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My favourite fantasy weapon would be a huge virtual hand which could be sent electronically, and when sent would appear from within a persons PC and could be used to slap Andys ar$e, Rays face and slap Das all over in a random bitch slapping type motion.... ;)

 

What would be YOUR favourite fantasy weapon?

 

(no references to you already having a 'huge weapon' Ray!!!;)

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An AI program that lies dormant in the victim's computer until he's offline, then uses his e-mail files to simulate his personality and wording to send threatening messages to political leaders in his home country. Victim is arrested, program erases itself to leave no evidence confirming his plaintive insistence that 'The computer did it! Why won't you believe me?'

 

:max: Sneaky, ain't I?

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.. I'd probably would like to have that 'huge stick' zoom was talking about in another thread..

 

yes and a cool fantasy weapon would be like ..

 

a phaserwhateverthingy.. the person you will shoot at turns into a nice chick. oh, and phaser-levels are from 'highheeled' over 'half undressed' to 'no will at all, just do it as you prefer to' .. (therefore is no need in talking bout my big weapon roy.. :p )

 

.. and first i am at .. DAS .. coz he obviously NEED some FUN or otherwise i'm afraid he will never become .. unconfused.

 

or i point at me.. ( Zoom, Roy .. ;) )

 

ps. because of the huge amount of people which will bring up most deadly weapons ever .. i decided to bring up some 'friendly fire capability'-weapon .. friendly fire.. ;):);):);):) .. ??!!!?!!?!!!! hehehe!

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I want a huge cannon to fire from my house every morning.

 

And then when I go inside I'll be needing a large dead fish that has capabilties similar to the hand that Roy was talking about. So I can slap you all when I feel like it.

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....or a better weapon could be some sort of 'Andy catching device', maybe like a large fishing rod with a cage and cheese on the end.

 

Hey Ray, we could use this to trap Andy and keep her as our 'sexual servant' forever.....

 

....we could also use this device to endlessly confuse Das....thus having twice as much fun.....

 

....oohh, I'm off to get out the cardboard and sellotape!!!

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I'm closing this thread because it's complete and utter spam

 

**gets bitch slapped by RoyTordes virtual hand** Fine, keep the damn thread.

 

I'd have a flaming sword, oh wait, it's been done. Fine, then, looks like it's a double light saber for me.

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Violence is fine Nat, it's pain that's bad!!

 

Kids often don't understand the difference between pretend and play, hence why Das frequently hurts his back jumping off the wardbrobe onto his brother in a Hulk Hogan style.

 

I've decided a better weapon would be a 'laser prodder' where you could prod a person from distance. Obviously we'd need to take the above situation (kindly visualised with the help of Das Mole - cheers man!) in mind and use the 'laser prodder' responsibly to for example, prod people into a pile of cheese, or prod people into a shallow stream. We DONT want to be prodding people into busy roads or anything. :)

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I have actually a weapon you cant beat.

*puts out big bad really no peppermint breath exhalator whomp*

 

*.. and uses it on neil*

 

:D

 

See natty.. NO violence at all.. neil is just down puking all over the floor..

 

*uses it on Ray .. F.. i mean Roy .. NOOO!!*

 

*down puking all over the floor..*

 

*crouches out, leaving a nice barftrack*

 

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hey, it's me, i just showed up from...nowhere! i haven't even read this thread until just now...and i noticed that i was mentioned a bunch of times. i must be pretty popular, huh?:rolleyes:

 

anyway...my fantasy weapon is anything that will kill martha stewart, michael jackson, mariah carey, and my brother. something like a guillotine. whose blade has been dipped in rat poison. and has maggots covering it. and the blade has to be blunt. very blunt. for a blade, at least.

 

no, i'm kidding. i don't want a weapon. i don't want to kill anyone. i'm not cruel or mean. at least i think i'm not. you know what'd be weird? is if for a whole week i stopped being confused, and actually contributed my ideas to the forum, and actually carried out an intelligent conversation. of course, i'm sure that'd be too overwhelming for everybody here. unless somebody wants me to do that for a week...

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Originally posted by Neil Joshi

No, I'd agree, it is comic mischiefe, but then again, none of the stuf here is really all that violent, i still haven't seen anyone gut anyone around here yet. :D

 

yeah. cos the good weapon was used on you .. the was no chance to see it ..

 

:D

 

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*grumbling*

 

i think that roy guy has gone .. on vacation .. i'll try to obtain his huge virtual hand .. and if he's coming back ..

 

*SMACK*

 

welcome BACK, Roy..!

 

*sigh*

 

if he ever will come back ..

 

*plays bored with huge virtual hand*

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