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Darth Eggplant

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*a beggining is a very delicate time.*

( I am Darth Eggplant, a regular member of the GFN)

and I have recently made the jump to light speed

and have travelled to your portion of the lucas forums galaxy,

in order to join and become a member of more lucas communities.

 

and as such I would like to introduce myself to you all

with my own personae portfolio.

 

I am a regular member of the GFN.

Grim Fandango Network.

(new visitors are always welcomed.)

and I have and play the lucasarts game Grim Fandango.

I also have one other luxasarts game and it is Pod Racer.

*as such on these forums I know virtually nothing

about these Star Wars games which these forums pertain to.*

 

however I would not mind becoming a regular in Yoda's Swamp.

 

recently I posted a poll in all the Star Wars sites

save I think by technical ommission this one.

I appologize for the over site.

the polls exist in almost every forum community

if you wish to go see them and vote in them.

I also posted a thread called Galactic Forum Cricket,

In it I rated Star Wars, Star Wars Knights

and SW Galaxies as the 3 forums I liked the most.

however because I like the name Yoda's Swamp

I would very much like to revise my review

and add you to the top of the list as best Star Wars forum.

so I am posting here today to see if I can make

First Contact with the denizens of your Swamp.

 

and now because I feel that one

should always sing for one's supper

I would like to share with you all

Tatooine Rhapsody.

( it has been posted elsewhere

so if you have seen it stop reading this post now

and run away,

but if you have not

I hope you enjoy it.

Tatooine Rhapsody

is a parody of Queen's Bohemian Rgapsody

and reading the post while listening to the song

really enhances the experience.

(I hope you like it,

I also hope to become a regular in the swamp)

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Tatooine Rhapsody

 

Is this the reel life

is it sci-fi fantasy

caught in a franchise

no escape from

Chancellor Palpatine

open your eyes

look up to the skies and see

I was just a slave boy,

freedom need I,

not your sympathy

because I'm easy won,

by Qui-Gon,

a little force,

a little con,

anyway the dice rolls,

doesn't really matter to me,

to me

 

mama,

just killed a man,

swung a light saber at his head,

deadly flashlight, wow he's dead!

mama,

life as a Jedi Knight

has just begun,

but Queen Amidala said

she'd go all the way

C3PO,

ooo

didn't mean to leave you unfinished

if I'm not back again

this time tomorrow

carry on, carry on,

cause you're a droid

and like if you really matter

 

too late, puberty has come,

sending shivers down my spine

a certain body part's

aching all the time,

goodbye everybody,

i've got to go

gotta leave you all behind

and face the Sith

Obi-Wan,

ooo

I don't want to die

I sometimes wish I'd never seen

Amidala at all

 

I see a little Toydarian named Watto,

Sebulba, Sebulba,

will you podrace on Boonta Eve

Storm Troopers fighting,

very very frightening me

Jar Jar Binks, Jar Jar Binks

Jar Jar Binks, Jar Jar Binks

Jar Jar Binks, says ooh how rude!

but I'm still just a slave boy,

Master Yoda no loves me

 

(chorus)

he's just a slave boy,

from the planet Tatooine

give him a break,

and let him go and boff the queen

(chorus)

 

she's easy come she's easy go,

will you help young Ani score

 

(chorus)

Jedi Council,

no! we will not help him score

(chorus)

 

Anakin, let me score

 

(chorus)

Jedi Council,

we will not help you score

(chorus)

 

Anakin, let me score

 

(chorus)

Jedi Council,

we will not help him score

(chorus)

 

Anakin, let me score

 

(chorus)

will not help you score,

(chorus)

 

let me score,

 

(chorus)

will not help you score,

(chorus)

 

let me score,

 

(chorus)

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

(chorus)

 

who's your daddy! who's your daddy!

man that was good, I need a smoke

 

(chorus)

Bobba Fett has a slave girl

put aside for me,

for me

for me

(chorus)

 

so you think you can

seduce me a minor

you royal pedophile

so you think you can

handle my light saber

and laugh at it's size

oh Yoda!

she can't do this to me Yoda!

just gotta get out,

just gotta get right outta here

 

no more Jedi Masters

anyone can see,

no more Jedi Masters

it's the dark side

of the Force now for me,

 

as the Star Wars saga goes...

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'Tatooine Rhapsody'

lyrics DarthEggplant

2001

*helps if you know

Queen's song Boheimian Rhapsody*

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:vader3: : The spam is strong in this one...

 

I don't frequent any other Lucasforums other than the JKii.net ones, so I haven't seen that before. Funny, but some parts of the lyrics don't quite match the rhyme scheme of the song. Still good, though.

 

Just be sure not to spam in the swamp, or Swampies will be all over you like white on rice. :lol:

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Originally posted by Darth Eggplant

recently I posted a poll in all the Star Wars sites

save I think by technical ommission this one.

I appologize for the over site.

the polls exist in almost every forum community

if you wish to go see them and vote in them.

I also posted a thread called Galactic Forum Cricket,

In it I rated Star Wars, Star Wars Knights

and SW Galaxies as the 3 forums I liked the most.

however because I like the name Yoda's Swamp

I would very much like to revise my review

and add you to the top of the list as best Star Wars forum.

so I am posting here today to see if I can make

First Contact with the denizens of your Swamp.

*SMACK!*

You missed Gaming Forums too.:mad:

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