jimmycracker Posted February 16, 2003 Share Posted February 16, 2003 You step out of a rusty ship to find yourself in the middle of Cur Island, a feared name throughout the islands of the Carribean. You find yourself oddly thirsty, so you take a walk around the neighborhood. After a while, you find a large and dirty hut, with a sign labeled, "The Sod Bar." Sounds good to me, you think. You step inside, to which you nearly die of the stench. It's a strong stench of raw fish and moldy beer, also known as … Grog! Yes, this is the famous bar, the only bar that sells gallons and gallons of grog in buckets. It's the place for violence and the utmost contempt for the civilized. Go here to fight, and go here to dance with the disco pigs (the stage on your left). Welcome, and no water allowed, nor wine or beer or rum. We only serve Grog here. By the way, jimmycracker is currently hiring a bouncer. He/she needs experience with violent weapons and fist fights. (equips The Spoon of Penalty) Oh, and for the ignorant, Grog contains kerosene, propylene glycol, sulphuric acid, artificial sweeteners, red dye no2, acetone, battery acid, scumm, axle grease, and/or pepperoni. This is the craziest place around. Enjoy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercatfat Posted February 16, 2003 Share Posted February 16, 2003 walk n walk e walk s flirt with barkeep The Bartender smiles and comments on your beautiful white shirt and tattoos. fuck barkeep A stray dart ricochets off the dart board and hits you in the neck! Sorry, but you have died. Restart? [y] [n] n Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmycracker Posted February 17, 2003 Author Share Posted February 17, 2003 (takes a swig of Grog) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BooJaka Posted February 17, 2003 Share Posted February 17, 2003 (Is confused) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elTee Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 syntax error! cosec runtime decompile incompatability script! please contact modem manufacturer or isp for details. The Sod Bar seems to be malfunctioning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmycracker Posted February 19, 2003 Author Share Posted February 19, 2003 Let's be peaceful. I had to close down my other bar as you can see here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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