Trench

*blasts scav before he can come near him with the beskad*

*Cough*look here*cough*

*crackle* Copy that Commander! You heard him men! All units go! *crackle*

*Cuts payback in half*

*dies peacefully*

*draws sword* Very well. Thou hast sealed thy doom. Guards! Kill him!

*faints* You are the RC modding king!

*gallops away on an ebony steed*

*goes into a long boring death rant and dies without honor*

*goes parasite on scav, and starts tearing apart his internal organs after going inside of him*

*kicks payback in the family jewels*

*lightning is just a figment of Scav's imagination*

*Melts down payback's body then seals it in carbonite before launching it into a star*

*nonokillers can't find Mird and kill each other*

*points anxiously towards your request thread*

*Points at the Conc Rifle*

*poke*

*Preps Merr-Sonn Portable Missile to launch at CQ*

*smarts ones are too smart and overload*

*Theme from Jeopardy*

*Throws the pie in payback's face*

*verp shatter gun is defective*

*whisper*And it'll raise your post count*whisper*

*whispers* Call him Jek \/

*Whispers* Psst! Hey CQ: clicky here...