RockerD Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 Instead of dissecting frogs your Biology teacher is now taking votes to determine which student will be missed the least Your last "snow day" lasted from December 9 to April 21 With no money for new instruments, music class has devolved into a series of of giddy armpit farts and operatic belching contests When the spanish teacher requested a raise in salary, the superintendent replaced him with a cassette deck and a stack of old Ricky Martin tapes Instead of formal sex ed the students are encouraged to use the keyhole in the janitor's closet to watch the Vice Principal and the cafeteria lady Hall monitors are put on special alert for collection agents With no funds for a costume, your team mascot is changed to "Jerry, The Laid-Off Janitor Who Sleeps Under The Bleachers" Classrooms are heated by bringing in the sweaty kids from the previous gym period That huge "new kid" who keeps stealing your lunch money looks an awful lot like the school superintendent Students normally reprimanded for smoking on school grounds are now being praised for their keen interest in "reducing class size" Kids in detention are tasked with recontstituting chalk from used erasers PTA meetings now have a $10 cover and two-drink minimum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joetheeskimo Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 Wowee....your school is like that? Compared to that, my school is one of the richest in the US. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 You know your school is poor when the roof of the auditorium blows off during school and there is an announcement over the P.A. "We are aware that the roof has blown off, classes will continue as normal" Oh wait...that really happened to me.... Those things you had were pretty funny though rocker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockerD Posted December 2, 2003 Author Share Posted December 2, 2003 No the elelmentary schools are pretty close to that my highschool isnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 Thats so Toledo Public Schools...or atleast Woodward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miko Reglia Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 oh god, hopefully my school wont have to go down that low... it may actually be fun dissecting the jackass of the class though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 Originally posted by RockerD Instead of dissecting frogs your Biology teacher is now taking votes to determine which student will be missed the least Your last "snow day" lasted from December 9 to April 21 With no money for new instruments, music class has devolved into a series of of giddy armpit farts and operatic belching contests When the spanish teacher requested a raise in salary, the superintendent replaced him with a cassette deck and a stack of old Ricky Martin tapes Instead of formal sex ed the students are encouraged to use the keyhole in the janitor's closet to watch the Vice Principal and the cafeteria lady Hall monitors are put on special alert for collection agents With no funds for a costume, your team mascot is changed to "Jerry, The Laid-Off Janitor Who Sleeps Under The Bleachers" Classrooms are heated by bringing in the sweaty kids from the previous gym period That huge "new kid" who keeps stealing your lunch money looks an awful lot like the school superintendent Students normally reprimanded for smoking on school grounds are now being praised for their keen interest in "reducing class size" Kids in detention are tasked with recontstituting chalk from used erasers PTA meetings now have a $10 cover and two-drink minimum *cough*got it out of Mad magazine*cough* ....... WHAT? Bad RockerD, bad TiE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 Originally posted by Zaknafein oh god, hopefully my school wont have to go down that low... it may actually be fun dissecting the jackass of the class though... Yea it would be fun...*realizes he was the jackass of his class*...I mean no it wouldn't! Hehe, when we were dissecting pigs in my class, me and my friends where playin hackee sack and we booted it out the window. What did I learn in anatomy? Keep windows closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockerD Posted December 2, 2003 Author Share Posted December 2, 2003 Originally posted by Tie 23 *cough*got it out of Mad magazine*cough* ....... WHAT? Bad RockerD, bad TiE *cough*never said i wrote it*cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alegis Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 it goes like this in the school, they use a method called "sponsor cards" to every one in the school to buy "sponsor cards" (theres one of 7 and one of 16 bucks) for "cupboards" in the classrooms. That was 2 years ago. Last year we had them, and now all of them are gone and again those sponsor cards came up with the same reason, for "cupboards" goddamnit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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