Junior™ Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 I already said I wanted to open this thread and reconsidering the small amount of posts in this forum I finally did so. The question is: What will Stan be selling in MI5? Let's hear some of your ideas....and yes, I just pretend to know that Stan will appear in the fifth Monkey Island but who cares? By the way, the one who gives the correct answer will get a hug - completly free! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 Withe free hug how can I rufuse such a great chance. I think he'll have to be selling double glazing as we've had all the others, Used Ships (cars), Insurance, and Time Share. Though its most likely to be something stupid which I can't think of at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scabb Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 The only sensible answer to this question is "Loans". If you went through a bad time and acquired a few County Court Judgements, providing your own your own home, Stan should be able to help you out. Same goes if you're retired, or have a poor credit history. Only grotesquely ugly working class people are allowed to feature in the advertisements, too. Or people who are convinved that their circular shaped block can fit through a square hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murray03 Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 He'l probably be doing vcr repair as thats kind of a reoccuring joke dont ya think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coconut Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 be funny if he was selling all his own stuff. Like furniture, his clothes, bits and bobs. Becuase hes doing so bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meathookly Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Porcelain figurines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 How about makeup and/or skin care products? Or magazine subscriptions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahyar Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 Umm...Toys?...Naaaah!...Pawnbroker?...maybeeee... Duh!I'm outa ideas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabez Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 I didn't think what Stan sold in the last two games was very good. I'd like to see previously owned babies, or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Posted July 13, 2003 Share Posted July 13, 2003 Maybe Previously Owned Fishmeat might add a bit of class to the game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PirateBooty Posted July 13, 2003 Share Posted July 13, 2003 Stan's previously owned deathstars! -lalalaLuke:deathii: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 Stans previously owned PANTIES... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutthroat_Nick Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 Previously used coffins was a shear classic!!! No matter what anybody says, nothing can beat used coffins!!! I have come up with an idea that isn't as good as used coffins, but I'm sure it's better than time share- Used sticky tape - Previously used gum - Used kidneys (and no offence for the last one) - Used XCXOXNXDXOXMXSX But I'm sure my last idea will surely NOT be in MI5!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutthroat_Nick Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 Sorry, I just thought of another one, what with the war and everything. -Stan's previously owned Biological & Chemical Weapons (who was the previous owner?!?!?!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondebeard Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 Please don't capitalize all the letters. You can also edit your own posts if you want to add/change something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutthroat_Nick Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 Thanks. You know people REALLY like these new forums, especially the smilies- there GREAT!!! I think the milegend.com staff should consider staying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey_05_06 Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 Stan's Previously Owned Adventure Games... nah, maybe not. How about previously owned children? That way Guybrush and Elaine don't actually have to have one... or: Stan's Previously Owned Websites! Yes! That's it. But I still think the adventure games would be cool... Guybrush: (walks into Stan's Previously Owned Adventure Games.) Stan: Blah blah blah, nobody's listening, so, whatever... Guybrush: I'd just like to browse. Stan: Blah blah blah blah, what, oh, okay, whatever, blah blah blah... Guybrush: (picks up The Secret of Monkey Island, and is taken back to the begining of the first game, concluding the series!) After all, this is the last game... :cry: :sad: :weep: :wail: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aubrianne_c Posted August 14, 2003 Share Posted August 14, 2003 Stan's previously owned toothbrushes... previously owned head lice... previously owned pocket lint... the possibilities are endless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnxiousApe Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 Stan seems to have moved from selling actual items (ships, coffins) to insurances and time shares, so loans could be next! Or alternativly, something COMPLETLY different... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Comet Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 Previously used weapons? Previously used Mansions? Previously used prothetic Appendages? Maybe he runs a mafia style loan service? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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