TheHobGoblin Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 I found these on Hotline. I was cracking up. 22 things never to say to a cop. 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you that guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must have been doin' at least 120 mph to keep up with me...Good job! 5. Excuse me...is stick up hyphenated? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition tobe a cop 7. I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high schoolinstead 8. Bad cop! No donut! 9. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 10. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence. 11. Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on COPS? 12. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand. 13. Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to work at McDonald's? 14. I pay your salary! 15. So, uh, you on the take, or what? 16. Gee, Officer...that's terrific...the last officer only gave me a warning too! 17. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 18. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around-that's how far ahead of me they are. 19. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist. 20. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control. 21. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 Magnum. 22. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches? And.... The Top Six Reasons Computers Are Female 6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner. 5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic. 4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference. 3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 2. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you". AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE: 1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklighter Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 3. Aren't you that guy from the Village People? LMFAO! 1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it! So true, so true... Hehe:DAll good stuff ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 very funny and the "The Top Six Reasons Computers Are Female" - very true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 LOL! but I've seen that before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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