Darth Groovy Posted December 21, 2004 Posted December 21, 2004 A letter from Santa: Dear Friends: I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 piperspiping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird ****. On top of all this! Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January. Maybe next year I will be able to get my **** together and bring you the things you want. This year I suggest you get your asses down to Walmart before everything is gone. Love, Santa.
Troopr-Undr-Fir Posted December 21, 2004 Posted December 21, 2004 Originally posted by Darth Groovy A letter from Santa: Dear Friends: I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 piperspiping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird ****. On top of all this! Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January. Maybe next year I will be able to get my **** together and bring you the things you want. This year I suggest you get your asses down to Walmart before everything is gone. Love, Santa. I'm guessing this is what you feel like this X-mas? Good stuff
TiE23 Posted December 21, 2004 Posted December 21, 2004 Damn, sounds like the north pole is a war zone Birds ****ting, people ****ing, a pissed of PMSing woman, ouch. TiE
Joetheeskimo Posted December 21, 2004 Posted December 21, 2004 Hehe...good thing I don't believe in Santa, because it sounds like his stock is falling
Evil Dark Jedi Posted December 21, 2004 Posted December 21, 2004 Originally posted by joetheeskimo5 Hehe...good thing I don't believe in Santa, because it sounds like his stock is falling Yes. Exactly.
boinga1 Posted December 21, 2004 Posted December 21, 2004 *gets the song in his head* Ooooooooooooooooh.... On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to meeeeeeeeeee.... 12 fiddlers fiddling 11 lords a leaping 10 ladies dancing.... *remembers he has no true love* *whines*
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