The Punisher Posted June 24, 2003 Posted June 24, 2003 A: Q: Best potential daycare provider: Ozzy Osbourne or Michael Jackson?
Sunshine Badass Posted June 24, 2003 Posted June 24, 2003 A: Ozzy would either eat them or lose them... Jackson would hold them up "REAL" high for the media to see. P.S. Ozzy bites head off 5 pound chocolate rabbit! Q: Genitalia shaped swimming pool? Or skunks in your shower?
swediot=) Posted June 24, 2003 Posted June 24, 2003 id go with the swimming pool personally Jan or wraith as king of all mods(this should be interesting)
Thew Rydur Posted June 24, 2003 Posted June 24, 2003 A: Hmm... I think I'll go with Wraith Q: Episode II or The Matrix: Reloaded *Runs from Jan's hammer*
The Punisher Posted June 24, 2003 Posted June 24, 2003 A: I'd have to go with Ep. II...so many lightsabers...so much awesomeness... Q: Another movie one: Willow (staring Val Kilmer!) or Labyrinth (staring David Bowie!)
Sunshine Badass Posted June 24, 2003 Posted June 24, 2003 Sadly enough, I have seen both of those movies. A: *Sarcasm* David Bowie was so... hot in Labyrinth. */Sarcasm* But Willow had small drunken midget people, or Brownies, or whatever they politically liked to be called, so I will have to go with: BEER!!! Ha-hahahah *Dives into beer barrel* Q: Which do you think it is, male or female shaped genitalia for Swediot's pool?
The Punisher Posted June 25, 2003 Posted June 25, 2003 Hey, there's nothing wrong with seeing both those movies, they rock AND roll. But yeah, Willow did have midgets... A: I suppose his swimming pool would be the shape of a male Wookie's wookie. (whatever that looks like) Q: This brings up a good point: Do Wookies...how do I say this in a family friendly way...love each other face-to-face, or like their canine cousins?
Devlyyn Sarr Posted June 25, 2003 Posted June 25, 2003 A: Yikes, that is a tough one. Never thought about that before...but i'd have to say both? Q: This weekend if a friend calls you up to do something-- Go out, or make up an excuse to play SWG?
swediot=) Posted June 25, 2003 Posted June 25, 2003 i think an excuse is in order:D but only because its the first week the glass of milk is half full or half empty
Sunshine Badass Posted June 25, 2003 Posted June 25, 2003 Well, judging from that creamy white wookie mustache you are sporting there, I would say you drank my milk. And that is not cool with me. :D EDIT: Oh, right, a question... Q: What do Federal Express delivery men do after 10:30 am?
ViolentJ_edi Posted June 25, 2003 Posted June 25, 2003 *//searches desk for funny punchline, doesnt find one//* they go home to laugh at the UPS guy for having second shift with traffic *//swediot->half full or half empty- its got something in it and im thirsty Q:beyond the behind or behind the beyond
swediot=) Posted June 25, 2003 Posted June 25, 2003 hello.... yeh id like to order a straight jacket please... for what purpose do you say.... uh... magic trick......delivery please *van drives up by forums *swediot takes the straight jacket heres your answer J_edi *tackles J_edi and forces him into straight jacket Q. was that sort of good or just plain stupid
ViolentJ_edi Posted June 25, 2003 Posted June 25, 2003 a: that was good Q: black straight-jacket or white straight-jacket (yes they make black ones i almost bought one)
The Punisher Posted June 26, 2003 Posted June 26, 2003 A: Hmm, I'd go with black. That way, when you spill your tapioka, it won't stain. Q: If you crack off a smelly one while on a date, do you: a. pretend like nothing happened. b. take full credit. c. blame it on the waiter. d. blame it on your date, loudly, so the whole place knows.
swediot=) Posted June 26, 2003 Posted June 26, 2003 well... b deffently other wise your just being a ****** really butter or margerine?
Daneel Posted June 26, 2003 Posted June 26, 2003 A. Margerine - because butter is just /so/ fattening. Q. Which is worse: Mad Wookiee in a dark alley, or Happy Vader?
setsuko Posted June 26, 2003 Posted June 26, 2003 A: Happy Vader. Stop giving him those Prozac just because he asks for them, Palpatine! Q: Noodles or spaghetti?
Thew Rydur Posted June 26, 2003 Posted June 26, 2003 A: Noodles, buttered noodles. Q: Naboo or Corellia?
Daneel Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 A. Oh, definitely Corellia Q. Which is more painful: Force Wedgie or Force Choke?
swediot=) Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 force choke may be painful but wedgie would be excrutiating apples or pears
The Punisher Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 A: Apples. You can eat the core of an apple, but if you eat the pit of a pear, well that's just folly. Wait a second. I was thinking of peaches. D'oh! Then I change my vote to pears. Q: Would you rather: Still be waiting for SWG to be shipped to your house, or get to the final page of your character creation, only to be REJECTED by the almighty gods of loading screens?
Daneel Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 A. Believe it or not, I would rather be the victim of a servers rubber stamp than pwned by the mailman. Q. ATi or nVidia?
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