Fealiks Posted September 18, 2004 Share Posted September 18, 2004 This a great game that I posted ages ago once as pHILBRUSH. Right, It goes like this: *Ahem* One person says one word, then a next says another ect. ect. BUT, every three posts, we keep track, like so; {first dude} there. {other dude}was. {next dude} a. *two spaces down* STORY SO FAR: one there was a _____________________________ Get it? Then I shall begin: Once... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 don't do a 'one word' one, they take forever to get anywhere and people lost interest to quickly. do a one or two line one. people can be more creative with that. i'll start... Out of the darkness he saw the little flash of light. That was the sign. He thumbed the safety catch off… it was now or never. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien426 Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 He rethumbed the safety catch on, deciding that he could never do it. Not ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 His hands began to shake and he started to sweat uncontrollably. He knew that by giving up without a fight, they would win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fealiks Posted September 28, 2004 Author Share Posted September 28, 2004 But, he stuck by his first decision and went off too eat a burger instead, but little did he know that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 ... the burger had been exposed to gamma rays and toxic waste, mutating it into a grotesque psychotic meaty monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryllith Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 "Do I get fries with this?" he muttered under his breath, once again releasing the safety catch on his... wait, that's not a gun. Who puts a safety catch on a toothbrush? Kryllith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fealiks Posted September 30, 2004 Author Share Posted September 30, 2004 He tried to brush, wondering why the safety catch was there... BAM! er... nothing. He later found that the safety catch was merely a piece of meat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 Armed with just a safety catch-less toothbrush, he prepared himself for battle with the mutated burger monster. Suddenly a thought came to him. what he needed was a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Dark Jedi Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 person who could help him defeat the monster. So he asked the person next to him to help him. They then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 Well, someone should do a story so far thing. Ahem... STORY SO FAR! Out of the darkness he saw the little flash of light. That was the sign. He thumbed the safety catch off… it was now or never. He rethumbed the safety catch on, deciding that he could never do it. Not ever. His hands began to shake and he started to sweat uncontrollably. He knew that by giving up without a fight, they would win. But, he stuck by his first decision and went off too eat a burger instead, but little did he know that... ... the burger had been exposed to gamma rays and toxic waste, mutating it into a grotesque psychotic meaty monster. "Do I get fries with this?" he muttered under his breath, once again releasing the safety catch on his... wait, that's not a gun. Who puts a safety catch on a toothbrush? He tried to brush, wondering why the safety catch was there... BAM! er... nothing. He later found that the safety catch was merely a piece of meat Armed with just a safety catch-less toothbrush, he prepared himself for battle with the mutated burger monster. Suddenly a thought came to him. what he needed was a person who could help him defeat the monster. So he asked the person next to him to help him. They then... and now my contribution ...flew into action, but accidentaly hit a wall because the universe seems to also have a sense of humour. But the wall wasn't a wall, but actually turned out to be... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 marzipan. "what the hell is going on??!" shouted the man in frustration. little did he know that things were about to get weirder... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Dark Jedi Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 when the hambuger monster sperated and made two. He got up after the 1st hambuger monster blew him down........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fealiks Posted October 12, 2004 Author Share Posted October 12, 2004 wait he thought to himself, I've still got to do the thing that sivy ahem, uh I had came for in the begining. The burgers backed away knowing that this was important. "Grandma, he said " I'm a --... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 "i'm in love with oddly shaped fruit and that’s why grandpa got suckered into this. but don't worry, i'll get him out! no mutant burgers are going to stop me!" he then picked his up toothbrush and left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fealiks Posted October 13, 2004 Author Share Posted October 13, 2004 Our young hero, Ick Van Shneidenheid II, was off to his best freind's house, he had a carboot sale there and had heard that there were som Geeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrate toothbrushes there, so he bought the laser sonicare one for £250 (yeah, ££££!!!) and went to Manbroom lambbad to talk about the... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 ...one thing that could probably kill a fuc..... coff coff ...mutating hamburger....(drum rolls)....THE ZEROFASCINATIONINSTATION 5000 whith safety thingy et all. This weapon was devised by the master minds of the CIA, for the attack of the mutant lobsters in the Vegas sub and.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fealiks Posted November 12, 2004 Author Share Posted November 12, 2004 ....university of Liverpool which are currently updating the ad shown in.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 L.A. The Person who selled this to our hero was a person whom knowledge of the secret matters were very well known to him, like the flying bicycles that the bushadmnistration is trying to invent or the sub-narotiomanism system that nobody knows what the fu it is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fealiks Posted November 12, 2004 Author Share Posted November 12, 2004 Ick Van Shneidenheid II then went off to blockbusters to buy porn porn. Damn, I mean er... sex videos. NO, erm, Die Hard, yeah he rented Die Hard he kept it under his bed because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 at the middle of the night he had the urge to watch Bruce Willis's tight arse. Then he kept the lethal weapon that could kill mutating Hamburgers under his bed also because tomorrow he would be hunting them!So when he fell asleep he dreamt of.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fealiks Posted November 13, 2004 Author Share Posted November 13, 2004 ...Brucee's lap dancing skills in a room surrounded by red velvet curtains. He woke up not only to realize that baby oil has a new use, but also... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 That it was already noon. So he picked up the lethal weapon that could kill Mutant Burgers an went out for the hunt. He started .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fealiks Posted November 14, 2004 Author Share Posted November 14, 2004 okay, not for a while. Here goes. STORY SO FAR! Out of the darkness he saw the little flash of light. That was the sign. He thumbed the safety catch off… it was now or never. He rethumbed the safety catch on, deciding that he could never do it. Not ever. His hands began to shake and he started to sweat uncontrollably. He knew that by giving up without a fight, they would win. But, he stuck by his first decision and went off too eat a burger instead, but little did he know that... ... the burger had been exposed to gamma rays and toxic waste, mutating it into a grotesque psychotic meaty monster. "Do I get fries with this?" he muttered under his breath, once again releasing the safety catch on his... wait, that's not a gun. Who puts a safety catch on a toothbrush? He tried to brush, wondering why the safety catch was there... BAM! er... nothing. He later found that the safety catch was merely a piece of meat Armed with just a safety catch-less toothbrush, he prepared himself for battle with the mutated burger monster. Suddenly a thought came to him. what he needed was a person who could help him defeat the monster. So he asked the person next to him to help him. They then... ...flew into action, but accidentaly hit a wall because the universe seems to also have a sense of humour. But the wall wasn't a wall, but actually turned out to be... marzipan. "what the hell is going on??!" shouted the man in frustration. little did he know that things were about to get weirder... when the hambuger monster sperated and made two. He got up after the 1st hambuger monster blew him down........... wait he thought to himself, I've still got to do the thing that sivy ahem, uh I had came for in the begining. The burgers backed away knowing that this was important. "Grandma, he said " I'm a --... "i'm in love with oddly shaped fruit and that’s why grandpa got suckered into this. but don't worry, i'll get him out! no mutant burgers are going to stop me!" he then picked his up toothbrush and left. Our young hero, Ick Van Shneidenheid II, was off to his best freind's house, he had a carboot sale there and had heard that there were som Geeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrate toothbrushes there, so he bought the laser sonicare one for £250 (yeah, ££££!!!) and went to Manbroom lambbad to talk about the... ...one thing that could probably kill a fuc..... coff coff ...mutating hamburger....(drum rolls)....THE ZEROFASCINATIONINSTATION 5000 whith safety thingy et all. This weapon was devised by the master minds of the CIA, for the attack of the mutant lobsters in the Vegas sub and.... ....university of Liverpool which are currently updating the ad shown in.... L.A. The Person who selled this to our hero was a person whom knowledge of the secret matters were very well known to him, like the flying bicycles that the bushadmnistration is trying to invent or the sub-narotiomanism system that nobody knows what the fu it is! Ick Van Shneidenheid II then went off to blockbusters to buy porn porn. Damn, I mean er... sex videos. NO, erm, Die Hard, yeah he rented Die Hard he kept it under his bed because... at the middle of the night he had the urge to watch Bruce Willis's tight arse. Then he kept the lethal weapon that could kill mutating Hamburgers under his bed also because tomorrow he would be hunting them!So when he fell asleep he dreamt of.... ...Brucee's lap dancing skills in a room surrounded by red velvet curtains. He woke up not only to realize that baby oil has a new use, but also... That it was already noon. So he picked up the lethal weapon that could kill Mutant Burgers an went out for the hunt. He started .... my part: ...scratching his arse cause he'd layed on a nail, then went out to kill the hamburgers by... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 his new scooter. He drove to the place where had first met them. He now only wanted to kill him. Hot sweat drip from his forhead, pee almost bursting from his blader, **** almost coming out of his anus, he would probably faint...butno he endured. he entered the place and saw that it was full of a gooey stuff probably made by the burgers. The smell was horrible...it smelled like rotten whip cream and eggs...oh wait that's just our hero who just made a lil poopoo on his pants...damn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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