Darth Avlectus

'Sup?

"I'm gonna blow dis motha ****kah up!"

"My will shall not be eroded so easily! The power of burger world flows through me!"

(M-T yer mailbox plz as I have something kinda important)

(sobs)

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*chuckles*

*Comes out all charred like Vader* *Emperor Jerkface pulls up with a medical crew and ignites lightsaber*

*glares*

*grabs Tot's hand before he can pull it away due to years of fight exp and lands a kick where it counts*

*Hack uses smart RPG and blows you to hell*

*I collapse and respawn outside Vice city hospital good as new!*

*Jerkface died, I rose from the dead looking like Sion.* *Whips out "purple toy"* *Chasing you for a beat down*

*Monkey dodge* Monkey charge capacitor in camera stolen from stupid tourist. Monkey heave!

*poke-poke* Still breathing, or should I call the morgue?

*poke* *poke* Is it still alive?

*Sees you and grooves in your direction knowing full well you will be disgusted:dev11:*

*Summons Hack Benjamin from Big M$ney Hustlas to blow you to hell*

<Bleh> That's some good shtuff.

<PLAF!> DOES_HE_LOOK_LIKE_A_BITCH?!

<sigh> Looks like 1/6th of our economy is soon to be a partition of our government. The vie for power at a painfully slow and obvious pace continues. And our dear friend is veering ever farther left.

<SMACK!> Hi.

I'm so hawt my comments practically make themselves in my profile.

10 posts from that 3,000 mark there, buddy.

AAAAH! You changed your name?!