Emperor Devon

Get out of here Darathy you're not supposed to make comments after a dramatic epitaph.

god damn it, devon, you have uninstalled skype again. and after all the vitriol we've shown for you, did you know that if hams was forced to erase all living memory of either jimmy carter walter cronkite or you he'd pick the first two

devon did you know that throwing up is unpleasant

R I P

Dr. Ednov Repmore.

Employer, Wizard, Devoted Son, Loving Father, Sadomasochist.

May your memory forever be enshrined in your actions.

Nice to see you back.

Eriamjh!

If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well

It were done quickly; if the assassination

Could trammel up the consequence, and catch,

With his surcease success; that but this blow

Might be the be-all and the end-all here,

But here, upon this bank and shoal of time,

We'd jump the life to come.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Holy **** Devon is back!

Stranger: hello

Stranger: OMG WHERE

You: http://lucasforums.com/member.php?u=117380

You: HERE!

Stranger: OMG

Stranger: YOU ARE RIGHT

You: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO CELEBRATE?

Stranger: .... I'M GOING ****ING CRAZY

You: I JUST ATE MY CHILDREN AND AM WEARING THE FUR OF A WOLF AS UNDERWEAR

Stranger: I JUST MURDERED A HOMELESS MAN AND ATE HIS HEART

You: AWESOME

Stranger: **** YEAH

You: DEVONDEVONDEVONDEVON

Stranger: DEVVVVONNNNN!!!!!

You: HE'S GONNA BE READING THIS AMIGO

You: RIGHT ON THAT PAGE, TOO

Stranger: THIS IS ****ING CRAZY

You: THE TECHNOLOGY BLOWS MY BRAINS OUT

Stranger: I HAVE TO GO MASTERBATE RIGHT NOW

You: WITH A 18-GAUGE SHOTGUN MADE OF PURE KRYPTONITE

You: GO, GO!

Stranger: ALRREADY DONE

You: OMG DEVON INDUCES INSTA-FAPS!

Stranger: OF COURSE

You: I MUST GO NOW AND SPREAD THE MESSAGE OF THE DEVON, YOU DO SO TOO

Stranger: I SHALL

You have disconnected.

Dev, where you be?

So merrily, forever apart.

i have defeated darathy and will defeat you

Ah, you've graduated from petty imperial aspirations (Emperor Devon) to delusions of demigodhood (Metatron/Enoch). congrats.

hurr google images

(props if you can figure the reference out from it and my custom title)rr