Yufster Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Dumb Newbie: (Also Irish) hi im new so wats da craic so NE cute lads here WB Dumber Newbie neil noshi u is a spa y is u close my thread u r a faxiest then? i hop u fall off a cliff. a really hi 1, and land on u head, faxiest dictater! Dumberer Newbie im da biggest m0nk3y I51an4 fan 4 eva + alwayz!!! i also no the secrit to mi1 and have definit proof dat gaybrush is not a kid. My Mummy Guybrush? I think that's a french name, actually. It's pronounced, "Gay Bwush". My Mummy # 2 Tim Schafer? That's pronounced, "Shayfer", sweety, not Skayfer. And Dave Grossman, it says here too. Oh dear. Do you think they get on together? I mean, after the hollocaust and all. Annoying Individual hi wats up frm (censored name) wats da craic did u see buffy last nite? i nerly cried! txt bk frm (Censored name) WB now. Annoying Individual # 2 hi wats up frm (censored name) wats da craic did u see dawsuns creek last nite? i nerly cried! txt bk frm (Censored name) WB now. Annoying Individual # 3 hi wats up frm (censored name) wats da craic did u see friends last nite? i nerly cried! txt bk frm (Censored name) WB now, plz Scarey X-Boyfriend (broken up for a year, went out for 3 months) I thought of saying this for a while, i love you and still miss you, I think about you every day, and I've moved into the estate next to yours so I'll be seeing you loads, then. I spoke to you little sister today. She told me how you've been. I told her I still love you. I asked whether you had a boyfriend now. I just want you to know I think about you every day. So, any comments? This thread is really about the last comment there. It's pretty scarey. Would anybody like to console me about my stalker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remi Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 This is an all time classic My Mummy # 2 Tim Schafer? That's pronounced, "Shayfer", sweety, not Skayfer. And Dave Grossman, it says here too. Oh dear. Do you think they get on together? I mean, after the hollocaust and all. Also, better being stalked than being a stalker. ¬ ¬ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted July 4, 2003 Author Share Posted July 4, 2003 Better not being stalked at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 you have a stalker, huh? you may not think much of it now, but soon, one day, you'll be walking down a back alley late at night with your flowery dress and a leather purse. and you'll see shadows creeping around. then a guy will come up behind you and say "hey, where you goin'?". you'll walk faster. but then another gang member pops up in front of you out of the darkness. you're looking frantically between the two, as though you're in agitation state in a wash cycle. then more members come up, and you're looking more rapidly between all of them, you're now in the fast cycle in the washing machine. so the rest will move out of the way, and the leader corners you. in an attempt to distract him, you try to make conversation about the graffiti color, but it's no use, because they pick you up and start carrying you to their car: an '89 mazda. but then, a mysterious man comes down on a string, he shoots them with webs, then you start making out with him upside-down and all that crap. i hate f***in spiderman. anyway, then you tell your ex about it, and he says he knows, but nobody knows about it but you. so then it hits you: it must have been a setup, he was spiderman, he just want to kiss you and get back with you. so you become disgusted and ask to move to a discreet location. so then you all live in a cardboard box together in...dublin. look at you. you've gone from a nice estate to a cardboard box. all because you broke up with your boyfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted July 4, 2003 Author Share Posted July 4, 2003 Shut, the f*ck, up. I'm serious, he told me he thinks about me every day and everything. How f*cked is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Is he undead? I'll bet he is. Those PESKY undead. Tell him to get a life. And a new girlfriend. And that his codependence is disturbing in a medium-high degree. Of course, I can't be responsible if something bad and violent happens. So don't listen to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted July 4, 2003 Author Share Posted July 4, 2003 Okay I'll explain from the start: Went out with him for 3 months, first relationship, didn't get on with him, found him boring and repetitive and boring. He'd spend ages telling me about how this one time, a teacher had sent him out of the class and he'd refused to go, so later she came and opologised to him because SHE KNEW HE WAS RIGHT. Or how he's better than his college tutor at computers, and his tutor got him to write an artical and blah blah bla.. He invited me to his Debs Party (leaving school party) and I said yes. Then after a few weeks I noticed not only his huge EGO, but also the fact that he told me the following things: If we had children, what would you call them? I love you, I want to be with you forever. Imagine if we stayed together for years and years Think of the future. You and me together, with a family, a house... These are not things a teenage girl wants her boyfriend to say. Needless to say, I freaked out when he sent me a text message on safe sex, and how he didn't want to force me or anything, so I decided he was like WAY WAY ahead of me in certain ISSUES and FAMILY PLANNING so I broke up with him, before the graduation party but I still went with him out of politeness, and I can tell you I didn't want to go. Why? He ignored me all night, and then burst into tears in front of everybody and started screaming, "You told me that you loved me!" Like some deranged, horrible scene out of Moulin Rouge, except I didn't, and he isn't Ewan Mcgregor, and it sure as HELL was not a giant elephant. We split up into different groups after that and afterwards both groups went to the house party of this one guy. He (XBoyf) insisted on staying by my side, and wouldn't let me take a taxi home alone, and didn't want me talking to some people at the party because they 'weren't safe'. You may think it was concern, but he was just incredibly jealous. Then he sort of felt stupid at work for a while (We work at the same place) so he proceeded to ignore me. Then I went out with this other guy for a while. The next day I went into work and people were laughing. Someone called me over and said, "Did you hear, *name* said that it would be disrespectful of him for anybody that works here to go out with you!" And of course my new boyfriend worked there. So before the Staff Party at Christmas, news was spread that *name* was going to start a fight with my new BF. Dead serious. I don't even like trouble, I'm quiet, so this wasn't good. He didn't because he was dead drunk when we got there. Too drunk to stand. Then he didn't speak to me for even longer. Then yesterday I got this message from him (a year after we broke up) "I still love you and miss you" I sent him back "Well let's just stay friends" He replied, "Okay, but I think about you every day" I sent him back "But friends don't do that, except special lesbian friends and we won't go into that" He replied, "I miss you so much" At which point my mother phoned me and said, "Did you know *name* moved into (estate next to mine)? He asked Olivia how you were and asked her if you'd gotten the txt message. He also told her what it was about." At which point I replied to him "Look, I don't care how much you still like me, you can't just dump this on a person after a year and don't involve my family in this at all" To which he replied "Nothing will change the way I feel" Yesterday he was on my estate, alone, sitting on the grass, alone, so I had to go to the shop the 'back' way (which is longer), because I really felt scared going past him. He doesn't know anybody but me on my estate, and it's not just some place you go to get sun on a rainy day. I mean, I hate trouble. I hate trouble are my middle names. And for an average teenage relationship that lasted three months, it's turned into an awfully big deal for him at least. I really find him freaky. Apparently he has a girlfriend and all while he was texting me all this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Do you know his current girlfriend? If you told her, would she claw out his eyes, all the while shrieking, "I HATE YOU! DIE! DIE! DIE!" and then kill him? I don't know, I don't have much experience with the whole stalker thing. Except once in the first grade, there was this little boy who used to follow me around constantly, tease me incessantly, give me homemade valentines, and generally be a pain. And that went on until the fifth grade, when he moved away. I used to get badly written love letters from him too. Now that I think of it, there was one time when I got so fed up, I picked him up by his collar and threw him. It was HILARIOUS. Anyway, I saw him at a social gathering last year or so, and he looked so embarrassed, it was precious. But really not worth the years he spent terrorizing me. Ok, that was too irrelevant to help you at all. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted July 4, 2003 Author Share Posted July 4, 2003 You have like four years more experience in stalking than me, possibly more, I may have miscounted. Scary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Originally posted by Yufster Do you think they get on together? I mean, after the hollocaust and all. :eek: Did you say holocaust? Isnt it a discrimnation of all the people which had been trough it (and didnt get away before)?? Next time we say nazi in here. And where will it end?? Saddam ruling the world..! And then we must say saddam is a nazi and osama his cousin. (isnt it weird?? muslemic nazies? And they defend the 'freedom' of the islamic world?) shameshameshame to say holocaust! say endsolution. It sounds cleaner. PS. oh.. youve tried to talk about your ex.. Err. why are you going out with him if he bores you?? tse. Dont like it? Dont do it. tsetsetse. fact that he told me the following things: If we had children, what would you call them? I love you, I want to be with you forever. Imagine if we stayed together for years and years Think of the future. You and me together, with a family, a house... These are not things a teenage girl wants her boyfriend to say. Needless to say, I freaked out when he sent me a text message on safe sex, and how he didn't want to force me or anything, so I decided he was like WAY WAY ahead of me in certain ISSUES and FAMILY PLANNING so I broke up with him, before the graduation party but I still went with him out of politeness, and I can tell you I didn't want to go.QUOTE] 1st .. why not do talk about future? 2nd .. hey. he was real to you. do you want a lying bastard, cheating on you etc?? 3rd .. its ok if you dont have the same thoughts, and if you cut him off coz you dont have the same feelings. 4th .. give him time. live your life. dont reply to his messies. that only hurts him more than say nothing.. Dont do things in reason of politeness 5th .. dont try to fix the prob with a new BF. 6th .. stay calm and real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scabb Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 There's nothing wrong with making cracks about the holocaust. There's also nothing wrong with making a musical about it too. Please, Hollywood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Originally posted by scabb There's nothing wrong with making cracks about the holocaust. THERE! Again. see. like i said.. once started never stopped. ..nazi. a musical is something totally different. as long as they SING *sings* holocaust, hhoooooolllllllllooocaaaaaaaauuuusssst. .. so please to Hollywood. Schindlers Liste the musical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branik Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 What is it that makes you Germans so sensitive about the holocaust? It's in the past, we all know you won't start wasting the jews again. Let Berlusconi talk, he doesn't know better not to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted July 4, 2003 Author Share Posted July 4, 2003 That's right. if we pretend the holocaust never happened those people will be reincarnated and it will all go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 .. nnooooooo. no. i was just joking around .. .. it WAS a bad thing in history .. but not german history at all.. a bit history of human race too.. i think. there is nothing bad about it to speak it out and it SHOULD NOT be wiped away or so.. but I personally didnt lived at this time .. I personally am not involved in this case .. it concerns me only in human belongings and so on.. mmm.. in germany some tv-people do not speak about this topic because of some 'jews' come up and say "he said this and that" .. But so does not the late night show.. this guy jokes on just this topic that people are trying to kind of 'remove it' and other people constantly keep pointing at people who are not involved.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 tell him that you'll get w/him if he climbs into a box, then you can duct tape/superglue it shut, poke an airhole or two in it with a needle, then send him to mongolia or something. or just move into a cardboard box. hey, you said you had to go "the back way", right? was it down a back alley at three in the morning, and then spiderman came to save you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted July 5, 2003 Author Share Posted July 5, 2003 Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! Sieg Heil! You're all bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 hey yuf.. no one say today americans are responsible for slavery in the southstates? noone claims the christians for the crusades. why does nobody recognize that a.h. was a complete insane fool trying to take on the world and thanks to everybody who has prevented him and his fellows from doing that.. so. and if you ever meet a nice troup of nazis skinhead or such bastards.. then you'll know how nice the feeling is to hear these words shouted in your face, while someone else tries to empty your cases.. they even dont stop punishing women, older people, children, even pregnant women .. so this is death serios. one tip. if they ask if you got a cigarette.. you better got one. dont claim yourself as nonsmoking. or do it and duck fast if they ever ask you 'are you sure?'. i really hate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mymipage Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 Originally posted by Yufster Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! Sieg Heil! You're all bastards. Hey Yufster, all countries made mistakes in the past, Germany just more than others . Joking! I have German relations and love them very much . Ireland have been fighting a war for the last 50 years anyway (or the north has) but we can blame the English for that Now that I think of it I have English relations too, damn! All my relations seem to have left Ireland! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 Uh huh, yeah, so Yuf, you have a stalker? Simple solution, next time he comes around, kick him in the money maker. But if you can't reach his hair, then just kick him in the nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted July 5, 2003 Author Share Posted July 5, 2003 RayJones, I don't really know what you were trying to say, I think it has something to do with you thinking I shouldn't say Heil Hitler, or something. Are you foreign? Mimy.... You can't blame the English for that. The irish are dumb. Let's face it, our government is run by retards dressed in suits. Have you seen the Education Minister? He looks like a thug. And I think I'm going to lose my job because the Dolmen Hotel is laying off all the young staff they took on for the summer... even though I've been working there a YEAR. Stupid Economy. OMG MIMYPAGE DID YOU SAY YOU LIVED IN KILKENNY BECAUSE I'M MOVING TO KILKENNY AND IT'S LIKE TINY IN KILKENNY. WHAT SCHOOL ARE YOU IN!?? **** its that CBS isn't it? I hate CBS! Mysoginestic (sp) BASTARDS. Well anyway... OH YEAH AND **** there was something else. And yeah, stalker. That's where I was. Stalking. I mean being stalked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 foreign .. related to .. where ..? mmh.. i think you're meaning my english is not my native language.. sssiiiiii...! i'm living in berlin .. and where are you not foreign? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 It seems that Yufster's moving is doing two things, keeping her away from her stalker, and giving mymipage a brand new one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted July 6, 2003 Author Share Posted July 6, 2003 I never SAID I was going to stalk him, I simply implied that I WAS going to stalk him. Ray, Sorry I thought you just couldn't be bothered to use proper english, but it's okay if it's not your native tounge I certainly couldn't speak Berlinish to that level... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernil Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 I think what you should do about this guy stalking you is do very small bits of terrorization to him and his property. If he randomly finds all of his pants burned, and a note from you telling him all about it, he may reconsider. There are so many other possibilities..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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