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Matt-Liell

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Well in my family my mom's side is catholic and my dad's is united. For all of my life I was going to the untited church and I wasn't getting anything out of it. I would be happy not to go to church. Bu this year I decided to convert and since September I have been taking classes and everything. Well today is the big day, in half an hour I go for first confession and at 8 pm I will receive first holy communion and then confermation. Well wish me luck you guys!:D

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I used to be an alter boy.

liked the robes.

oh and cheeze wiz and those little

peanut butter and jam packages

male for good communion waffer sandwiches

at early mass. oh and watering down the wine

with grape juice and vinegar,

well the priests eventually figure that out too.

I am a RC roman catholic,

and I almost got the complete package

my grade school had nuns who beat us regularly,

however I was never molested by a catholic priest

so I do not think I experienced the 'entire'

christian experience.:eek:

 

oh and on the subject of penguins (nuns)

'Nasty Habits'

 

Whahhoa! Hooooo

whoa whoa whoa whoa

Ahhhhh!

 

Here's something to think about

Where would we be now without

Nasty habits, nasty habits

Makes me want to scream and shout

Life would be so dull without

Nasty habits, nasty habits

All those naughty little things

That we don't discuss publicly

Nasty habits, nasty habits

 

Tell me your secrets

Tell me your name

Tell me your secrets

 

Does it please you to employ

Little girls or little boys

Nasty habits, nasty habits

Do you like to romp and play

By yourself when they're away

Nasty affair, what do I care

Do you peek at magazines

Filled with doggies

and leather queens

Nasty habits, nasty habits

 

Tell me your secrets

That no one should hear

Whisper them softly

Into my ear

I won't tell,

I won't tell

 

People act so proper

when they're going 'bout their business

Cup of coffee,

friendly conversation

Til they get home,

til they get home

Take the phone off

lock the door

and shut the curtains

Make sure that the neighbors

are without suspicion

No one will know,

no one will know

Nasty habits I must condone

No one knows what I do

when I'm all alone

Nasty habits,

I'm so ashamed...

 

Nasty habits here to stay

Now they'll never go away

Try and stop you'll have to pay

Nasty habits here to stay

 

People act so proper

when they're going 'bout their business

Cup of coffee,

friendly conversation

Til they get home,

til they get home

Take the phone off

lock the door

and shut the curtains

Make sure that the neighbors

are without suspicion

No one will know,

no one will know

Nasty habits I must condone

No one knows what I do

when I'm all alone

Nasty habits,

I'm so ashamed

But we must not

let that stop our little game

Nasty habits

are so much fun!

 

Nasty habits here to stay

Now they'll never go away

Try and stop you'll have to pay

Nasty habits here to stay

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Hoppy Easter! from the pagan christian fuzzy one.

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You're gonna get confirmed just like that? No classes, rehearsals, passing a test that consisted of 200 marks that requires a passing grade of 70%? No community service for 10 hours ??? And most of all no having to attend mass every tuesday until you get confirmed?? Man, I had to do all of this to get confirmed, and here you are getting confirmed without any effort!!? Man, you're damn lucky.

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Originally posted by UsetheFORX

You're gonna get confirmed just like that? No classes, rehearsals, passing a test that consisted of 200 marks that requires a passing grade of 70%? No community service for 10 hours??? Man, I had to do all of this to get confirmed, and here you are getting confirmed without any effort!!? Man, you're damn lucky.

 

He said he has been taking classes and everything since September. ;)

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ah yes the old snake and potatoe guy.

I chose Christopher because

I am born on Columbus day,

and as a precotious tween\teen

I was always the one who said grace

on thanksgiving:

'lord we give thanks for this meal

we about to eat,

and for commitinng genocide

on the proud race of people

who lived here before us.

 

now if my name had been Philes

I naturally would have chosen Xavier

 

and late but true the paitron saint

of computers is Isador for the wired catholic

out ther as yet to take the plunge.

 

i still remember the horro

of confirmation, i attended a RC Italian school

kids getting confirmed were given Z28's

as confirmation gifts.

i got a card

nor did i think getting more was neccissary

or appropriate for that matter.

 

hope yours was not too ostentatious

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Originally posted by Darth Eggplant

and late but true the paitron saint

of computers is Isador for the wired catholic

out ther as yet to take the plunge.

 

 

I was going to pick Isidore but my name sounded too weird like that and I've always been an Irish loving Leprachaun! :D

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