious Crumb who rips at C3PO's eye sockets with his scaly thumb while on the stage Max Rebo Band sing and play and through the door comes Skywalker to Save the Day! Han Solo's chillin' on the wall when Chewie's brought before the court of Jabba where C3PO's knocked to the floor the Thermal Detinator and disguise are really Leia's as she makes a Bogus Deal with Mighty Jabba on the Dais! (chorus) on the dais, on the dais! on the dais! on the dais, on the dais! on the dais! on the dais, on the dais! Jabba on the Dais! (chorus) In the corner Bobba's 'Mackin' with that dancing chick while Bib Fortuna's falling for Luke's old 'Jedi Mind Trick' Lando tries to be unnoticed though he bumps his head and Princess Leia's talking 'Smack' but gets chained up instead! The Rancor's stomach is a growlin' but he'll soon be dead 'cause' Master Luke is gonna drop a blast door on his head and now the revelry is silenced from it's drunken chaos, and a floppin' and a flailin' Jabba's Bitchin' on the Dais! (chorus) on the dais, on the dais! on the dais! on the dais, on the dais! on the dais! on the dais, on the dais! Jabba on the Dais! (chorus) ...you will bring captain Solo and the Wookie to me... (chorus) on the dais, on the dais! on the dais! on the dais, on the dais! on the dais! on the dais, on the dais! Jabba on the Dais! (chorus) ...I've just made a deal... ...I'm altering the deal... (chorus) Vader made me do it to him Baby! Vader made me do it to him Baby! Vader made me do it to him Baby! Yeeaaa Yeeaa Yeeaahh! Jabba, Jabba please unlock me! Jabba, Jabba please unlock me! Jabba, Jabba please unlock me! Yeeaaa Yeeaa Yeeaahh! on the dais, on the dais! on the dais! on the dais, on the dais! on the dais! on the dais, on the dais! Jabba on the Dais! (chorus) this parody video is available for download at http://www.theforce.net in their humour section, it is however a large file best downloaded at highspeed. I will be making an MP3 soon. that should be smaller. if you want a copy please email me. *and you kind of have to know the pop song by Falco 'Rock Me Amedaeus' to fully appreciate it. or the Simpsons song 'Doctor Zaius' which I also have in MP3 format. *Petch Lucas is trying to get me an audio version of this video, but if any of you out there have this in audio mp3 or any other humerous Star Wars related stuff, please contact me. I like filling my HD with this stuff.* [/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deft Aklin Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 Sorry man, the last one was funny, I just don't get this one. I even pulled out .....um.....a cd of my friends....yah, that's it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrackan Solo Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 MMM... well what can i say weird?funny?just plain strange? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Eggplant Posted February 13, 2003 Author Share Posted February 13, 2003 if you see the video it makes sence and it is funny, you also have to know the song an old one the 80's might be the 70's if you ever go to the force net and watch or doenload the video you will see it is funny. and if petch can get me an mp3 then I can share the music and you can read along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 yeah i saw that movie a long time ago.. it was pretty funny Ho Ho Ho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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