Sabretooth Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 Sabretooth entered the Cantina. Sabretooth exited the Cantina. Sabre came back and ordered a glass of Jawa Juice. The bartender was an undercover agent of Bush and throttles me with a yellow thread. But I takes him, punches him and flings him over me shoulder! The bartender falls near LukeKatarn, and uh... LukeKatarn is cleaning his head of glass pieces for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Dark Jedi Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 Zoric runs over to Sabre and trips him and then punches him in the nose.Sabre is out for 2 posts because he is trying to stop the blood coming from his nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_rulz Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 *OCC*soz doom max smacks lukekatarn in the head with a giant purple condom. lukekatarn is wondering what the purple thing is for a post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Dark Jedi Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 Zoric runs up to max and hits him on the head.Max is knocked out for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 Originally posted by max_rulz *OCC*soz doom max smacks lukekatarn in the head with a giant purple condom. lukekatarn is wondering what the purple thing is for a post Post contents ignored. Sabretooth starts playing volleyball in the Cantina and the ball accidently hits Evil Dark Jedi. EDJ is trying to fnd who hit him for 1 post and then trying to hit him for another post. This makes up a total of 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alegis Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 Alegis wakes up after beeing unconcious for 5 pages and was amazed the fight was still going on. He picks up a glass from the floor and throws it in the crowd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_rulz Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 max sneaks up behind allegis and smacks severall chairs over his head but amazingingly he doesnt go down. so max gets his ak-47 out and fills allegis full of holes. allegis is looking for his stomach for a post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Dark Jedi Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Zoric gets up and goes to Saber and and takes out a vibroblade.He cuts off his arm.Saber is going to the plastic surgeon to get a new arm for 3 posts. Zoric then goes up to max and takes his ak-47.Zoric hits max over the head with it.Max is out for 2 posts. OOC: sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Global Strike Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Originally posted by Evil Dark Jedi Zoric then goes up to max and takes his hk-47.Zoric hits max over the head with it.Max is out for 2 posts. You mean ak-47, HK-47 is the evil droid from kotor. Well anyways, globalstrike starts to feel hungry, so he goes outside and tries to wave down an icecream truck, the truck stops, but does so on top of zoric. While globalstrike is enjoying his icecream, zoric is drinking motor oil for 2 posts. :jawa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted July 21, 2004 Author Share Posted July 21, 2004 Doomgiver wakes up outside the bar, next to the statue of liberty, without any knowledge of how he got there, and starts kicking it. After kicking it for 5 years, 289 days, 23 hours, 56 minutes and 3 seconds, it collapses right on Globalstrike's head. He is out for three posts. (An' my foot hurts like a bitch) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Sabretooth uses his super-freeze powers to jam Doomgiver. Doomgiver is then melted and stolen by Jabba the Hutt and sold to Watto. Doomgiver is learning how to fix speeders for 3 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Sabretooth has just been thrown into an active volcano. Sabretooth survives, but is suffering massive 3rd degree burns for 3 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alegis Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 alegis unbuttons his shirt and reveals an armor made out of mithril. "stolen from frodo". He then jumps forward, grabs max by his shoes and pulls em, rezsulting in max hitting the floor pretty hard with his head. Down for 5 posts. Alegis runs away and seeks cover behind the bar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Global Strike Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 GlobalStrike wakes up from his concussion and pulls out a flash grenade, throws it in alegis's general direction and runs for cover. Alegis and topshot are taking a trip to the eye doctor for 2 posts each. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Dark Jedi Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 Zoric wakes up and sees Globalstrike.Zoric runs over and uses a beer bottle to hit him ove the head.Global is out for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Blackadder Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 Lord Blackadder turns off the light in the bar enveloping it in pitch black darkness just prior to strategically placing a bear trap in the middle of the floor. Doomgiver fails to see said trap and treads on it causing excrutiating leg wounds... Doomgiver is out for 3 rounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_rulz Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 gengis,i wasnt up. you are classified as down until you post again and i hadent posted! max gets gengis by his head and pulls until it falls off. gengis is geting head surgery for 3 posts. p.s the most amount of posts you can knock some1 down for is 3. read the rules on the first page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Dark Jedi Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 Zoric then hits Lord Blackadder over the head with a beer bottle.Lord Blackadder is out for 2 posts. Zoric then punches max in the stomach.Max is trying to catch his breath for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 Topshot forces Zoric to succumb to torture and jams a spade down his throat. Zoric is temporarily dead for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted July 25, 2004 Author Share Posted July 25, 2004 Doomgiver grabs Topshot by the nose and swings him against the ceiling, wich comes down upon him. Topshot is unconscious for 1 post, and tries to get out of the pile of debris for another post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whimseyboy Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Whim jumps Doom and polorizes his body to a speeder which is leaving for the other side of the planet Doom is out for 2 posts and another post trying to get back to the bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Dark Jedi Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Zoric gets up and and punches whim in the stomach then in the nose.Whm is trying to regain his air and stop the nose bleed for 3 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Global Strike Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 GlobalStrike wakes up and see's fighting all around him. He then goes to get revenge on zoric for breaking a bottle over his head. GlobalStrike picks up a chair by the head rest and smacks zoric over the head with it. Zoric' head is hurting for 2 posts. :jawa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Sabre picks up a chair and sits on it. Since it's in the air, and no ones sitting on it, it falls down... down....... down........ down........ Onto GlobalStrike, who is trying to get rid of it for 3 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kome566 Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 (Let me get in this mug ) Kolias walks in and is like :confused: What the **** is going on here.He shrugs and picks up a champagne bottle and breaks it over Sabre's head for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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