Darth Eggplant Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 *a beggining is a very delicate time.* ( I am Darth Eggplant, a regular member of the GFN) and I have recently made the jump to light speed and have travelled to your portion of the lucas forums galaxy, in order to join and become a member of more lucas communities. and as such I would like to introduce myself to you all with my own personae portfolio. I am a regular member of the GFN. Grim Fandango Network. (new visitors are always welcomed.) and I have and play the lucasarts game Grim Fandango. I also have one other luxasarts game and it is Pod Racer. *as such on these forums I know virtually nothing about these Star Wars games which these forums pertain to.* however I would not mind becoming a regular in Yoda's Swamp. recently I posted a poll in all the Star Wars sites save I think by technical ommission this one. I appologize for the over site. the polls exist in almost every forum community if you wish to go see them and vote in them. I also posted a thread called Galactic Forum Cricket, In it I rated Star Wars, Star Wars Knights and SW Galaxies as the 3 forums I liked the most. however because I like the name Yoda's Swamp I would very much like to revise my review and add you to the top of the list as best Star Wars forum. so I am posting here today to see if I can make First Contact with the denizens of your Swamp. and now because I feel that one should always sing for one's supper I would like to share with you all Tatooine Rhapsody. ( it has been posted elsewhere so if you have seen it stop reading this post now and run away, but if you have not I hope you enjoy it. Tatooine Rhapsody is a parody of Queen's Bohemian Rgapsody and reading the post while listening to the song really enhances the experience. (I hope you like it, I also hope to become a regular in the swamp) [align=center] Tatooine Rhapsody Is this the reel life is it sci-fi fantasy caught in a franchise no escape from Chancellor Palpatine open your eyes look up to the skies and see I was just a slave boy, freedom need I, not your sympathy because I'm easy won, by Qui-Gon, a little force, a little con, anyway the dice rolls, doesn't really matter to me, to me mama, just killed a man, swung a light saber at his head, deadly flashlight, wow he's dead! mama, life as a Jedi Knight has just begun, but Queen Amidala said she'd go all the way C3PO, ooo didn't mean to leave you unfinished if I'm not back again this time tomorrow carry on, carry on, cause you're a droid and like if you really matter too late, puberty has come, sending shivers down my spine a certain body part's aching all the time, goodbye everybody, i've got to go gotta leave you all behind and face the Sith Obi-Wan, ooo I don't want to die I sometimes wish I'd never seen Amidala at all I see a little Toydarian named Watto, Sebulba, Sebulba, will you podrace on Boonta Eve Storm Troopers fighting, very very frightening me Jar Jar Binks, Jar Jar Binks Jar Jar Binks, Jar Jar Binks Jar Jar Binks, says ooh how rude! but I'm still just a slave boy, Master Yoda no loves me (chorus) he's just a slave boy, from the planet Tatooine give him a break, and let him go and boff the queen (chorus) she's easy come she's easy go, will you help young Ani score (chorus) Jedi Council, no! we will not help him score (chorus) Anakin, let me score (chorus) Jedi Council, we will not help you score (chorus) Anakin, let me score (chorus) Jedi Council, we will not help him score (chorus) Anakin, let me score (chorus) will not help you score, (chorus) let me score, (chorus) will not help you score, (chorus) let me score, (chorus) oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (chorus) who's your daddy! who's your daddy! man that was good, I need a smoke (chorus) Bobba Fett has a slave girl put aside for me, for me for me (chorus) so you think you can seduce me a minor you royal pedophile so you think you can handle my light saber and laugh at it's size oh Yoda! she can't do this to me Yoda! just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here no more Jedi Masters anyone can see, no more Jedi Masters it's the dark side of the Force now for me, as the Star Wars saga goes... [/align] 'Tatooine Rhapsody' lyrics DarthEggplant 2001 *helps if you know Queen's song Boheimian Rhapsody* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 I think he'll fit right in here at the Swamp. From the looks of it, you don't have to make him a crack and hallucinogen addict like the most of you are. He is one already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mace_sundancer Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 OK, as funny as that is, I'm kinda getting pissed to see it. I saw it in 3 other forums already.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 Originally posted by Katarn07 OK, as funny as that is, I'm kinda getting pissed to see it. I saw it in 3 other forums already.... same. sorry eggplant its just ive seen it before in other places as well. used to be funny but not anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar-Eärfalas Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 ya egg, u have been postin that stuff on alot of forums, just try to lay back fora bit k? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldritch Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 : The spam is strong in this one... I don't frequent any other Lucasforums other than the JKii.net ones, so I haven't seen that before. Funny, but some parts of the lyrics don't quite match the rhyme scheme of the song. Still good, though. Just be sure not to spam in the swamp, or Swampies will be all over you like white on rice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 what about the brown rice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AutoCept Posted February 15, 2003 Share Posted February 15, 2003 Originally posted by Darth Eggplant recently I posted a poll in all the Star Wars sites save I think by technical ommission this one. I appologize for the over site. the polls exist in almost every forum community if you wish to go see them and vote in them. I also posted a thread called Galactic Forum Cricket, In it I rated Star Wars, Star Wars Knights and SW Galaxies as the 3 forums I liked the most. however because I like the name Yoda's Swamp I would very much like to revise my review and add you to the top of the list as best Star Wars forum. so I am posting here today to see if I can make First Contact with the denizens of your Swamp. *SMACK!* You missed Gaming Forums too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted February 15, 2003 Share Posted February 15, 2003 Welcome to the Swamp Eggplant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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