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You know what would be funny? If that really WAS Bill Gates, and I'm telling him to go suck his own Rooster.

 

But I'm pretty sure it's not.

 

Do you look like Bill Gates? I'm sure I could use my imagination a little and you know... with a hairbrush and some hay... or Silage as the farmers nowadays use...

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it's quite logical actually if you think about it

 

a man who is hated and laughed upon by 93% of the world hears that a young girl has a sexual fantasy about him, rushes to find her....

 

yeah, it seems logical to me

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NiKo = pointed eared dude out of Star Trek

 

Bill Gates kicks ass, he's given nobody any real reason to hate him, he's a nice guy and he's not responsible for all the ****ty errors in some of his products. He is damn ugly though

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Eh, excuse me, Bill Gates isn't that bad looking. I mean in honesty, compared to a lot of the lads out there. And I agree with you. My 'fantasy' is more for joking purposes but as a person I like him and I think the errors in his programs are... well, picture a group of geeky, snickering programmers sitting in a room with mugs of coffee.... one programmers says to another, "Hey, I have a really l33t idea...."

 

LMAO I heard Bill Gates met Christina Augulara and she didn't know who he was or anything. He offered her help in any computer problems she had and she was like, "Oh that's okay, I already have a computer guy to do that stuff," God she's DIM.

 

Seriously, I like Bill Gates. The world judges Bill Gates because of a room full of giggling programmers and a lot of money.

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I have nothing against Bill Gates, but have you seen the new version of Windows, Longhorn, and the computer HP made for it?

If you look at it carefully, you can see that the even thought the font is pretty much the same, and the computers look the same, and Longhorn is almost exacty the same look, you'll see it IS Microsoft, and not Apple. :D

 

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See some similarities? :D

Even the screen is surprisingly alike, with the lines and stuff.

 

 

PS - Is that Max Payne, by any chance?

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Originally posted by Al-back from the BigWhoop

yes he did, he has been buying, destryoing and forbidding every other company to arise. thats why i like linux. take that mr. gates.

 

You only like linux to spite Bill Gates then? ^_^0

 

 

Originally posted by murta

So his company makes money, the decisions aren't all his and he gives craploads to charity

 

Yeah, he's giving his entire fortune to charity when he dies. Not to his kids. Which is wierd at first but sweet when you think about it.

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Right. That's it. I'm not listening. La La La! I'm going to plan my family now. I'm going to have two children. One will be William Henry Gates IV and the other, William Henry Gates V. And I don't care if they're male or female, so long as they're male. And they have to look like their daddy..

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