RicardoLuigi... Posted July 18, 2004 Posted July 18, 2004 well, today at roughly 10:25 ET, everyone's favorite cook, gardener, and company owner (if everyone is rayjones and zoom rabbit ) martha stewart received her sentence, here's the story (in my own words): martha was expected to receive somewhere from 10-16 months of prison time, and this morning martha was sentenced to 5 months in a federal penitentiary, followed by 5 months under house arrest, as well as 2 years probation and a $30,400 fine, although she could've been charged up to $250,000 for each crime she was accused of, which could've totaled up to a whopping $1 mil. martha will be spending her prison time in a prison in danbury, ct for the next five months. afterward, she will placed under house arrest and sent to her house in (i forgot where). there, she will be allowed to leave her house for up to 48 hours a week, but only for medical appointments, religious services, and shopping for necessities. however, all the time, she will be forced to wear an ankle bracelet that monitors where she is and exactly what she is doing at all times. martha will only be required to spend one day a week, though, literally inside the house. the rest of the time, she will be allowed to spend outside. after the trial ended, martha said, "today is a shameful day. it is shameful for me, my family, and my beloved company". the judge decided that this statement did not amount to an apology, or even remorse for doing what she had done. had it been an apology, martha's jail time may have been even further reduced. and even though martha is spending the minimum of 10 months in jail, she still plans to appeal. later, once martha exited the courtroom, she stood at a podium outside and gave a speech, saying things such as, "i have been suffocated and nearly choked to death during these past months," and apologized to her workers saying, "nearly 200 workers at my company have lost their jobs because of this, and i am very, very sorry to all those people". in closing, martha said, "don't worry, i will be back. i will be back." luckily, for martha's stock, it went up over 30% today due to the decision of the court. i guess that could be the one upside to this... anyway...anyone got anything to say about this?
Dr Edison 007 Posted July 18, 2004 Posted July 18, 2004 No, she sexually abused and preceded to kill ZoomRabbit for all of the anguish he has caused her.
RicardoLuigi... Posted July 18, 2004 Author Posted July 18, 2004 isn't it obvious? i don't know why she was charged of 4 different things...i thought she only did one thing, but i guess not.
Skinkie Posted July 19, 2004 Posted July 19, 2004 Originally posted by Das Mole isn't it obvious? i don't know why she was charged of 4 different things...i thought she only did one thing, but i guess not. Well she did at least Zoom and Ray, that's 2 different things. Who/What else did she do?
Isak Posted July 19, 2004 Posted July 19, 2004 eeeee...excuse me???? is it the martha who hanged around here before? and what the heck has she done then? "Zoom and Ray" wtf? Please tell me what the heck have happened.
Dr Edison 007 Posted July 19, 2004 Posted July 19, 2004 Originally posted by Skinkie Well she did at least Zoom and Ray, that's 2 different things. Who/What else did she do? She also did me and my dog... I feel sorry for that lil bitch who takes so much sexual abuse.
Skinkie Posted July 19, 2004 Posted July 19, 2004 Originally posted by Dr Edison 007 I feel sorry for that lil bitch who takes so much sexual abuse. Martha or your dog?
RicardoLuigi... Posted July 19, 2004 Author Posted July 19, 2004 eeeee...excuse me???? is it the martha who hanged around here before? martha stewart. "Zoom and Ray":confused:wtf? ...um...
Dr Edison 007 Posted July 19, 2004 Posted July 19, 2004 Originally posted by Skinkie Martha or your dog? The dog for now, but Martha in a couple of months.
Ray Jones Posted July 19, 2004 Posted July 19, 2004 Originally posted by Isak "Zoom and Ray" wtf? oh, and she didnt do me, i had migraine.
Isak Posted July 20, 2004 Posted July 20, 2004 WHAT??!?! I dont understand anything... What has SHE DONE? WHO IS MARTHA!?!
Dr Edison 007 Posted July 20, 2004 Posted July 20, 2004 Martha Stewart is a entrepeneur in America and she was put up for trial for insider trading. Since she lied to federal government while doing this she is now on her way to prison.
Isak Posted July 20, 2004 Posted July 20, 2004 Originally posted by Dr Edison 007 Martha Stewart is a entrepeneur in America and she was put up for trial for insider trading. Since she lied to federal government while doing this she is now on her way to prison. Thanks mate! Now I know a little more...
Dr Edison 007 Posted July 21, 2004 Posted July 21, 2004 You're welcome. If you wish to know more about Martha inquire at you're local library or ask RayJones who is a forum regular.
Sivy Posted July 21, 2004 Posted July 21, 2004 "F**k Martha Stewart! Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic, it's all going down, man!"
Ray Jones Posted July 21, 2004 Posted July 21, 2004 gee, doctor. for a second i thought you said "he's a forum moderator" .. tse. before that happens the world stops turning..
Dr Edison 007 Posted July 22, 2004 Posted July 22, 2004 Let me make a few phone calls and maybe... By the way, who is your least favourite supermoderator?
Ray Jones Posted July 22, 2004 Posted July 22, 2004 mercatfart. shhhd. listen. you smell somethin'? *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* uh oh. ^___^;; i did not say anything, did i?? (but i guess ALL supermods love me. ) ps.. so say.. who you gonna call?
Dr Edison 007 Posted July 22, 2004 Posted July 22, 2004 I don't think you'll have to worry about mercat anymore, he's on his way to the morgue as we speak. ps.. so say.. who you gonna call? The Ghost Busters. Harold Ramis knows how to play the game.
Skinkie Posted July 23, 2004 Posted July 23, 2004 I'm not sure if Ray or Peter is my favorite. It's best when theyplay off each other.
Ray Jones Posted July 23, 2004 Posted July 23, 2004 Ray of course. he lend his name. heck i haven't seen the fat cat around here, since it stirred things up. err.. wait. did he or did i? aah. who cares. good job, doc.
Dr Edison 007 Posted July 23, 2004 Posted July 23, 2004 I'm sorry but you won't be a moderator tonight. I called Harold and told him my plans, then he asked what the hell was he supposed to do, I told him he would make you a moderator, he said he doesn't know what I'm talking about. Then I shouted "Y'know what, I hate you and I hate your assface!" Anyway, Peter is my favourite.
Ray Jones Posted July 23, 2004 Posted July 23, 2004 i knew you had those tendencies. .. let's get martha and make a sandwich. [edit] i just noticed, das isnt using capitals, too. funkey.
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