Nitro Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 I'm afraid you've misquoted me, good sir. Originally posted by Nitro I spent a night in Paris... Wanna see the video? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander 598 Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 I think it was on purpose, Nitrous. And no, I don't want to see anything that takes place in Paris, except a riot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Loyaltist Posted May 9, 2004 Author Share Posted May 9, 2004 Originally posted by Nitro I spent a night in Paris... Wanna see the video? As long as she doesn't look at the camera and say hi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 Or ride a donkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander 598 Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 Or be ridden by a donkey... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 I think I saw a video of that once, too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Loyaltist Posted May 12, 2004 Author Share Posted May 12, 2004 Once times a couple hundred. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 *decloaks* Yeah, and you were the donkey, RL *cloaks* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold leader Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 *Mumbles remark about asses...* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Loyaltist Posted May 13, 2004 Author Share Posted May 13, 2004 Not just any donkey friend, but Donkey! The greatest donkey that ever lived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted May 13, 2004 Share Posted May 13, 2004 donkey kong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted May 13, 2004 Share Posted May 13, 2004 Originally posted by Keyan Farlander So, cake then? Cake? Or death? Uh...cake please. ...What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Loyaltist Posted May 14, 2004 Author Share Posted May 14, 2004 Death by cake!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander 598 Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 So be it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 I don't know what's more appealing--the cake with bark and leaves sprinkled on top of it or the fine betty in her fetching 'come f**k me' dress... Only my confusion prevents me from jumping right into the picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikhnaton Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 well, we're out of cake! we only had 3 bits and we didn't expect such a rush! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 It seems when Apollo Mission Astronaut, Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Mankind" statement, but followed it by several remarks - usual com traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Before he reentered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark, "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky." Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut, however, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian nor American space programs. Over the years many people have questioned him as to what the "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky" statement meant. A few months ago, (July 5th, 1995, Tampa Bay FL) while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong. He finally responded. It seems that Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question. When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with his brother in the backyard. His brother hit a fly ball which landed in front of his neighbors' bedroom window. His neighbors were Mr and Mrs. Gorksy. As he leaned down to pick it up, he heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky. "Oral sex, oral sex you want? You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 so you are saying mankind was on the moon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 Alice Kramden was, anyway. Nitro, that's about the funniest thing I've ever read! Is that true, or are you obfuscating in grand evil clown style...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikhnaton Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 urban legend. folks, please check your sources for veracity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 so.. you are saying mankind was not on the moon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 The moon is literally covered with human footprints from a previous fallen civilization. There are only a few modern footprints there because the astronauts were scared of what they saw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit Nitro, that's about the funniest thing I've ever read! Is that true, or are you obfuscating in grand evil clown style...? As Ike's pointed out, it's a hoax, but the humor of it is such that it's far more entertaining if you read it before ascertaining the facts of the matter... Obfuscation or bamboozlement: You be the judge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 anyways, it could have been. a story out of life's script. at least for mr. gorski. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Loyaltist Posted May 19, 2004 Author Share Posted May 19, 2004 Excellent, oral sex is now apart of XWA, or has it always been? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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