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Jabba on the Dais!

 

ooo! Jabba on the Dais

ooo! Jabba on the Dais

ooo! Jabba on the Dais

Ooo!

 

tell Jabba that I've got his money...

 

if I told you half the things

I've heard about this Jabba The Hutt,

you'ld probably short circuit...

 

1944

Modesto, California

George Lucas is Born

 

1976

Decland Mulholand appears

as Jabba in a cut scene

from "Star Wars"

 

1977

Star Wars debutes to

Stellar Box Office reciepts

 

1980

"The Empire Strikes Back"

opens to a response

most impressive

 

1983

Jabba makes his Film Debut

in "Return of the Jedi"

 

1997

"Star Wars Special Edition"

includes a cut scene now

featuring a CGI Jabba

 

om March 7th

of that same year

Jabba appears

in the special edition

of "Return of the Jedi"

 

1999

Mississipi Rock singers

Matthew Beall

and Petch Lucas record

 

Jabba on the Dais!

Jabba on the dais!

 

on the dais

*dais(dA' is)n., raised platform*

on the dais

on the dais

on the dais

on the dais

on the dais

on the dais

on the dais

*< Jabba*

*Dais >*

on the dais

on the dais

on the dais

* < early Jabba*

* early Dais >*

on the dais

on the dais

on the dais

on the dais

*< toy Jabba*

* toy Dais >*

on the dais

 

(chorus)

on the dais, on the dais!

on the dais!

on the dais, on the dais!

on the dais!

on the dais, on the dais!

Jabba on the Dais!

(chorus)

 

A dingy palace

in the desert flats

of Tatooine

A drunken revelry

of aliens so crass and mean

amidst the smokey haze

and intergalactic chaos

there sprawls the mighty one himself

Look it's Jabba on the Dais!

like a two ton slug

upon a concrete throne

he swigs his brandy

as he tosses the Rancor a bone

springing trap doors

on dancers

when they won't

'Put Out'

this Hutt is Vile

beyond comparison,

there ain't no doubt!

 

(chorus)

on the dais, on the dais!

on the dais!

on the dais, on the dais!

on the dais!

on the dais, on the dais!

Jabba on the Dais!

(chorus)

 

At Jabba's side is perched

the cackaling Salacious Crumb

who rips at C3PO's eye sockets

with his scaly thumb

while on the stage

Max Rebo Band sing and play

and through the door

comes Skywalker

to Save the Day!

Han Solo's chillin' on the wall

when Chewie's brought before

the court of Jabba

where C3PO's knocked to the floor

the Thermal Detinator

and disguise are really Leia's

as she makes a Bogus Deal

with Mighty Jabba on the Dais!

 

(chorus)

on the dais, on the dais!

on the dais!

on the dais, on the dais!

on the dais!

on the dais, on the dais!

Jabba on the Dais!

(chorus)

 

In the corner Bobba's 'Mackin'

with that dancing chick

while Bib Fortuna's falling

for Luke's old 'Jedi Mind Trick'

Lando tries to be unnoticed

though he bumps his head

and Princess Leia's talking 'Smack'

but gets chained up instead!

The Rancor's stomach is a growlin'

but he'll soon be dead

'cause' Master Luke

is gonna drop a blast door

on his head

and now the revelry is silenced

from it's drunken chaos,

and a floppin' and a flailin'

Jabba's Bitchin' on the Dais!

 

(chorus)

on the dais, on the dais!

on the dais!

on the dais, on the dais!

on the dais!

on the dais, on the dais!

Jabba on the Dais!

(chorus)

 

...you will bring captain Solo

and the Wookie to me...

 

(chorus)

on the dais, on the dais!

on the dais!

on the dais, on the dais!

on the dais!

on the dais, on the dais!

Jabba on the Dais!

(chorus)

 

...I've just made a deal...

...I'm altering the deal...

(chorus)

Vader made me

do it to him Baby!

Vader made me

do it to him Baby!

Vader made me

do it to him Baby!

 

Yeeaaa Yeeaa Yeeaahh!

 

Jabba, Jabba

please unlock me!

Jabba, Jabba

please unlock me!

Jabba, Jabba

please unlock me!

 

Yeeaaa Yeeaa Yeeaahh!

 

on the dais, on the dais!

on the dais!

on the dais, on the dais!

on the dais!

on the dais, on the dais!

Jabba on the Dais!

(chorus)

this parody video

is available for download

at http://www.theforce.net

in their humour section,

it is however a large file

best downloaded at highspeed.

I will be making an MP3 soon.

that should be smaller.

if you want a copy please email me.

*and you kind of have to know

the pop song by Falco

'Rock Me Amedaeus'

to fully appreciate it.

or the Simpsons song

'Doctor Zaius'

which I also have in MP3 format.

 

*Petch Lucas is trying to get me

an audio version of this video,

but if any of you out there

have this in audio mp3

or any other humerous Star Wars

related stuff, please contact me.

I like filling my HD with this stuff.*

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