Global Strike Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 GlobalStrike walks up to MaxRulz and coughs in his face, giving him the cold. MaxRulz is blowing his nose for 2 posts. :jawa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted July 9, 2004 Author Share Posted July 9, 2004 Y'know, you don't actually throw up when you have a cold... Unless it's a REALLY bad cold... Anyway, Doomgiver orders a Titanium safe over mail and accidently drops it on Globalstrike's foot. Globalstrike is hopping around in pain (On one leg, holding his other) for two posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_rulz Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 if someone edits is it couned as a post? (dont count this as a post) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Dark Jedi Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 Zoric walks into the bar and sees Globalstrike hopping around on one foot and sees Doomgiver looking as though he dropped a safe on Globalstrikes foot so Zoric picks up a table and throws it at Doomgiver.Doomgiver is out for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Global Strike Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 GlobalStrike gets over his pain and proceeds to shock maxrulz with a vulkar shock stick. Maxrulz is smoldering in a corner for two posts. :jawa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Dark Jedi Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 Zoric goes up to Globalstrike and pulls out a baseball bat.Zoric hits him over the head.Globalstrike is knocked out for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeKatarn Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 LukeKatarn orders a Cusom Robo and it arrrives right aaway. Lucky for him it was the Full Size Rahu! Rahu shot down the place and went back in thet truck. Thr truck then left. But LUkeKatarn shot the truck and Rahu and everything in and driveing it blew up. Then Luke makes a new bar. This one has a invinceible bartender and the whole bar is invinceible. LukeKatarn then shot Zoric. Zoric is out fro 3 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Dark Jedi Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 *Knocked out* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted July 12, 2004 Author Share Posted July 12, 2004 No, editing doesn't count as a post. It'd be too hard to count. however, punching lukekatarn in the face, like this, and kneeing him at the same place, and then throwing him at the invincible barkeeper and wacking him with an invincible chair untill he passes out, that counts as a post. lukekatarn is out for two posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 Sabretooth arrives and tosses in a hand grenade which defuses. He then throws a false snake-skin with a burning stick through him at Doomgiver. Doomgiver is freaked out for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Dark Jedi Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 Zoric wakes up and sees sabretooth.Zoric runs up to him and smashes a beer bottle on his head.Sabretooth is out for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genghis_Khan Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 Genghis walks in the new bar, after losing his way from the last couple of bars (how many bars have you guys got though?), and picking up a conveniently placed missile launcher. Genghis aims the missile launcher at Zoric and fires. The missile hits Zoric pummelling him into the wall, Zoric is now putting his body back together for three posts. The recoil shoves Genghis back outside. Genghis is now looking for a map to get back to the bar, for two posts (or until the next time I come online) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_rulz Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 globalstrike, i wasnt up yet! DG, we need some justice here! anyway, now im up so il start again. max gets up and grabs globalstrike by the balls and swings him round and round till he passes out,then throwin him into the wall. globalstrike is finding his balls for 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Alright! THAT is justice! Sabretooth unleashes a Katana fury to slice through 200 sandwiches. He eats those sandwichs and uh... Genghis_Khan had to take a nice long bath for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Global Strike Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Originally posted by max_rulz globalstrike, i wasnt up yet! DG, we need some justice here! Oh, sorry, i forgot the rule about someone being down until they post again. :jawa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeKatarn Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 OOC: Ummm Evil dark Jedi you wre knocked down for 3 poists and only 2 went by. The one where you asked the question should not count nor should the "Knocked Out" count either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadisticmonkey Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 OOC: btw, sabretooth, your jedi academy story rules! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 OOC: Thnx, but this isn't really the place to discuss that. Alright. Let's get this straight. There's a lot of commotion and confusion (and communism) going on, so here's a new rule - You may not post useless OOC posts without an IC in them. No 'knocking self out' (without number of post counts), no fanfic complimenting, no explaning realisations. All that can be done via PMs as well. Also, read carefully and see wether your 'number of posts out' is over, and only then can you post. Do not needlessly attack someone just cause you don't have anyone to kick butt. No extending 'posts out' either. No worshipping Jawas or Rodians. Okay, some stuff like *knocked out* and all can be posted, but they must be deleted once the fight reaches the next page. Also, I think it would be a wise idea to post a separate 'Bar Fight Rules' thread, what say, Doom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted July 17, 2004 Author Share Posted July 17, 2004 I say there's already one in 'the cantina' and that that's where i got the rules i posted in the beginning... but, since you brought up some pretty good points, it may be smart to do that, so we can update it whenever we think of new rules... Anyway, i kinda lost track of everything so let's just say this is the LAST OOC post allowed... Otherwise, you're gonna have to include some IC as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_rulz Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 max grabs a chair and throws it at dommgiver. max misses because he is drunk and hits genghis, knocking him down for a post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted July 18, 2004 Author Share Posted July 18, 2004 Doomgiver retaliates By grabbing a swordfish and slamming it into Max's face. Max_rulz is out for two posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Global Strike Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 GlobalStrike joins the air force and tells doomgiver to wait outside as globalstrike has something to show him. GlobalStrike then shows up... in a cobra attack chopper! Global fills doomgiver full of holes. Doomgiver won't have another drink for 2 posts. :jawa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Sabre picks up a ton of computer games magazines and throws then at GlobalStrike. GlobalStrike is reading the magazines for 1 post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_rulz Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 max goes out and buys a disc burner. max installs it and throws his old drive at doomgiver. he is out for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeKatarn Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 OOC: max rulz DoomGiver wass allready out. He was out for 2 posts and your post is the second after. So he could not be knocked out for further posts. You post doesn't count. IC: LukeKatarn goes to the invinceible bathroom and sits on the invinceible toilet. There he found an invinceible toilet bowl cleaner and grabbed. He put it in the innvinceible toilet then came out and hit Max Rulz with it. Max Rulz is busy being disqusted for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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