Darth Groovy Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 A letter from Santa: Dear Friends: I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 piperspiping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird ****. On top of all this! Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January. Maybe next year I will be able to get my **** together and bring you the things you want. This year I suggest you get your asses down to Walmart before everything is gone. Love, Santa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troopr-Undr-Fir Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 Originally posted by Darth Groovy A letter from Santa: Dear Friends: I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 piperspiping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird ****. On top of all this! Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January. Maybe next year I will be able to get my **** together and bring you the things you want. This year I suggest you get your asses down to Walmart before everything is gone. Love, Santa. I'm guessing this is what you feel like this X-mas? Good stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 Damn, sounds like the north pole is a war zone Birds ****ting, people ****ing, a pissed of PMSing woman, ouch. TiE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormHammer Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 Ah, the joys of the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joetheeskimo Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 Hehe...good thing I don't believe in Santa, because it sounds like his stock is falling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Dark Jedi Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 Originally posted by joetheeskimo5 Hehe...good thing I don't believe in Santa, because it sounds like his stock is falling Yes. Exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boinga1 Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 *gets the song in his head* Ooooooooooooooooh.... On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to meeeeeeeeeee.... 12 fiddlers fiddling 11 lords a leaping 10 ladies dancing.... *remembers he has no true love* *whines* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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