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Boba Rhett

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Here are times where the use of that word was excusable.

 

 

1. " What the @#$% was that?"

- Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

 

2. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

- Custer, 1877

 

3. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."

-Einstein, 1938

 

4. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

- Picasso, 1926

 

5. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

- Pythagoras, 126 BC

 

6. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

- Michelangelo, 1566

 

7. "Where the @#$% are we?"

- Amelia Earhart, 1937

 

8. "Aw c'mon, Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

- Bill Clinton, 1999

 

9. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @#$%ing mad."

- Osama bin Laden, 2001

 

10. @#$% the tang, Buzz! I'm gonna be the first @#$%er on the moon!

- Niel Armstrong 1969 (said as he jumped out of hatch)

 

12. @#$% my dancing career!

- Bill Gates, March 14, 1986 (just after his stock went public)

 

13. And and these guys, these guy'll have swords but not just any swords! These swords man, these swords are made outta light, man. I'm a @#$%ing genius!

- George Lucas, 1975

 

14. Lucas, you stupid @#$%.

- Every person who saw Howard the Duck, 1986

 

15. Well now, that's on big @#$% piece of ice.

- Captain of the Titanic, 1912

 

16. What the @#$%. Oh, I mean... land ho!

-Christophorus Columbus, 1492

 

17. Direct Current? What the @#$% is wrong with you, old man?

- Nikola Tesla, 1888 (Said to Thomas Edison) (for more info on what a dirty sob Edison was, pm me)

 

 

 

Add as many more as you can think of. Please use @#$% in place of the actual word. ;) After we run out of real accurances we can use movies, games and so forth. :D

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Where the @#$% did you get your license?

(after Jos Verstappen flew in the air with his Formula 1 car and flipped 4 times)

 

what the @#$%?

(said everyone when they found out Greeto was shooting first)

 

who the @#$% would want to see a Jay and Silent bob movie?

(Ben affleck in the Jay and Silent Bob movie :D)

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"Well I'm just $# aren't I?" - US Rep Gary Condit (D-Calif) after the Chandra Levy revalation

 

"Percent sign, ampersand, dollar sign"

"And colon, semi-colon too."

"What the ^%#$ are you talking about?"

"Swearing in longhand, astrisk mouth."

 

Sam and Max Hit The Road

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