Chewbacco Posted April 28, 2003 Posted April 28, 2003 He is how it goes, you post a question like this: Would you rather... Bite the ticks off your dog -OR- Pick up its poop with your bare hands. (wet) And you chose the first or second one of what you would do in this situation. It's like ask a stupid question get a stupid answer. There is one rule: It is forbidden to choose neither. Got it. Okay I'll start it: Would you rather... Be constipated for a week -OR Have constant diarrhea for a day.
Reborn Outcast Posted April 28, 2003 Posted April 28, 2003 CONSTIPATION BABY!!! NO SCHOOL FOR ONE WEEK!!! YAAAAHHH. Would you rather... jump off the Grand Canyon or jump off an airplane 20,000 feet in the air with no parachute?
topshot Posted April 28, 2003 Posted April 28, 2003 Jump off the Grand Canyon *Actually does it, and dies.* Would you rather eat out with Harrison Ford -OR- Would you rather eat out with Barney the Dinosaur
Jedi Apprentice Posted April 28, 2003 Posted April 28, 2003 Eat out with Harrison Ford. Would you rather lick a frog or eat a snake(raw).
Reborn Outcast Posted April 28, 2003 Posted April 28, 2003 Lick a frog. Would you rather... Live in a used chicken coop or Stick your arm up a cows anus. (Hey, they do it)
Acrylic Posted April 28, 2003 Posted April 28, 2003 The 2nd one. Would you rather: Sniff a poopy cows ass or Lick a persons popped pimple puss. (Those are both so gross )
Chewbacco Posted April 28, 2003 Author Posted April 28, 2003 Sniff a poopy cows ass Would you rather sniff every basketball players jock stap after a game -OR- Lick a fat sweaty guy's armpit thoroughly.
-=DarkZero=- Posted April 28, 2003 Posted April 28, 2003 Sniff a jocks jock strap >.> Would you rather eat ice cream out of your garbage or eat ice cream out of your friends bum >.>
Chewbacco Posted April 28, 2003 Author Posted April 28, 2003 Man, that is a good one. AH, eat ice cream out of the garbage. Have cockroaches surrounding your bed. -OR- Have rats living inside your sofas and floorboards?
Neko Lain Posted April 28, 2003 Posted April 28, 2003 Ew What is ticks? something tells me its something not good
Acrylic Posted April 28, 2003 Posted April 28, 2003 Originally posted by Chewbacco Man, that is a good one. AH, eat ice cream out of the garbage. Have cockroaches surrounding your bed. -OR- Have rats living inside your sofas and floorboards? Have cockroaches surround my bed. Would u rather: Have your mom keep a close eye on you for 2 years after you turn 18 or Have a rabid monkey dance on your back nonstop for 2 weeks
-=DarkZero=- Posted April 28, 2003 Posted April 28, 2003 Have a rabid monkey dance on my back for 2 weeks Would you rather go throught the east side of New york screaming west side or Go through the west side of compton screaming east side.
Acrylic Posted April 28, 2003 Posted April 28, 2003 (Nice Av/Sig Combo Man) Go through the East Side Screaming Westside (2Pac all da way! ^_^) Would you rather: Kill President Bush -or- Kill a little 5 year old girl holding a flower for you to smell. (I prolly will regret posting this )
-=DarkZero=- Posted April 29, 2003 Posted April 29, 2003 (Lmao thanks) Kill bush. Would you rather jerk off to the mackerania Or Jerk off to your mom XD
Reborn Outcast Posted April 29, 2003 Posted April 29, 2003 MY MOM!!! Wait... thats gross so no that song all the way lol. Would you rather... Get bitten by a rattlesnake 50 times or Get bitten by 30 sharks.
-=DarkZero=- Posted April 29, 2003 Posted April 29, 2003 Rattle snake,half of them I won't be concious =D Would you drag a dead horse down young street on sonday Or Drag a dead horse down young on monday
ET Warrior Posted April 29, 2003 Posted April 29, 2003 Drag the dead horse on monday Would you rather get kicked in the junk once by a ninja wearing a steel toed boot OR get kicked in the junk by 50 barefoot 8 year olds one by one?
-=DarkZero=- Posted April 29, 2003 Posted April 29, 2003 Niether! that sounds painfull! Although I'd take the little kids,they don't hurt as much. Would you french a blonde on a bridge Or A brunet on a bench
topshot Posted April 29, 2003 Posted April 29, 2003 I'd just assume that I would kiss both of them! Would you eat a burger like Shaquille O' Neal? -OR- Would you rather go cannibalistic and eat everyone like Hannibal Lecter?
Acrylic Posted April 29, 2003 Posted April 29, 2003 Eat A Burger Would you Be a Pkayer? or Play a Player?
-=DarkZero=- Posted April 29, 2003 Posted April 29, 2003 Play a player like I always do Would you shoot up the school Or Bomb the city.
Acrylic Posted April 29, 2003 Posted April 29, 2003 Id hate to do them, but I'd bomb a city. Would you rather: Eat a dead cat or Lick horse Diareahha for 2 hours...
Jedi Apprentice Posted April 29, 2003 Posted April 29, 2003 Eat a dead cat. Would you rather eat maggots or rotten food?
Pedantic Posted April 29, 2003 Posted April 29, 2003 Hell yeah, rotten food all the way! Would you rather get a paper cut on your eyes or your dick?
ET Warrior Posted April 29, 2003 Posted April 29, 2003 That's.......wrong......on so many levels....... I'd choose mine dick, because on the eyes could blind ya, and it'll heal eventually...... Would you rather... Fight a Ninja to the death in hand-to-hand combat, Or try to kill a bear with your bare hands?
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