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You know the point on Chandrilla where you must do a long jump? Well, I did so and successfully made it but attached to a pillar and hopped off ( you know...the spider man thing) ... and fell to my death.

 

I find it hilarious on Chandrilla how easily I can push reborn to their deaths!

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Originally posted by Obi-Wan X

You know the point on Chandrilla where you must do a long jump? Well, I did so and successfully made it but attached to a pillar and hopped off ( you know...the spider man thing) ... and fell to my death.

 

I find it hilarious on Chandrilla how easily I can push reborn to their deaths!

 

You dont have to do a longjump there are alternative ways.

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Once, while fighting a single cultist on Chandrila, I pushed him over (or something like that). He just kind of sat there looking at me.

So I went over there and ground stabbed him.

Right... Where... It... Hurts... ;)

 

Another, on Tatooine, when you fight the cultist.

I beleive I knocked him over first, and then tried to stab him.

He decided to kick me instead. So I fell over, and when he tried to get me, I kicked him over. He kicked me, I kicked him, and so on and so forth. :)

 

"It's so hard to find a good evil minion these days!" :D

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I've noticed something a little odd lately, and I've been able to replicate it twice but no screenshots. I think there's a little glitch that allows you to choke an enemy RIGHT BEFORE the point of death -- like when they're still writhing. I killed a merc on chandrila annd choke at exactly the right time and he was held upside down in a wierd looking ragdoll position. It was fun to watch....

 

Another time , I was using the staff and I attacked a jedi while he was lying down (and GASP he actually didn't move out of the way!), and at the same time I stabbed down, his force ninja friend jumped on top of me, but landed on the other side of my vertical staff, killing himself.

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I'll throw mine in, though the second part isn't so much FUNNY as it is COOL.

 

On Chandrila, when you're approaching the actual tomb, the two cultists with dual sabers LEAP BEHIND ME (I think I'm dead at this point), both try to backstab me...and...skewer each other. :D

 

--5 MINUTES LATER--

I manage to stop laughing.

 

Then I approach the final cultist with the saberstaff (I also had the staff), and we go at it.

It's the usual battle...UNTIL I try a downward vertical slash (or as vertical as you can get without...well...you know).

 

I cleave straight through his handle...

 

He suddenly has DUAL SABERS!!! (oh, so very cool) :cool:

 

I then proceed to lay the smackdown. :D

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I was gripping the goons on Tatooine in the last area. I just kept chucking them into the air as I killed them, not really caring where they landed. When the fight was over, there were four corpses on top of the Falcon. :D Poor Han, he'll have a fit when he sees all the blood on his nice new paint job. :cool:

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i think you guys are talking about a different bridge then me, i dont mean the one where the middle of the bridge explodes. but anywho, some quotes are just funny when they talk to each other

 

"YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME!"... im running away and i hear his friend "the jedi escaped" (or something along those lines, i have a fever so everythings hazy right now, ill try and find the exact quote later)

 

and if you want sick humour walk to a ledge, so you're facing off it. and keep spawning chewie's HAHAHAH SCREAM FOR DEATH GIANT FUZZBALL!... ok im evil i know.

 

does anybody else think the falcon/ravens claw might be a little out of proportion with the rest of ummm, everything in that tattooine level? i mean when your jedi is bigger then the entire cockpit of the ship you flew in on.....

 

oh and using setforceall 9 and mindtrick you can posess an enemy saberist. talk about cool saber styles!!!! i like posessing them and running them off cliffs.... yeah i heard you the first time, im sick i gotcha.

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I completed the demo and went back in to replay the last 3 of chanderilis (or something). I spawned 3 kyles and a luke. We all bashed the cultists good. I sealed the tomb and made sure everyone was together. Three got squashed by the massive boulder and after I force leaped across the crumbling bridge the remaining two kyles walked off the bridge end screaming with fear, LOL.

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Ok funniest thing i ve seen in the demo is this time there was a soldier firing me, so i pulled his weapon and he began runing like crazy then he raised his hands and after a while, he decided to simply run off the edge and kill himself :p

 

And ohh yeah also all those retarded reborns that think i am not gona push them when they jump :rolleyes:

 

how can i put a picture in the net? i have a lot, very cool ones

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How bout this...

As the temple starts to crumble, I am barely running out to conserve my force pool, and at the last minute, I do a force jump. I then notice that the area where I am projected to land crumbles!!!! I begin to think I did all the work only to die AFTER the mission is completed. I then see that there is a level below in which my character hovers on the edge long enough to show the end cinematic! Woo.....What a rush eh?

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I love it when they attack eachother by accident. On Chandrila I was fighting a saber guy and Force guy duo, the saber guy jumped at me while the Force guy tried to push me but instead pushed his buddy over the edge screaming to his doom! And then he jumped off himself! :lol:

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How bout stupidity. Does that count as a funny moment since when I was in the burial tomb. I went to stay up on teh guy;s coffin while like 10 kyles fought off the cultists that were after me, and after using Force Sense and push, I didn't react quick enough and got stuck with the guy... lol

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The Funniest moment For me was being surounded by like 4 reborn ninja's and doing the 360 Swing with the Saberstaff.. and killing all three (can u say lucky). Or this little moment

 

Kick one ninja

 

Backstab one

 

Flip over his dead body

 

then duel the last remaning one.

 

All in all i like this new saber system...

 

Other Funny moments ... Like when u kick Ninja's off the edges.. of the Duel Saber stab or the duel stab thrown around to kill in a lock ...

 

 

all good stuff

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I would have to say when I was at the "How am I going to get over there" bridge and one of Cultist said "Come get me Jedi" and then jumped off the landing falling to his death. The second Force Cultist ran to the edge, looked down and then jumped after his buddy. Classic :D And no, I didn't go after them ;)

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I spawned a Kyle_boss npc at the start of the Chandrilla level, before I pushed the rock away. When the reborn came out I stood back and let Kyle take him; he was slapping him around, and I was standing with my sabre off laughing. Then the reborn managed to kick Kyle over the ledge while he was in midjump, then turned and proceeded to kick me down and stab me.

 

Humiliation. :D

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Once again most of this is on Chandrila, Tatooine is so dull by comparison!

 

Sadly I can't blame this goof on the AI. I got to the part near the start where the ground crumbles away and somehow my Jedi grabbed the edge of the ledge, unfortunately a millisecond before he grabbed the ledge I had hit jump so instead of staying there he back flipped to his doom.

 

Later in the same level I tried sniping one of the force using cultists and he kept dodging the shots. The effect was so cool I wasted most of my ammo shooting at him, every time he dodged he moved slightly to the right. When I had nearly run out of ammo he dodged - and slipped of the edge of his platform!

 

In the room with three saberists one of them threw their lightsabre killing their friend who was in front of me. I ducked and the sabre also killed the final saberist who was stood behind me and half way through an attack. It's fair to say that the sabre thrower had saved my life, so as a reward I killed him quickly instead of playing with him.

 

I jumped down to the area with one saberist and one force user. I decapitated the saberist (at least I would have if I'd had realistic combat on) as I landed and killed the force user with a lunge; it only took a few seconds from start to finish. Then Jaden says something to the effect of "This place is cool" while the two cultists are still going through their death animations. This Jaden's going to the Dark Side.

 

The first time I finished Chandrila I didn't quite make it out in time, the bridge crumbled out from under me as I was going across. However the end cutscene still triggered and I watched myself die while I was being told I escaped. Kyle’s little speech on a wild ride took a new meaning after this!

 

I also saw the sabre staff get cut in two, although at the time I was too busy trying to survive to figure out why my opponent suddenly had dual sabres.

 

I tried summoning Kyle to fight against but he blocked all of my attacks and he wouldn't go hostile, so I summoned a random Jedi to kill first. One long dose of choke later she's dead and Kyle goes hostile. Less than two seconds later the ‘you’ve turned on your friends’ screen comes up and my dual sabre Jaden drops to the ground and puts his hand to his head - or more accurately he stuffs his second sabre's hilt through his head! You can just imagine the train of thought that provoked that one - "I've killed one of my friends (never seen her before in my life, how can she be a friend) on purpose, what a horrible accident! To make recompense I shall shove my sabre hilt through my brain and die in agony!"

 

It's hard to find a good evil minion these days - but the heroes aren't much better! :p

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Originally posted by ImmolatedYoda

Sam, its not impossible. i saw my dad break the final cultists saber in two also.

 

yea after I posted that I cut one in half too but he died and all I saw was two hilts in his hand.

 

I cant seem to do it again....

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This has happened just now, I just gotta post it. At the end of the chandrila level, you have to seal the tomb. As the tomb goes down (its looks like its being pushed down) I stood underneath it. For some reason, my character got sucked into the tube thing that covers the tomb. You can actually walk around in the tube thing but you cant get out.

This bit was LOL. I spawned some reborn and a kyle in the tube and then used *noclip* to get out. After kyle beat the reborns i ran out of the tomb (when you enter a trigger outside the tomb rocks fall down) and sealed kyle in the tomb. FOREVER!!

 

Then i used force sense/seeing (which one is it?) and you could see kyle.

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Lol.. smooth. You should post that in the screenshots thread.

 

Btw, to get Kyle to attack you (and avoid the "you've turned on your friends" stopper) do this:

 

 

(in console type:)

 

npcteam enemy

playerteam enemy

npc spawn kyle (or whatever)

 

 

You should be set!

 

To change back to normal, change "enemy" in the above to "player."

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Well, you can determine if this is funny or not....

 

I was fighting in Chandrila for the first time, and didn't really know anything about the new moves. I took a medium-stance saber and was in the middle of fighting one of the Cultists.

 

Well.. I knocked the bugger down with a force push and he landed near the edge... I figured I'd go up and pop him a quick one before he got up....

 

Now.... much to my surprise (and eventual doom), instead of the little chop to the head, my guy bursts forth with the mighty leap of Thor, saber overhead, sails clear across the cultist (and the ledge), and quickly drops like a rock... was almost like a moment from an old Road Runner Cartoon...

 

Unfortunately... Other people were there and laughed at my misfortune... Bah... :rolleyes:

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I was running through the chandrila level with kyle, and we go down this one passage and meet a cultist. I get down there first, so the cultist and i start dueling. He evetually slices me across the middle, and i drop to the ground :mad:

 

He says "may the force be w-" and drops to the ground after kyle gives him a good whack of the lightsaber from behind :D

 

It was so funny, he just walked up and sliced him while he was saying his line

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