sheaday6 Posted February 15, 2003 Share Posted February 15, 2003 Happy Valentines Day!!! Thats right, valentines day, the most beloved commercial holiday of the year (besides halloween...oh yeah, and christmas). I hope you all have a date, or at least a hooker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewL Posted February 15, 2003 Share Posted February 15, 2003 yep. I got me 3 hookers. They apparently loved me for a long time and wanted to "suck" me. But like micheal jackson, I covered my face like an idiot and weeped until they left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted February 15, 2003 Share Posted February 15, 2003 I think I did better off this year than ever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GendoTheGreat Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 I haven't got laid since a one-night-stand of six months ago. Or was it six years ago? I'm so lonely... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 Someone's lonely?! What's new?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quackass Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 mabey all MJ needed was chefs pleasure bag for his girl... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 Well, valentines day is over. Thank god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quackass Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 you wouldn't be saying that if you had a hot gf. me on the other hand was saying "thank God i broke up with her before valentines day!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted February 25, 2003 Share Posted February 25, 2003 Filthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheaday6 Posted February 28, 2003 Author Share Posted February 28, 2003 It sounds like you took the break up with your blow up doll pretty well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GendoTheGreat Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 There was no break-up, she just split. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quackass Posted March 5, 2003 Share Posted March 5, 2003 yok yok yok! virgins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheaday6 Posted March 5, 2003 Author Share Posted March 5, 2003 why do people get so defensive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBlink Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 I should probably make a joke about small penises right about now, but I wont. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegitablepulp Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 ah, come on...it be fun just don't pull down your pants and show everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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