Why are there no monkeys in North America?

[Cmdr. Cracken]

North America does have primates. you'res just looking in the wrong places.

 

i suggest shopping malls and other places of mass human gatherings. there, you shall find what inow classify most human beings as.

 

Stupid monkeys.

[Nute Gunray]

Cracken, you're a primate too there chief. Homonids are primates. We're Homonids. so neener.

 

I find the whole "after the dinosaurs where all the megafauna were kicking each others asses and eating people" thing to be cool.

[Cmdr. Cracken]

Ah, however, Nutiferious, i am not partaking in extravagant spenditures of money on wasteful and stupid things that have no use, or purchase extravegantly priced cloths which i oculd buy cheaper at wal-mart or K-mart, and are of the same quality.

 

 

and in other news..... My spoon... is too big....

 

My SPOON, is too BIG. ^_^

 

*BZZT* *STatic*

[Nitro]

I agree with the Crackhead...

 

On the other hand, what I save on cheap clothes, I spend on PC parts, CD's, DVD's, and a new DV camera every 6 months.

 

 

 

"I'm a consumer whore!"

 

"And how!"

[Nute Gunray]

Originally posted by Cmdr. Cracken Ah, however, Nutiferious, i am not partaking in extravagant spenditures of money on wasteful and stupid things that have no use, or purchase extravegantly priced cloths which i oculd buy cheaper at wal-mart or K-mart, and are of the same quality.

 

I bought a $22 shirt at Hot Topic that I have never worn. I've had it for four months. On the other hand, I have a shirt from Hollister that I paid $12 for. It may be the finest garment I own. Quality++

 

Wal-mart and K-mart's clothes aren't of even decent quality anymore. I got some socks at Wal-mart and have had several fail on me after only seven months of use.

 

I must live in some pricing time warp or something. Even in Pittsburgh stuff doesn't cost a lot. I've never paid $10 for a movie ticket or $40 for a pair of jeans. I haven't owned a pair of jeans that didn't come from Old Navy in at least five years. I paid around $20 for a pair.

 

In short, I'm having fun because wastefulness rules the school. Fifth circle of hell, here I come.

[Admiral Odin]

I don't think I'll ever pay 40 bucks for a pair of jeans.

 

However, I don't really think about buying a 200+ sword every couple of months.

[Zoom Rabbit]

I think I'm in the same boat...that odd group of society that has more invested in their cutlery than their motor vehicle.

 

Monkeys have the proper way of things. Bananas are important.

[Admiral Odin]

I have to admit. If I had the option: New Car or Pristine antique sword I would pick the sword even though I have no vechile at the time.

[Nitro]

List of dream cars:

 

'68 Mustang GT 390

1970 Chevelle SS 454

1970 Hemi Cuda 426 Hardtop

1959 Cadillac Miller-Meteor Ambulance

[edlib]

Originally posted by Nitro

1959 Cadillac Miller-Meteor Ambulance

 

You've been watching "Mother, Jugs, and Speed" haven't you?

[Nitro]

Nope... Ghostbusters.

[edlib]

Ahh... right. I forgot about that one... *Snaps fingers*

 

That could be fun...

[Nitro]

I've actually got quite a collection of the nessicary roof components kicking around my basement... Granted, they'd need repainting and such, and I've only got one set of police light bars, but I never stop looking.

 

I'm having zero luck finding a period siren for it. Another siren-related problem is that the siren in the movie isn't an actual siren, just a sound byte that I've (so far) been unable to replicate, and I can't find any GB siren sounds online... Once I do have the sound down, I plan to hide a loudspeaker somewhere on the roof, and play the siren through that.

 

 

 

Of course, I still need the damned car.

[edlib]

Yeah, but I can see it now...

 

Tearing around corners, siren blaring... frightening the crap out of the general populous...

 

Sign me up! I definitely want to be part of that.

 

[Nitro]

If you can build the gear (proton packs, ghost traps, PKE meters, uniforms, etc), then you're in, cause I don't have the time or the energy to do it.

[edlib]

Well,.. MIT is just down the street from me...

 

Yeah,.. I think I can make that work. I have concocted a clever scheme...

 

First, I'll just need 2 stunning, buxom redheads... preferably twins... who don't have any aversion to working closely, (very closely) with lonely geeks in tight environments.

 

Yessss,.. I think I see the way I can make these braniacs see the light... It's so obvious...

 

Just gimme a million bucks to pay them to do the work.

 

 

What?

[Nitro]

They're actually not that hard to build... There's a few websites out there (gbprops.com for one) that have good collections of instructions on how to make 'em.

[edlib]

Oh,.. I was gonna try to make real working ones!

 

Nevermind.

 

Props I can do!

 

 

 

Can I still get the redheads to be my "Personal Assistants" though?

[Admiral Odin]

no you can't.

[Nitro]

Well, we are gonna need a secretary... Or two.

[Zoom Rabbit]

And some plutonium to run the proton packs.

 

Actually, I don't think they'll be that hard to build. China ships the parts worldwide by fed-ex...

[Rogue9]

my dream car would be a good condition military H1, the enclosed wagon modle with the sealed doors and the snorkel that extends aboev the roof. popping out of a river from underwater would be such a priceless thing to suprise people with, specifically I want the 1986 modle with the 6.2 diesel engine

[Nute Gunray]

I want a T-80B or an M-36 Jackson Tank Destroyer. The Jackson, if it weren't for it's lighter armor, had a large enough main gun to fend for itself even in modern tank warfare.

[Nitro]

A trucker picks up a hitchhiker who climbs up in the cab and notices a monkey on the dashboard.

After a few miles, he asks the driver what the monkey is for.

The driver says "I'll show you," and with that he hits the monkey with the back of his hand, sending the poor creature rolling across the dash.

The monkey goes down between the drivers legs, unzips his pants, pulls out his unit and proceeds to give him oral gratification.

When finished, the monkey pulls out a tissue, cleans the driver up, puts everything back and jumps back up on the dashboard.

"See that?" said the trucker.

The man said, "Yeah."

"You want to try it?"

 

"OK, but don't hit me as hard as you hit that monkey!"

[Zoom Rabbit]

My favorite monkey joke involves a hippy tripping on acid, who walks up to a man roasting a turkey on a spit over a barbecue and says, 'Hey, man...the music's stopped and your monkey's on fire.'