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Anyone know anything about SmartFilter? My company just added this in and it blocks me from all of my personal e-mail and sites such as mail.yahoo.com and groups.yahoo.com. This sucks! Any computer wizards out there know a way around this? So in other words, all of the PA stuff I used to do during the day, I can no longer do. Grrrrr!!!!!

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Originally posted by Darth_Sidious

Heheheh, this is classic. You'll never guess what I saw:

 

Problem Report

Access denied to the system by SmartFilter, while attempting to retrieve the URL.

 

 

Bastards, all of them! :D

 

Ehh, feh.

 

Damn them, damn them all! Luckily it works at my school. :D

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I'm just bitter. I guess I have actual work i should be doing here anyway.

 

*looks around*

 

Okay, well maybe not. Eh, I'll just think of more controversial topics I can fully exploit in future articles I guess. ;P

 

*twiddles thumbs*

 

Brain, overload....need......rest.....

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True true, but as of now, I already have more job responsibilities than any other person with my title in this state. So essentially, giving me more would be admitting I am the best and what self-respecting manager would do that? ;P

Besides, not only am I a lazy bastage, I'm also union. ;)

.....and the Chief Steward for this city as well, for my company that is.

 

CWA 1170 rules!

 

Gotta love us lazy communications workers. :D

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heh,, I went to the site you shopwed us and I got the old fashioned:

 

The page cannot be displayed

 

The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your browser settings.

 

When I took out the 's' it gave me the access denied. i guess the filters ARE smart....

 

P.S. I'm at school :D

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I've got three words for you:

 

Befriend. The. Operators.

 

Get the admins hooked on crack or something, and make sure you're the only supplier. Bribe them with chocolate. Wash their cars. Your ticket out of proxyland is a friendly BOFH ;)

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Ahh but I AM friends with the Admins. I'm in the class too. I've even done stuff to the servers once, but i didn't know what the heck I was doing, i was just doing what the guy told me to do while he reset it or some crap like that.

 

 

Unfortunately, the server "command console," as my teacher calls it, is in his office... which we cant get into.....

 

**** school board rules...

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don't forget the credit cards. oh yea, and the pencil. The pencil works best. :D The office doors are so easy to open. There should be covers for the lil metal things that holds a door shut.. dunno what they're called, but inside the room, they don't have them. Just outside on the doors they do. Just push a pencil in between the door and push the metal thing inside its "Home" (Happy Gilmore) and the door is opened. But you shouldn't do that, it's very bad ;)

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