Jackrabbit Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 Obi-Wan in episode IV - Who's the bigger fool? The fool, or the fool who follows him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarCords Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 Warping qoutes is great. See sig below. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danyx Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 "Eve was Framed" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danyx Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 "Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face." ~my cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True Neutral Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 Humpty was pushed... No no... I don't think less of you because of your religion... I just don't think any better of you. they're some i've come across... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danyx Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 "No matter how rich, powerful, or famous you become, there's nothing like walking in your front door and stepping in dog**** to bring your ego back to reality." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthfergie Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Originally posted by Jan Gaarni "Stay on topic!" "We're too close!" "Stay on topic!" "Closing up .. GAAAAHHH!!!" DANG IT! gonna have to buy a new keyboard...I just happened to have been drinking coke when I read this. lol...geez that's good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose_Of_Mercy Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 Wow set those are some awesome qoutes here are some of mine: From Lance Armstrong It's Not About the Bike My Journey Back to Life (a great read and very enthralling, I suggest it to everyone[i have read it 4 times]) "I want to die at a hundred years old with an American flag on my back and the star of Texas on my helmet, after screaming down an Alpine descent on a bicycle at 75 miles per hour. I want to cross one last finish line as my stud wife and my ten children applaud, and then I want to lie down in a field of those famous French sunflowers and gracefully expire, the perfect contradition to my once-anticipated poignant early demise." -Lance Armstrong 4-Time winner of the Tour De France Albert Einstein- From Uncle John's Giant 10th Anniversary Bathroom Reader "Only two things are infinite, the universe and stupidity--and I'm not sure about the former." "Common sense' is the set of prejudices acquired by agae eighteen" "Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind." "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." "Why is it that nobody understands me, and everyboyd likes me?" "My political ideal is that of democracy. Let every man be respected as an individual, and no man idolized." "Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind." "I am a deeply religous nonbeliver...This is a somewhat new kind of religon" (I love this one). I'll post some more stuff later...Woody Allen and Mark Twain ~SK~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Badass Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 Why do recipes warn us not to use fresh pineapple or kiwifruit in gelatin? Why can we use canned pineapple in gelatin? Where is Donald Duck's brother? How do blind people discriminate between different denominations of money? When not flying, why do some birds walk and others hop? Why does string cheese "string" when torn apart? Why is the width of standard guage railroads four feet eight-and-one-half inches? Why is the bathtub drain right under the faucet? Why is it not on the other side of the bathtub? Why do golf balls have dimples? Why are there so many ads for the Yellow Pages in the Yellow Pages? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danyx Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 "Eve was framed. Think about it." ~bumper sticker "If someone dropped a house on my sister, I'd send flying monkeys after her too." ~myself, Danyka MacTalla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentJ_edi Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 private: " but sir, thats charlie's beach, it real hairy in there sir, its charlie's beach," Lt. Kilgore" charlie dont surf!!!" from the movie apocalypse now, if you havent seen it, its to point out that in the vietnam war, a good beach with waves was enough reason to go and drop napalm all around it just to have somewhere worth surfing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackrabbit Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 Che Guevara We cannot be sure of having something to live for unless we are willing to die for it. Hasta la victoria siempè! (Until victory always -- Struggle until victory forever!) If you tremble indignation at every injustice then you are a comrade of mine. Words that do not match deeds are unimportant. Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel! I know you've come to kill me. Shoot, coward, you're only going to kill a man. - Before he was shot and killed. At the risk of seeming ridiculous, let me say that the true revolutionary is guided by a great feeling of love. It is impossible to think of a genuine revolutionary lacking this quality. Where a government has come into power through some form of popular vote, fraudulent or not, and maintains at least an appearance of constitutional legality, the guerrilla outbreak cannot be promoted, since the possibilities of peaceful struggle have not yet been exhausted. I decided we needed more Che . [Edit] Oh, and how about a little Isaac Asimov... David Frost: ...Surely a man of your diverse intellectual interests and wide-ranging curiosity must have tried to find God? Isaac Asimov: God is much more intelligent than I am--let him try to find me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
setsuko Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 True. There's always room for more Che. "There is no other definition of socialism valid for us than that of the abolition of the exploitation of man by man." - Ernesto Che Guevara Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose_Of_Mercy Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 I Am What I Think You Think I Am. -Principle of Sociological Mirror-Self Theory My own: Do not judge one person because of his/her people's actions nor vic versa. I Am What I Think You Think I Am. Whatever happened to the Macarana and all of those people who actually did the dance? He deserves a good ball kickin'. The meaning of life is life itself. Damn, western religons suck. Anybody but bush for 2004. - on a bumber sticker ~SK~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danyx Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 Board mods will probably scream at me as this is a pg-13 board, (which is yet another reason why the Sunrunner board is not going here), anyway.... "If women ruled the world, would peace-keeper missles be shaped like that...or would they be ribbed for pleasure?" ~Shannon, my 27 yr. old daughter and the most serious of my tribe. Go figure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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