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Darth Groovy

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A letter from Santa:

 

Dear Friends:

I have been watching you very closely to see if you

have been good this year and since you have I will be

telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave

under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you

all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a

little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come

down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing,

the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids

a-milking, and the 9 piperspiping have been arrested

for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The

6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2

turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me

up to my sled runners in bird ****. On top of all

this! Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my

reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay

liberation and some people who can't read a calendar

have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January. Maybe

next year I will be able to get my **** together and

bring you the things you want. This year I suggest you

get your asses down to Walmart before everything is

gone.

Love,

Santa.

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Originally posted by Darth Groovy

A letter from Santa:

 

Dear Friends:

I have been watching you very closely to see if you

have been good this year and since you have I will be

telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave

under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you

all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a

little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come

down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing,

the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids

a-milking, and the 9 piperspiping have been arrested

for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The

6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2

turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me

up to my sled runners in bird ****. On top of all

this! Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my

reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay

liberation and some people who can't read a calendar

have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January. Maybe

next year I will be able to get my **** together and

bring you the things you want. This year I suggest you

get your asses down to Walmart before everything is

gone.

Love,

Santa.

 

I'm guessing this is what you feel like this X-mas?

 

Good stuff :lol:

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