Sabretooth Posted March 11, 2004 Author Posted March 11, 2004 do you have a brain in the first place? Q: Why is Greedo running like a maniac in the Cantina?
DarksideDjembe Posted March 11, 2004 Posted March 11, 2004 A: Cause he has ants in his pants Q: Who put the ram in the Ram-a-Lama ding dong?
Sivy Posted March 11, 2004 Posted March 11, 2004 A) Dell Q) if everyone in the world jumped at the same time how many would be wearing boots?
Glaive v.1 Posted March 11, 2004 Posted March 11, 2004 A: multiply the number by 64 then divide by 4 using the sqaure rootof 4.555555679373, i think that should give you the answer Q: is the matrix real? plez say i may jump off a rof if it's not
the_lord_Revan Posted March 12, 2004 Posted March 12, 2004 A:no of course not! Q: who did invent the Matrix, and how old is his pet rock by now!?!?
dark jedi 8 Posted March 12, 2004 Posted March 12, 2004 A. the great and almighty yoda did, and his pet rock is around 5 million years old. Q. for a million dollers would you kill youself?
Sabretooth Posted March 12, 2004 Author Posted March 12, 2004 why would I need a million dollers? Q: Why is Greedo still running like a maniac in the cantina?
Glaive v.1 Posted March 12, 2004 Posted March 12, 2004 A: because i cut his head off and he's like chicken, ha ha Q: why are some people so retarded i want to throw themoff a tall building
Sabretooth Posted March 12, 2004 Author Posted March 12, 2004 Maybe they have been dropped of tall building so many times they go nuts. Q: Why is Greedo... wait a sec... *shoots Greedo* Yeah, why does this floppy keep beating me at Backgammon?
DarksideDjembe Posted March 12, 2004 Posted March 12, 2004 A: Cause your playing monopoly Q:What do you call a fly without wings?
Codja X Posted March 12, 2004 Posted March 12, 2004 a: a waste of millions of years of evolution q: what's under the table?
DarksideDjembe Posted March 12, 2004 Posted March 12, 2004 A: an interesting variety of womens shoes,(about 10 pair) all size 8 and seem to be fasionable for a women in her 20's. Q: why are there so many womens shoes under my table?!
dark jedi 8 Posted March 12, 2004 Posted March 12, 2004 A. cause you like to wear them. Q. why is that?
DarksideDjembe Posted March 12, 2004 Posted March 12, 2004 A: i guess i have a fetish?! Q: WHY DID ST. Joes Lose yesterday?
Codja X Posted March 12, 2004 Posted March 12, 2004 A: Because there were too many pairs of shoes under the table Q: My table is made of oak! What is your house made of?
dark jedi 8 Posted March 12, 2004 Posted March 12, 2004 A. alumminum cans. Q. would it be wise of me to glue the cans together?
Codja X Posted March 12, 2004 Posted March 12, 2004 A: Not if your planning on sailing to bermuda Q: How did he get away with it?
DarksideDjembe Posted March 13, 2004 Posted March 13, 2004 A: The glove didnt fit Q: what is plasteel?
dark jedi 8 Posted March 13, 2004 Posted March 13, 2004 A. a metobolic combination of plaster and chicken wire. Q. what is durasteel?
2cool1(Aust) Posted March 13, 2004 Posted March 13, 2004 A: durasteel is what u get when you combine steel and dura Q: does jabba the hutt have breast implants?
the_lord_Revan Posted March 13, 2004 Posted March 13, 2004 A:Because unless you'd like a painted stomach and a funny taste in your mouth, than you probably wouldn't want to! Q: Does my Boat look too much like my boat, and if so, does it have a name? and does it have its own pet rock? if so how old is it? ((lotsa ?'ss!! lol pet rock still!!))
Sabretooth Posted March 13, 2004 Author Posted March 13, 2004 A: You don't have a boat. Q: Why aren't dice 30-sided?
2cool1(Aust) Posted March 13, 2004 Posted March 13, 2004 A: because jabba the hutt would lose it in his massive 'natural' breasts !!! Q: What is a jawa's favourite game console and why? :jawa :jawa :jawa :jawa
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