Det. Bart Lasiter

momentary lapse in judgment i was drunk i swear

am i gonna be on some kind of watch list now

<3 <3 <3 johnny bravo

i dont want any go back to china or mexico or whatever

aaaaaaaaaaa i never see you on aim anymore did you change your name on there or abandon aim or something

you know jimmy page's double neck is a gibson right

It does not.

That's why I'm dressing as Raoul Duke for Halloween!

hmm?

when in rome, or in this case, your visitor messages page

FREDI MERCURY

niner-senpai please change the kavar's corner description to "the fairfield elementary school debate team semi-finals" tia

i like your attempt at retconning what was false the part about her being a psychopath good one bro you had me i thought she foamed at the mouth

my point stands

you're family's something you shouldn't brag about is what it tells me

wait did you kill me i cant tell

only if you are

heh maybe some flannel shirts too broseph

oh she sounds kinda butch and dykey i'll pass then get her some steel toed boots or something for her birthday

my funky fine blues will win her over you'll see sir

no she will be taken aback by me and beg me to elope to vegas with her

how old is your sister more to the point when will it be legal for me to serenade her with marvin gaye songs

good because reading the christian equivalent of a danielle steel novel doesn't impress me

all those songs suck by the way play some blues and funk stuff or something or is it against your religion/familial to play jiggaboo music

i read the last harry potter book in a weekend does that count

are you scrambling over to google to look those up