babubhai Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 The developers have been abducted by aliens... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 well, uuhhh.. yeah. that's practically a whole new theory. but we need proofs, you know, the kind of proving ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 Shut up, proof doesn't exist. It's proven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 but someone said it would be out there. *hmpf* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babubhai Posted March 25, 2004 Author Share Posted March 25, 2004 You want proof my friend.......Call up LucasArts and ask to talk to one of the developers....either they will hang up or they will make some excuse  Guys I am SERIOUS, they are really abducted by aliens I saw it with my own eyes I was abducted too actually but I was rejected and sent back to earth by them coz apparantly I was not what they were looking for. Read on let me tell you the whole story...  A little while ago, a UFO landed on Earth and kidnapped certain people, I was one of them and for some reason it was the Sam n Max developers as well, I dont know why. Anyway we were kept in small cages and fed two teaspoons of water and 1 tablespoon of suger every 3 hours. The aliens tortured us and opened up our brains, they said they were trying to suck up the programming knowledge and knowledge about computers so they can create more sophisticated software and hardware for their needs. I was too dum and they sent me back to earth. However the Sam n Max developers are very intelligent people and their knowledge is being sucked out of them. And it is very UNLIKLEY they will ever return (or return with erased memory). LucasArts have not told us this due to obvious reasons. So please dont be abusive to LucasArts as this is not their fault.  The question is what can we do ? I dont know where the secret location of the aliens is, and even if we do find out ? how will we get there and will we get there on time to save the developers.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chron-O-John Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 It sounds a little far fetched, and I am beggining to think that these forums have dillusional fans (including myself). However, I understand what you are saying, in your dillusional story, you refer to the aliens as the Lucasarts developers who work on these so called Star Wars games. I could believe that the developers of Sam and Max were abducted by wookies and boba fett (or whatever his name is). It makes perfect sense. But if that was the case, then Lucasarts should have included that in the message. But of course that wouldn't happen cause Lucasarts enjoys pulling our legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 ok, since i reckon a lack of seriously founded investigations, i said to myself ray, i said, do something about it. here is what i found out:  someone paid someone to pay the aliens to kidnap the developers. why? b r a i n w a s h! why? b e c a u s e: this so called someone is actually seriously thinking that  sam and max are not 3d capable!  whoa! *WHOMP*  check this! think about! LOONER!  conspiratively, that person and the group of creepers around him are only a few steps away from completing their plans to push lucasarts towards a FULL rollback of the production. and finally the geniuously thought up goal reaches to let them make it 2d with brilliant 3d-based effects as know from up to date animations like futurama. there possibly will be also will be some sort of stargate related gag or similar kind of thing, but i havent found out yet, since this is only a possibility and seems not to be part of the plan. yet. but i'm working on it. finding out, of course.  tse,.. SOMEONE is really crazed by TEH REAL SAM&MAX, eyh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 babaibi or what ever thinks dumbthoughts theirfore he is dumb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toenail1 Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 wow...   try looking at the sun, yeah, its that big yellow thing in the sky. what? never heard of the sky? i think you need to go outside babubhai  and i agree with syntheticgerbil, epsecially his first two words Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 In this forum agreeing with the smart people gets you far in life. And the sun thing shows your on the right track Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canine_Shamus Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 Why is everyone getting pissed at this guy? His theory makes sense! I believe the developers were abducted by aliens too, really shiny ones, that smelled of an old Metallica record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 Why did'nt Babbai or whatever get abondoned by his parents that would make more sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 Hmmm, I'm thinking, no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 Whatever you say future super mod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 Hey admire him. I'm never allowed to be a supermod. But Skinkie is Grade A. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 I try my best. Watch this is my power voice FEEL MY WRATH!!! YOU ARE BANNED!!! THREAD CLOSED!!! Â Â ....if only it were true.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 woah, wait a second.. i thought i saw a suped mod status while you were saying this.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wasobi33 Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 Im actually going to call, Monday Night, at around 6 im gunna call lucas arts support and ask help for sam n' max, and demand it, then ill ask a few questions and see what they say, ill post it on these forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 Originally posted by Wasobi33 Im actually going to call, Monday Night, at around 6 im gunna call lucas arts support and ask help for sam n' max, and demand it, then ill ask a few questions and see what they say, ill post it on these forums. Â Â ....What is this guy talking about? it sounds like it belongs in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wasobi33 Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 nah, just general info, im excited to call though, maybe get some answers out of the tech geeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toenail1 Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 dude, they wont answer any questions, ppl ahve been calling for weeks and heard nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 Well, they've heard about all the meeting Mike Nelson has been to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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