DrMcCoy Posted November 23, 2003 Posted November 23, 2003 Originally posted by Mr.Burger >> Monkey Island 1 & 2 - these games were ridiculously awful. no excuse. just AWFUL. you're kidding, right?
Shivermetimbers Posted November 24, 2003 Posted November 24, 2003 Originally posted by Mr.Burger >> Monkey Island 1 & 2 - these games were ridiculously awful. no excuse. just AWFUL. Mr. Burger, are you trying to get yourself KILLED?
Skinkie Posted November 24, 2003 Posted November 24, 2003 Quick, Kill Him! The fool! Where's Alia with the Katana?
Ernil Posted November 24, 2003 Posted November 24, 2003 We don't have to worry about that. I've sabotaged her life so that she must now retire before she can battle the minions. Poor, poor Alia.
Alia Posted November 24, 2003 Posted November 24, 2003 Hahahaha! You're WRONG! I can't sleep! So I DESTROY. *grabs katana and slices Mr.Burger in half down his skull for using sarcasm found not acceptable in an MI forum* *stares at screen as though entranced* I swear, I've never had coffee, ever.
Reaper Girl Posted November 25, 2003 Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by Mr.Burger >> Life & Death - if i'd had an instruction manual it'd've been so much more fun. blahblah...WHAT!?!? >> Monkey Island 1 & 2 - these games were ridiculously awful. no excuse. just AWFUL. Sic em, boy *Death leaps at mr.burger, straps him to a operating table, and takes him to Life and Death's hospital for an apendixotomy*
Skinkie Posted November 25, 2003 Posted November 25, 2003 I'll perform the operation, but I don't like the sight of guts and stuff, so I'll have to do it blindfolded.
Reaper Girl Posted November 26, 2003 Posted November 26, 2003 even better! I'll assist you... *hands Skinkie a meat tenderizer* Go for it!
Skinkie Posted November 26, 2003 Posted November 26, 2003 *With blined swings belts the patiet in head, shins, and various assorted organs by sheer coincidence. Also manages to destroy the operating table, the wall, several buildings, and tenderizes a steak.*
Mr.Lukie Posted November 26, 2003 Author Posted November 26, 2003 Run, Mr.Burger! You're not safe! Quick! Hide in this blender! *Mr.Burger jumps in blender, crazed, twitching, slightly psychotic Mr.Lukie presses the little red button with "on" printed in bold* MMU-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! There's only room for one "Mr" here! seriously though, what did you find was wrong with it? Another bad game was "Blinx: the time sweeper". I was stupid and listened to the reviewers... silly me.
C Shutt Posted November 26, 2003 Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by Mr.Lukie Another bad game was "Blinx: the time sweeper". I was stupid and listened to the reviewers... silly me. What do you mean by this? Every review I read ripped this game apart.
Darth Groovy Posted November 28, 2003 Posted November 28, 2003 Originally posted by Alia Hahahaha! You're WRONG! I can't sleep! So I DESTROY. *grabs katana and slices Mr.Burger in half down his skull for using sarcasm found not acceptable in an MI forum* *stares at screen as though entranced* I swear, I've never had coffee, ever. I had several cups of coffee the other day, and I was sick for nearly two days....horrible stuff. Horrible. Anyways I used to have an Intellivision system. I had this game called Sewer Sam where you would walk for hours on end waiting for a bat, or an aligator to come after you. You had six bullets, it would take forever to reload, and if you didn't hit it, you'd be killed. The game had no point. It was just hours and hours of walking through tunnels. Sometimes I still have nightmares about that game. Then I remember that plots and endings were not a requirement of early video games.
Sivy Posted November 28, 2003 Posted November 28, 2003 the worst game i've ever played has to be a game called heist. initially i thought it sounded good. you put together a crew and then carry out heists, then eventually a plot emerges. but the game sucked. the game-play was crap and very boring, the graphics were extremely poor. no, i did not like that game.
Darth Groovy Posted November 28, 2003 Posted November 28, 2003 This game really pisses me off! http://www.seethru.co.uk/zine/south_coast/helicopter_game.htm
Sivy Posted November 28, 2003 Posted November 28, 2003 Originally posted by Darth Groovy This game really pisses me off! http://www.seethru.co.uk/zine/south_coast/helicopter_game.htm lol, thats quite fun
Ernil Posted November 28, 2003 Posted November 28, 2003 That game is the bane of every male. It happens to me. Every time, I accidentilly promise myself I'll do something, like "get over 1000." Once I do that, suddenly, my brain goes limp, and I can't even get close to 1000. It took me hours to get to my goal last time, but this time, I hit "750" (my daily goal) in about 30 tries. Not bad.
Alia Posted November 28, 2003 Posted November 28, 2003 The thing that annoys me about these kinds of games is the way they spell "High Score" "Hi-Score." Bugs the hell out of me.
Mr.Lukie Posted November 29, 2003 Author Posted November 29, 2003 What do you mean by this? Every review I read ripped this game apart. Really? In Australia just about every review I saw of it gave it 10/10. Crazy. Maybe our reviewers had their eyes closed?
C Shutt Posted November 29, 2003 Posted November 29, 2003 Huh. The only Australian review I read was in Hyper, and they were pretty scathing. Originally posted by Darth Groovy This game really pisses me off! helicopter_game.htm This game doesn't belong anywhere near a thread about bad games. Repent.
Mr.Lukie Posted November 29, 2003 Author Posted November 29, 2003 Huh. The only Australian review I read was in Hyper, and they were pretty scathing. I didn't read that one. Xbox magazine gave Blinx 9.3/10, though i'm not sure why. And Icon gave it 5/5 for some reason.
Mr Flibble Posted November 30, 2003 Posted November 30, 2003 Originally posted by Mr.Burger >> Monkey Island 1 & 2 - these games were ridiculously awful. no excuse. just AWFUL. AHEM. Please would the man with the death wish note the people he is addressing? THE DISCUSSION FORUM OF MONKEY ISLAND 1+2 are my favourites in the series!!! I will hunt you down. Well I won't, I lazy. Someone will. But remember this- We may have years, We may have hours, But sooner or later, We all push up flowers... PS- If you don't like monkey Island games, then why are you in this Forum???? You can't call yourself a fan just 'cos you like CMI!!! That means you like CMI!! Not the series!!! If I had the power ypu'd be banned for hereasy!!!! Treason!!!!!
Alia Posted November 30, 2003 Posted November 30, 2003 Originally posted by Mr.Burger >> Monkey Island 1 & 2 - these games were ridiculously awful. no excuse. just AWFUL. >> Translation - These are the freakin' best games in the whole freakin' WORLD. (Early Slathered-On Sarcasm, see "That was Laid On With A Trowel.")
Reaper Girl Posted December 1, 2003 Posted December 1, 2003 He'd better... As a percaution, I'm watching the wanker closely... hiss...
Alia Posted December 1, 2003 Posted December 1, 2003 I'm laughing my head off. Can there be any doubt about it? Honestly?
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