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Why did the chicken cross the road?


Darth Rythe

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Sabre's answer: Because it did not realise that the road was 2 inches thick and crossed it before it know.

 

Obi-Wan's answer: Chicken! I'll eat you if you don't use the force

 

Anakin Skywalker: He was mentally pained. Perhaps he, she. She lost her... her... mother...

 

Mauls answer: *silent*

 

Dooku's answer: The chicken had to retreat, for it was not needed by the Separatists!!

 

Palpatine: It was training. Training itself by crossing the road without getting hit. In time, it will be a great Jedi.

 

Darth Sidious' Answer: Well Done, Lord Chicken!

 

Darth Vader's answer: It was to join the Empire, but I killed him. Wait, that was the other chuicken...

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My answer:

 

It came into my kitchen, saw the turkeys I had, and began having nightmares about the murdered turkey zombies after being couped up in my dad's freezer for the whole 4 nights. Thus, it left my house to enlist the expertise of Kain. That's when it decided to cross not just 1, but 100 interstate cross sections!

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