RicardoLuigi... Posted September 8, 2003 Author Share Posted September 8, 2003 well, guys, this is kind of weird...but i was at borders yesterday and i was looking through the humor section. i found a book titled "the jumbo duct tape book", and it's all about duct tape and gives a whole crapload of its uses. so i'll go through here and little by little i'll rattle off the whole book as people respond to this thread. here's the first one: #24. learn spanish! on your next trip to mexico, bring a case of duct tape with you. anyone will gladly give you at least a month's room and board and your own private spanish lessons for your kind gift of duct tape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted September 9, 2003 Share Posted September 9, 2003 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit .. removing pot seeds from smokeable stash using duct tape .. *cries* why oh why are people doing this to the poor poor wead .. i mean the best way to get rid of it is *coughcough* the second best way is .. tell your mom about it.. #25 you can use duct tape to post a thread about its uses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted September 9, 2003 Author Share Posted September 9, 2003 #26. fastener fastener. when repairing anything, place the temporarily removed screws, bolts, nuts, and washers on a strip of duct tape so you don't lose them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyTordesLegend Posted September 9, 2003 Share Posted September 9, 2003 27 - You can tape your car together (it worked for me!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted September 9, 2003 Author Share Posted September 9, 2003 #28. don't lose your marbles (see number 26). this method can also be used to prevent yourself from losing your marbles as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted September 9, 2003 Share Posted September 9, 2003 29 - Hold together sticks of dynamite placed within Lynk's computer for when he goes to hit the power on button (in order to give him a bang outta his computer) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted September 9, 2003 Share Posted September 9, 2003 #30 duct tape a power button so that it cant be pressed.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted September 9, 2003 Share Posted September 9, 2003 #31: Use duct tape to seal closed an annoying range ventilator door with a busted catch (replacement part must be special ordered from Sweden) that springs open and runs a noisy fan in your land yacht that demonically resists more sophisticated efforts at repair. Some of these I'm not making up. If it's broke...tape the bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted September 10, 2003 Author Share Posted September 10, 2003 #32. volcanic eruption protection. to protect yourself from the heat and any stray lava splashes, make sure you are covered with at least 10 layers of duct tape. a shield of sticky-side-out duct tape held in front of you will attract all that volcanic ash, allowing you to breathe freely as you flee town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted September 10, 2003 Share Posted September 10, 2003 I see one problem with that use of duct tape: isn't duct tape flammable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted September 10, 2003 Share Posted September 10, 2003 #33 - Use it to duct tape a warning sign to the idiot wearing duct tape as volcano safety. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted September 10, 2003 Share Posted September 10, 2003 #34: If you're the Green Goblin, you can duct tape the outside walls of your lair. Climb that, Spidey! #35: Martha Stewart's favorite sex toy. #36: Fixing the O-rings on the solid rocket boosters of a multi-million dollar spaceshuttle. #37: Fixing NASA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted September 10, 2003 Share Posted September 10, 2003 #38 removing unsightly hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted September 11, 2003 Author Share Posted September 11, 2003 #39. ladies: fix that problem once and for all. duct tape the toilet seat down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 #40 Any limbs you lose may be repaired XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 #41: Shot through the chest, and now you have a sucking chest wound? Slap your driver's license (or any laminated card) over the hole and duct tape that sucker down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 #42 diarrhea? -> ducttape. apply as mentioned in #41. without the driverslicense.. attention: a) if you never applied #38 there, there might appear some leakage and/or "removal pain" b) make sure to keep an eye on the pressure.. *ehem* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted September 15, 2003 Author Share Posted September 15, 2003 #43. use duct tape to reinforce your delicate glassware to prevent it from breaking when your annoying relatives put their grubby paws all over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted September 15, 2003 Share Posted September 15, 2003 #44: Use duct tape to keep Ray from talking about #42. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted September 15, 2003 Share Posted September 15, 2003 #45 Use it as fly paper when you're feeling really cheap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 #46: Leisure suit for Lynk Former. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 i don't wear suits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 #47: horny for hamsters? then duct tape is a must *runs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 #48 duct tape that darn freaking mousepad to the desk. *does it* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 #49 Top ten reasons why you should wear duct tape to the prom 10. Cheaper than renting a tux or gown. 9. Resistant to punch spills. 8. Prom decorations start falling down? Just peel off part of your outfit and repair 'em on the spot. 7. The gals' dads LOVE those hard-to-remove duct tape gowns. 6. As you grow, you don't have to buy a new gown or tux, you just add more duct tape. 5. With duct tape hosiery, there's no need to shave your legs for weeks after the prom. 4. The sauna-like nature of duct tape apparel allows you to loose up to 20 pounds in one night. 3. Blame your lack of dancing skills on the stiffness of your duct tape tux. 2. Rip your outfit? Get out your roll and patch it! 1. Couples wearing duct tape tend to "stick together". lol #50 - earmuffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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