Alia Posted November 8, 2003 Share Posted November 8, 2003 We Can Help! Yeah, so. Does anyone want to go in halfsies with me on my quest to take over the world? I'm going to need a lot of money, and I don't think that my babysitting change is going to cut it. My brother heard about them on the news yesterday, and I can't remember exactly why. Anyway, isn't that a little...weird? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted November 8, 2003 Share Posted November 8, 2003 LOL! Sure I'll help ya take over the world. There's no guarantee that I won't back stab you and take everything for myself:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted November 8, 2003 Author Share Posted November 8, 2003 Well, you could do that.....or you could be a little more subtle and hire one of our lackeys to do it. No guarantee that nothing'll happen to you, though. So will next Tuesday work for you? I have an appointment on Monday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted November 8, 2003 Share Posted November 8, 2003 Nah I have to clone myself a few times tuesday. Just some precautions... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted November 8, 2003 Share Posted November 8, 2003 I don't need no damn group, i'm a one man army of lurve babeh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted November 8, 2003 Author Share Posted November 8, 2003 Well, geez, EVERYBODY'S gotta have a huge group of mindless followers, even if they are paid! How else will you get the cashier at the gas station to give you the right change? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted November 8, 2003 Share Posted November 8, 2003 My army of Clone Troopers and Overlord Tanks will take over the world, but I'll make you a deal. I get North America and you 2 can argue over the rest of the world? mmmkay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted November 8, 2003 Author Share Posted November 8, 2003 Can I just have Maine?......no?....well then... ...Ooops! Is that my dagger in your back? How'd THAT get THERE? Do you want a band-aid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted November 8, 2003 Share Posted November 8, 2003 I must have slipped and fell on it, I'll be right back. In the meantime, I'm sure my Troopers will have lots of fun with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted November 8, 2003 Author Share Posted November 8, 2003 Correction: New Hampshire will have a lot of fun with me and your Troopers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 While you two argue over some new england states, I'll take over the oil rich middle-east:D By the way, I did NOT place a bomb in your houses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 That's right, you didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 Damn it! *pushes detonation button several times* Damn stupid K-Mart bombs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 small fry's. all of you. Glo-Dom will be victorious in our quest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 Hmm... Cracken is dangerous <.< btw, get your ass in #aresen. and lukesdad, check your PMs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 I prefer individual methods of taking over the world. And my methods are many. Perhaps if I had more time and wasn't on lurker status I would go on about my blood donation theory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 hmm...yea I seem to remember you telling me something about that..^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 Blood donation theory? HUH? What could that be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 What do I get out of this partnership if I help you with your global conquest, Alia? I could use many more Storm Troopers for my conquest of.........Canada!!!!!!! Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 I used to want to rule the world, but it would be an administrative nightmare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 Originally posted by Nute Gunray I used to want to rule the world, but it would be an administrative nightmare. That's why Ike is so grumpy all the time XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 I always thought that they should make a movie where the crazed super-criminal genius (read: James Bond-ian villian)actually finally suceeds in taking over the world... and all the problems that go with it. Perhaps it could be the plot of the next Austin Powers movie. The biggest downside, besides the one Nute already mentioned, is what does someone ambitious enough to want to rule the world and ruthless enough to actually manage to achieve that goal do once they have? There's really nowhere to go from there. Someone that driven always has to have somewhere else to go,.. some other goal to reach. Someone capable of becoming the ruler of the world is destined to be miserable once they are. Not to mention the almost continual assaination attempts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted November 9, 2003 Author Share Posted November 9, 2003 That's why I'm making you my heir. Because I will probably die before age 20. And I think you'd love the challenge. But I DO have a list of things I want you to do when I'm gone, starting with my deification and followed with the building of massive temples in my honor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 attemting to rule the world...is pointless. Why the hell would you want to rule everyone? then what? after you rule the world...what else is there? Your life will have no meaning. then you will kill yourself...because you have achived all you could in life and it will drive you to suicide. XD although..if you could have anything and anyone in the world...that would be kinda cool... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 Hey hey when you finish ruling this world you can move over to other worlds so on and so on:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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