The Worst/Funniest pick-up line you have ever heard. *Spoilers for tryhards included*

[WolfmanNCSU]

Here are a couple for starters......

 

Those pants are tight, how does one get into them?

 

Would you like to go out for sex and a pizza?.......whats wrong, don't like pizza?

 

Is that a keg in those pants, cause I really want to tap that ass!

[ET Warrior]

*Lick your finger, wipe it off on her shirt, then on yours*

 

Wanna go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?

[-=DarkZero=-]

Originally posted by obi-wan13

Keep it clean, I'll keep it open.

 

1.Are your parents retarded? 'Cause you're a special gift.

 

2. Am I being too forward, or can I chew on your butt?

 

3. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? 'Cause it really messed up your face.

omfg I can't believe I didn't get to this sooner, unfortunatly I don't have any lines

But this one made me laugh aloud.

 

1.Are your parents retarded? 'Cause you're a special gift.

 

Ah it reminded me of one of my best friends Chantelle, ah that's a great one

[Lightsaberboy]

here's one that i heard online while playing jk2 many months ago. i forgot the names, but 1 person had a wookiee model and something 'girl' in the name, so a guy said "hey, you a girl?" and she said "yea" and he said "if you like wookiees i got something big, tall, and hairy for you." then she left.

[Kylilin]

Here is one that I actually used on a girl. I used it as more of an ice breaker than as a straight up pick up line, if I had, it wouldn't have worked. I walked up to this girl and I checked the tag on the back of her shirt, she turned and asked what I was doing, and I told her I was checking to see if she was made in Heaven. She gives me a cute smile and laughs, and BINGO!! I'm in there like swimwear.

[XERXES]

I have my pee pee periced.

 

 

the one that worked with my current gf of 8 months was "hey wana sleep on the couch together, all the beds are taken" (at my friends party at his house )