Nitro Posted May 8, 2004 Posted May 8, 2004 I'm afraid you've misquoted me, good sir. Originally posted by Nitro I spent a night in Paris... Wanna see the video?
Commander 598 Posted May 8, 2004 Posted May 8, 2004 I think it was on purpose, Nitrous. And no, I don't want to see anything that takes place in Paris, except a riot.
Rebel Loyaltist Posted May 9, 2004 Author Posted May 9, 2004 Originally posted by Nitro I spent a night in Paris... Wanna see the video? As long as she doesn't look at the camera and say hi.
Rogue Nine Posted May 12, 2004 Posted May 12, 2004 *decloaks* Yeah, and you were the donkey, RL *cloaks*
Rebel Loyaltist Posted May 13, 2004 Author Posted May 13, 2004 Not just any donkey friend, but Donkey! The greatest donkey that ever lived.
Redwing Posted May 13, 2004 Posted May 13, 2004 Originally posted by Keyan Farlander So, cake then? Cake? Or death? Uh...cake please. ...What?
Zoom Rabbit Posted May 15, 2004 Posted May 15, 2004 I don't know what's more appealing--the cake with bark and leaves sprinkled on top of it or the fine betty in her fetching 'come f**k me' dress... Only my confusion prevents me from jumping right into the picture.
Ikhnaton Posted May 15, 2004 Posted May 15, 2004 well, we're out of cake! we only had 3 bits and we didn't expect such a rush!
Nitro Posted May 17, 2004 Posted May 17, 2004 It seems when Apollo Mission Astronaut, Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Mankind" statement, but followed it by several remarks - usual com traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Before he reentered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark, "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky." Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut, however, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian nor American space programs. Over the years many people have questioned him as to what the "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky" statement meant. A few months ago, (July 5th, 1995, Tampa Bay FL) while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong. He finally responded. It seems that Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question. When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with his brother in the backyard. His brother hit a fly ball which landed in front of his neighbors' bedroom window. His neighbors were Mr and Mrs. Gorksy. As he leaned down to pick it up, he heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky. "Oral sex, oral sex you want? You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"
Zoom Rabbit Posted May 18, 2004 Posted May 18, 2004 Alice Kramden was, anyway. Nitro, that's about the funniest thing I've ever read! Is that true, or are you obfuscating in grand evil clown style...?
Ikhnaton Posted May 18, 2004 Posted May 18, 2004 urban legend. folks, please check your sources for veracity.
Zoom Rabbit Posted May 19, 2004 Posted May 19, 2004 The moon is literally covered with human footprints from a previous fallen civilization. There are only a few modern footprints there because the astronauts were scared of what they saw.
Nitro Posted May 19, 2004 Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit Nitro, that's about the funniest thing I've ever read! Is that true, or are you obfuscating in grand evil clown style...? As Ike's pointed out, it's a hoax, but the humor of it is such that it's far more entertaining if you read it before ascertaining the facts of the matter... Obfuscation or bamboozlement: You be the judge.
Ray Jones Posted May 19, 2004 Posted May 19, 2004 anyways, it could have been. a story out of life's script. at least for mr. gorski.
Rebel Loyaltist Posted May 19, 2004 Author Posted May 19, 2004 Excellent, oral sex is now apart of XWA, or has it always been?
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