pHILBRUSH Posted June 8, 2003 Posted June 8, 2003 Mint! now let's all celebrate by joining my new soccer game!!! -pHILBRA:p
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted June 9, 2003 Posted June 9, 2003 yey, soccer. btw, im natty's son, but i still havent got a father. any takers?
Natty Posted June 9, 2003 Author Posted June 9, 2003 Originally posted by Al-back from the BigWhoop yey, soccer. btw, im natty's son, but i still havent got a father. any takers? You're a test tube baby.
Alia Posted June 9, 2003 Posted June 9, 2003 But isn't Natty married to pHILBRUSH? If he's not really your dad.....
pHILBRUSH Posted June 9, 2003 Posted June 9, 2003 Originally posted by Al-back from the BigWhoop yey, soccer. btw, im natty's son, but i still havent got a father. any takers? Al, I'm your father! Now, let's have a man to man chat....
Joshi Posted June 9, 2003 Posted June 9, 2003 What are you all looking at me for, i'm not the father, who told you i was the father, i'm njot having a hot an passionate affair with natty, cpt andy's my girl, and i love her for all she's worth, i do. I... did not... have sexual relations... with that woman.
pHILBRUSH Posted June 9, 2003 Posted June 9, 2003 Man, I hope not.... -pHILBRUSH EDIT: Hey, Das, you're officially Mum's brother, now!!! IMPOSSIBLE FAMILY ALERT!!!!!
Joshi Posted June 9, 2003 Posted June 9, 2003 Originally posted by pHILBRUSH IMPOSSIBLE FAMILY ALERT!!!!! No No, in this thread, we call that a... Jerry Springer Episode Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Alia Posted June 9, 2003 Posted June 9, 2003 I see someone's looking to be kicked out, huh. Well Neil, you are going to END your cheating ways or I will drag you onto a horrible talk show and tell you who REALLY fathered my children! Wait, hang on, what's this....Hello, Natty, I'm your mother-in-law? Yeah. Get away from my husband or I'll tear out your liver.
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 9, 2003 Posted June 9, 2003 one member has to be a girl that's pregnant but doesn't know the father and jerry has to give dna tests to 50 guys, but none are the father. i'm sorry, but in real life, only a slut would have to give ten guys a dna test, seriously. and then none are the father and then the host says "do you know who eltse it might be?" and the girl is sitting there crying cluelessly. it's hilarious. sad, but hilarious.
Joshi Posted June 9, 2003 Posted June 9, 2003 YOU HIPPOCRYT! (spelling intentional ) Who did you sleep with?! Who are these children?! Where's my Sundae?!!
pHILBRUSH Posted June 9, 2003 Posted June 9, 2003 YOU can speak, Neil! from the sound of it, you tried to HAVE SEX with MY WIFE!!!!!!!!! *nearly Strangles neil* *kicks him in the crotch 75.4 times *
Joshi Posted June 9, 2003 Posted June 9, 2003 75 times is one thing, but that .4 is just too much. Time you *bleep* and *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* and then you can have the *bleep* and *bleep* of the *bleep* you *bleep* Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted June 9, 2003 Posted June 9, 2003 Originally posted by Das Mole one member has to be a girl that's pregnant but doesn't know the father im the father. wait... oh, now i get it... sorry. btw, LOL @ Das' story
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 9, 2003 Posted June 9, 2003 i'm gonna continue phil and neil's little "spat" *jerry introduces the little b****, a.k.a. me* *runs in and is very pissed* how dare you kick him in the balls, phil, you ******* piece of ******* ***** ******* ****! you're not good enough to be kicking him in the ******* balls, you gay-*** piece of ***! if anybody should be doing that, it's me! i deserve to be ******* pissed! i don't gte enough ******* pay! *crowd goes ooh* ah, **** y'all, y'all are ******* whacked, you're a stupid bunch of mother ******s. *turns back to phil* you know, phil, you're so ***** ******* you ******* bastard! *starts attacking phil, guards hold him back* you know, you're so ******** annoying, i ******* hate you being my ******* piece of **** ***** little brother! i hate you!!! *turns to neil* and you, neil. you ******* piece of white trash (isn't that ironic)! you ******* deserve to be kicked in the balls 75.4 times you stupid ****! *is extremely pissed and starts screaming and throwing chairs at the audience* *screaming at top of his lungs* I DON'T GET ENOUGH F****** PAY! I SHOULD BE PISSED! **** YOU ALL!!! YOU'RE ALL ****!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *goes for jerry* *is shot with a tranquilizer*
Joshi Posted June 9, 2003 Posted June 9, 2003 Das mole you *bleep* I'm gonna *bleep* your *bleep* you *bleep* *throws a chair randomly at the camera*. And then you, Philbrush, my son, or should I say my wifes son who's father is unknown and soon to be ex-wife! You are no longer my son, or never was, and therefore, I disown you! *audience gasps* And then back to you Das, or should I call you *bleep*! No, that wasn't a curse, I was saying *bleep*! Hey, stop that, it was *bleep*! Stop bleeping me! you *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*! Muss. Hah! Said it! That'll show *bleep*.
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 9, 2003 Posted June 9, 2003 *slowly wakes up* huh? what happened? *sees neil* *gasps* neil!! you stupid *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...(etc., etc.)...eeeep*!!!!!!!!!!! *shot by tranquilizer again*
Joshi Posted June 10, 2003 Posted June 10, 2003 **Jerry brings down tranq gun** Jerry: And i've got plenty more where that came from.
Alia Posted June 10, 2003 Posted June 10, 2003 *walks in calmly, looks around, and starts to back out* Hello, dear, just stopped by to ask if you put the roast in on your way out, but.....you look busy....guess I won't bother you. Das, mind yourself. There are PEOPLE watching. It's positively shameful. Aw, Neil, and it's SO sweet of you to disown pHIL, but as you had no money to begin with, it doesn't matter much. I've got all the money in this family, and I'm scooting if you disown him ever again. So there. I don't even remember who pHIL's dad is anyway, so it doesn't matter that much. Right?
Joshi Posted June 10, 2003 Posted June 10, 2003 I'm not too sure if i even have a family, Natty, hows about me and you go run away together (andy was only second rate compared to you!) Oh, and Andy, yes, i did put the roast, in, now, would you kindly STOP HASSLING ME!!!
pHILBRUSH Posted June 10, 2003 Posted June 10, 2003 *walks in* omigod, look at all those bodys!!!!mint. *gets out 2 Uzis and starts killing audiance* HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!! *GTA2 voice*: KIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL FRENZY!!! *BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!!* *Gets out trusty lightsaber* HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!! Neil, how can you disown me IF YOU HAVE NO ARMS!!!!!!!!!!!! Jerry: Why I'm sure that'd be easy..... Me: WHO THE *bleep* ASKED YOU, YOU *bleeep*IN' *beep*ETY *bleep* *bleep* *slices off Neils arms and Jerry's nose* !!!!!!!!!!!!! >me -pHILBRUSH
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 10, 2003 Posted June 10, 2003 i'm telling on you! dad!!! *philbrush presses secret button on saber, turning it into tranq gun, he then shoots me*
Joshi Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 Okay, that's it, go to your room! I'd point dramatically, but thanks to someone both my arms are over there. Igor! Get over here with that needle and thread, you've got a lot of work to do. Igor: Yeth sir.
Alia Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 Oh my *BLEEP* *BLEEP* Natty's a man! Oh, and I'm kicking the impudent, armless man out of the house.
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