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Yufster

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I wish I had more weapons. I need to outfit my army of mindless followers so we can take over the world. If you have any extra weapons, please send them to me. Also, I want to recruit ptdc, because he seems reasonably fed up with the way the world is right now. But I need to trick him into thinking he has a lot of power, like me....any suggestions?

 

Zoom. That's one flattering picture of us, I must say. I thought all the remaining ones had been burned by censoring committees?

 

EDIT: Guess whose birthday it is today! You have no idea!

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Whatcha want?

 

Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Whoa! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, base plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...

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you know what'd really freak me out? a person talking to themselves in the third person. i don't know why i just thought of that, but i did. anyway....*gasp*

 

hm. looks like there's been a topic change. i'm too lazy to read the thread to see where it happened....i'll just bluff my way through it.

 

why, yes, paris hilton's reality show does premiere tomorrow, doesn't it? i'm going to have to watch it at 8:00/7:00 C on FOX.

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I don't watch much TV. I just sit around on my computer, stroking the deadly blade of my katana and plotting better, faster ways to take over the world.

 

Now I'm singing a lullaby to my cat and my sword....and my brother's cat. And my carpet. So pretty and peaceful.

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