Boba Rhett Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 IMMEDIATELY CHECK YOUR COMPUTER FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES: LEWINSKY VIRUS - sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did. MIKE TYSON VIRUS - quits after one byte OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS - your 300mb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100mb and then slowly expands to 200mb. DR. JACK KEVORKAIN VIRUS - deletes all old files. ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS - you can no longer insert disks into your computer. TITANIC VIRUS - your whole computer goes down. DISNEY VIRUS - everything in your computer goes Goofy. PROZAC VIRUS - screws up your ram, but your processor doesn't care. JOEY BUTTAFUCCO VIRUS - only attacks minor files. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS - terminates some files, leaves, but it'll be back. LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS - turns your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy. VIAGRA VIRUS - turns your 3.5 inch floppy into a hard drive. hehehe.. oldie but a goodie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 You have just received the "West Virginia Virus!!!" Since we don't have no programming experience, this Virus works on the honor system. Please delete all the files on your hard drive, and manually forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list. Thank y'all for your cooperation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 very good Originally posted by Boba Rhett VIAGRA VIRUS - turns your 3.5 inch floppy into a hard drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfmanNCSU Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 HA HA. I thought this was a serious thread when I read the title. Nice find!! :thumpsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no1 Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 Lol last 4 really gave it away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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