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well, guys, this is kind of weird...but i was at borders yesterday and i was looking through the humor section. i found a book titled "the jumbo duct tape book", and it's all about duct tape and gives a whole crapload of its uses. so i'll go through here and little by little i'll rattle off the whole book as people respond to this thread. here's the first one:

 

#24. learn spanish! on your next trip to mexico, bring a case of duct tape with you. anyone will gladly give you at least a month's room and board and your own private spanish lessons for your kind gift of duct tape.

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Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit

.. removing pot seeds from smokeable stash using duct tape ..

 

*cries*

 

why oh why are people doing this to the poor poor wead ..

i mean the best way to get rid of it is *coughcough* :)

the second best way is .. tell your mom about it.. :D

 

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you can use duct tape to post a thread about its uses. :p

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#31: Use duct tape to seal closed an annoying range ventilator door with a busted catch (replacement part must be special ordered from Sweden) that springs open and runs a noisy fan in your land yacht that demonically resists more sophisticated efforts at repair.

 

:dozey: Some of these I'm not making up. If it's broke...tape the bitch.

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#49

 

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Top ten reasons why you should wear duct tape to the prom

 

10. Cheaper than renting a tux or gown.

9. Resistant to punch spills.

8. Prom decorations start falling down? Just peel off part of your outfit and repair 'em on the spot.

7. The gals' dads LOVE those hard-to-remove duct tape gowns.

6. As you grow, you don't have to buy a new gown or tux, you just add more duct tape.

5. With duct tape hosiery, there's no need to shave your legs for weeks after the prom.

4. The sauna-like nature of duct tape apparel allows you to loose up to 20 pounds in one night.

3. Blame your lack of dancing skills on the stiffness of your duct tape tux.

2. Rip your outfit? Get out your roll and patch it!

1. Couples wearing duct tape tend to "stick together".

 

 

lol

 

#50 - earmuffs

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