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well, the movie swears alot, so ill choose some non-swearing quotes, yet still a little...yeah.

 

they call me darth balls, bong!-jay

 

george lucas is gonna sue sombody-chris rock

 

(look kids its mark hamill,applause!)-they call me **** knocker-mark hammel

 

whay do they call you that-jay

 

interesting story relly i...slam!-hammil

 

yeah...good stuff

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lol, yeh. When they are at Moobies:

 

"You are wrong! We do not lick bals! Its is you who are the ball lickers!"

 

Hairy Bushed Nuns.... lol. ^_^

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Justice:Women dont like to be called bitches, Jay

 

Jay:They dont? How bout "fine piece of ass"

 

Justice:How bout not

 

Jay:Then what the f**k am i suppose to call you then

 

Justice:Something sweet you big goof....something nice

 

Jay:Boo-Boo Kitty-F**k?

 

lol :rofl:

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"Don't f**k with a Jedi Master son."

 

and the whole "Look kids, it's Mark Hamil, Applause" was funny too.

 

 

"Hey, arn't you the guy who f**ked the pie?"

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the bonus dvd has a bunch of episode 1 rips when they meet up with holden. i forget them exactly but it's basically that anyone could have made a better episode I :D

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What the **** is the internet? -Jay

 

All you mother ****ers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers! We're gonna **** your mothers while you watch and cry like little whinney bitches! Once we get to Hollywood and deal with those all those Hollywood ****s, you're all next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob

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