JangoClone#104 Posted August 18, 2003 Posted August 18, 2003 yup, the bastard finally returned home. when, i do not know (i would like to know though). the night we lost power, i was thinking of him and ironically he called me up. man was he pissed. he couldn't come home because the airports we down. so we'll probably see him on more often. isn't that right SXW?
JangoClone#104 Posted August 18, 2003 Author Posted August 18, 2003 yup, the bastard finally returned home. when, i do not know (i would like to know though). the night we lost power, i was thinking of him and ironically he called me up. man was he pissed. he couldn't come home because the airports we down. so we'll probably see him on more often. isn't that right SXW?
Cmdr. Cracken Posted August 18, 2003 Posted August 18, 2003 national guard pansey... tell 'im i said to join the real army damnit! ^_^
Cmdr. Cracken Posted August 18, 2003 Posted August 18, 2003 national guard pansey... tell 'im i said to join the real army damnit! ^_^
Lynk Former Posted August 20, 2003 Posted August 20, 2003 yes, the 5th pansey division... er panzer division................
Redwing Posted August 20, 2003 Posted August 20, 2003 Yay for SXW being back o.O? @ assorted military comments
ZBomber Posted August 20, 2003 Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by Redwing Yay for SXW being back o.O? @ assorted military comments me is also "o.O" at the comments.....
Lynk Former Posted August 20, 2003 Posted August 20, 2003 *has learnt that 96B isn't some wierd bra size*
JangoClone#104 Posted August 20, 2003 Author Posted August 20, 2003 ...now if he will only post on the forums...
SuicidalXWing Posted August 21, 2003 Posted August 21, 2003 Oh, I see. You all want a piece of this. Well, I'm through kicking people in the Army's ass and narrowly avoiding many articl 15s. Time to take out you pure civilian bastards. WHo wants to go first? *cracks knuckles and begins advancing*
Kuuki Posted August 21, 2003 Posted August 21, 2003 *Click!* The sound of a pressure sensitive land mine triggers by SXW's foot, he stops dead in his tracks. one move from that position it'll be all over... *everyone runs away from sxw* Lynk I don't think we need to nail him down for this one!!
SuicidalXWing Posted August 21, 2003 Posted August 21, 2003 Good thing I'm wearing my kevlar. Leaps off and tucks and rolls towards Scar, flames trailing behind him. He then whips out his M16, Butt stroke to the groin, followed by a slash.
Kuuki Posted August 21, 2003 Posted August 21, 2003 dude, kevlar nor flak jackets can not stop betty bouncy's. You step on it, you're dead unless someone can disarm the mine while your still standing on it. Don't make me get rfh to conferm this...
SuicidalXWing Posted August 21, 2003 Posted August 21, 2003 Who said we were being realistic. I'm obviously dead and still attacking your ass. If we were being realistic, you wouldn't have access to any explosives other than a few fire crackers.
Kuuki Posted August 21, 2003 Posted August 21, 2003 And, who says i can't be creative with those??? I WANT NAMES!!!
SuicidalXWing Posted August 21, 2003 Posted August 21, 2003 If I told you, I would then have to kill you.
JangoClone#104 Posted August 21, 2003 Author Posted August 21, 2003 and he can't use fireworks, remember what happened at my b-day party Scar? (for those who would like to know, he lit one in his hand, and when he was about to throw it, it blew up in his hand)
SuicidalXWing Posted August 21, 2003 Posted August 21, 2003 Oh yeah, almost forgot, good thing it was taped. Perhaps we should get copies and show everyone how he can't handle a simple firecracker.
SuicidalXWing Posted August 21, 2003 Posted August 21, 2003 Thanks, if that isn't sarcasm, then you get a wowwipop.
Cmdr. Cracken Posted August 21, 2003 Posted August 21, 2003 ATTENNNNNNTION! SWX, you piece of maggot crap, where the hell have you been? Why haven't you reported in? Why did you abandon you post? Why the (bleep) ARE YOU WEARING THAT STUPID UNIFORM!? DROP AND GIVE ME 50 SOLDIER! NOW NOW NOW!!! and welcome back. National guard wuss. ^_^
SuicidalXWing Posted August 21, 2003 Posted August 21, 2003 More PT Cmdr, More PT, I like it, I love it, I want some more of it, drive on Cmdr, Drive on. BTW, you can't smoke a rock. I am unsmokable. Sir, I was cleaning the latrine after Scar thought it would be fun to drop a fire cracker in the toilet. It blew up in his hand and got blood everywhere. So i cleaned it up for ya. This uniform is given to those who have reached a standard of studliness among women. They want me bad, that's what the uniform is for, to keep them at bay.
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