RoyTordesLegend Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 My favourite fantasy weapon would be a huge virtual hand which could be sent electronically, and when sent would appear from within a persons PC and could be used to slap Andys ar$e, Rays face and slap Das all over in a random bitch slapping type motion.... What would be YOUR favourite fantasy weapon? (no references to you already having a 'huge weapon' Ray!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 An AI program that lies dormant in the victim's computer until he's offline, then uses his e-mail files to simulate his personality and wording to send threatening messages to political leaders in his home country. Victim is arrested, program erases itself to leave no evidence confirming his plaintive insistence that 'The computer did it! Why won't you believe me?' Sneaky, ain't I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 .. I'd probably would like to have that 'huge stick' zoom was talking about in another thread.. yes and a cool fantasy weapon would be like .. a phaserwhateverthingy.. the person you will shoot at turns into a nice chick. oh, and phaser-levels are from 'highheeled' over 'half undressed' to 'no will at all, just do it as you prefer to' .. (therefore is no need in talking bout my big weapon roy.. ) .. and first i am at .. DAS .. coz he obviously NEED some FUN or otherwise i'm afraid he will never become .. unconfused. or i point at me.. ( Zoom, Roy .. ) ps. because of the huge amount of people which will bring up most deadly weapons ever .. i decided to bring up some 'friendly fire capability'-weapon .. friendly fire.. .. ??!!!?!!?!!!! hehehe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C Shutt Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 The Master Sword, bitch. Also that axe-thing, from Buffy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 buffy. buffybuffybuffy. i just hear buffy. what axe??? the one that slits buffy down below?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 The axe-thing from Buffy, totally. I also happen to love the Daedric weapons in Morrowind... But wait, are we talking about fantasy-genre weapons, or just made-up ones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C Shutt Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 I mean that "it is for her alone to wield" thing. Scythe, I guess, not axe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 We all know all weapons from TV. (except: buffy, alias, dark angel, MutantX .. What is the hive on it?) Make up your own one. (pleeaaasssee) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 I want a huge cannon to fire from my house every morning. And then when I go inside I'll be needing a large dead fish that has capabilties similar to the hand that Roy was talking about. So I can slap you all when I feel like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 oh. andy .. thats great. you and roy could join and constantly slap me in a random bitch mode. on side a hand, other side the fish. all combined with my megaweapon.. we could have deadly fun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 Yeah! Let's TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Lookit all the cute widdle smilies killin' each other! Aww! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyTordesLegend Posted July 9, 2003 Author Share Posted July 9, 2003 ....or a better weapon could be some sort of 'Andy catching device', maybe like a large fishing rod with a cage and cheese on the end. Hey Ray, we could use this to trap Andy and keep her as our 'sexual servant' forever..... ....we could also use this device to endlessly confuse Das....thus having twice as much fun..... ....oohh, I'm off to get out the cardboard and sellotape!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pHILBRUSH Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 A good weapon, hhhhhhmmmmmmmmm...... A sniper rifle that shoots out laser that can target the nearest head (wich would happen to be mine, but still...) UT VS other people = I'm smokin' !!!!!!!!!! -pHILBRUSH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 I'm closing this thread because it's complete and utter spam **gets bitch slapped by RoyTordes virtual hand** Fine, keep the damn thread. I'd have a flaming sword, oh wait, it's been done. Fine, then, looks like it's a double light saber for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 Is it just me or could this topic be seen as promoting violence? Regardless of whether it's fantasy weapons or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyTordesLegend Posted July 16, 2003 Author Share Posted July 16, 2003 Violence is fine Nat, it's pain that's bad!! Kids often don't understand the difference between pretend and play, hence why Das frequently hurts his back jumping off the wardbrobe onto his brother in a Hulk Hogan style. I've decided a better weapon would be a 'laser prodder' where you could prod a person from distance. Obviously we'd need to take the above situation (kindly visualised with the help of Das Mole - cheers man!) in mind and use the 'laser prodder' responsibly to for example, prod people into a pile of cheese, or prod people into a shallow stream. We DONT want to be prodding people into busy roads or anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 Originally posted by Natty Is it just me or could this topic be seen as promoting violence? Regardless of whether it's fantasy weapons or not? Doesn't Monkey Island do the same thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 I have actually a weapon you cant beat. *puts out big bad really no peppermint breath exhalator whomp* *.. and uses it on neil* See natty.. NO violence at all.. neil is just down puking all over the floor.. *uses it on Ray .. F.. i mean Roy .. NOOO!!* *down puking all over the floor..* *crouches out, leaving a nice barftrack* .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 hey, it's me, i just showed up from...nowhere! i haven't even read this thread until just now...and i noticed that i was mentioned a bunch of times. i must be pretty popular, huh? anyway...my fantasy weapon is anything that will kill martha stewart, michael jackson, mariah carey, and my brother. something like a guillotine. whose blade has been dipped in rat poison. and has maggots covering it. and the blade has to be blunt. very blunt. for a blade, at least. no, i'm kidding. i don't want a weapon. i don't want to kill anyone. i'm not cruel or mean. at least i think i'm not. you know what'd be weird? is if for a whole week i stopped being confused, and actually contributed my ideas to the forum, and actually carried out an intelligent conversation. of course, i'm sure that'd be too overwhelming for everybody here. unless somebody wants me to do that for a week... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 Originally posted by Neil Joshi Doesn't Monkey Island do the same thing? What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 Endorse Violence, or have we forgotten the screaming chair and voodoo doll of infinate pain, not to mention the various swordfights and the whole scene in MI1 where you try to get the fabulouse idol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 How about being plunged into lava or shooting banjos? Isn't this all just comic mischief or am I confused? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 No, I'd agree, it is comic mischiefe, but then again, none of the stuf here is really all that violent, i still haven't seen anyone gut anyone around here yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Originally posted by Neil Joshi No, I'd agree, it is comic mischiefe, but then again, none of the stuf here is really all that violent, i still haven't seen anyone gut anyone around here yet. yeah. cos the good weapon was used on you .. the was no chance to see it .. [edit] *grumbling* i think that roy guy has gone .. on vacation .. i'll try to obtain his huge virtual hand .. and if he's coming back .. *SMACK* welcome BACK, Roy..! *sigh* if he ever will come back .. *plays bored with huge virtual hand* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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