Whitebloodcell Posted January 10, 2005 Posted January 10, 2005 Normally this book (GCSE English) tries vanely to entertain you but this little bit I just thought this was quite funny. Q1. Analyse the relative merits and disadvantages of Jedi and Wizards. Analyze Wizards have staff, pointy hats, long beards, and cool eyebrows Jedi have Mind Control Powers, Light sabers, and a vague sense of irony. Review Jedi seem to be more powerful than Wizards, although Wizards have longer beards Comment Of Course neither Jedi nor Wizards would be good talk show hosts. Plan both sides of the argument Wizards Hats Beards Staffs Eybrows Gravelly Voices Jedi Mind Control Light Sabers Sense of irony not good at parties family troubles If you think this is the most ratarded thing you've read, well, you;re not alone.
RedHawke Posted January 10, 2005 Posted January 10, 2005 Originally posted by Boba Rhett Awesome. Show us your pointy hat trick! *Best Bullwinkle Impression* I will now pull a Rabbit out of my hat... Nothin up my sleeve!... Presto!!! Rooooaaaarrrrr!!! Hmm... I guess I should have brought another hat!
stingerhs Posted January 11, 2005 Posted January 11, 2005 heh, you guys should've read the 'pop culture' article in a past english book that i had. it was hailing star wars as the most popular sci-fi series of all time. you should've seen the trekkies come out of the closet that day......
Whitebloodcell Posted January 11, 2005 Author Posted January 11, 2005 Yeah, came from my CGP GCSE English Revision Book.
Cyborgninja Posted January 11, 2005 Posted January 11, 2005 Originally posted by Whitebloodcell Yeah, came from my CGP GCSE English Revision Book. We had something like that in our Excel book for movie sales on ROTJ
Renegade Angel Posted January 11, 2005 Posted January 11, 2005 Lol You sure htis was in your English book?
Whitebloodcell Posted January 13, 2005 Author Posted January 13, 2005 Yes...Wicked. In a World where Wicked means patronising and irrelevant.
Prime Posted January 13, 2005 Posted January 13, 2005 Originally posted by stingerhs you should've seen the trekkies come out of the closet that day......
Whitebloodcell Posted January 15, 2005 Author Posted January 15, 2005 Star Wars fans such as ourselves are generally considered to be as nerdy/socially inept as any trekkie is, so I am unsure whether we should be calling them nerds.
stingerhs Posted January 15, 2005 Posted January 15, 2005 Originally posted by bneezy Now, what tier Nerd are we talking? geez, they even put gamers on that list. i guess we're geeky in our own sort of way.....
Whitebloodcell Posted January 15, 2005 Author Posted January 15, 2005 Would you consider KOTOR a "live action roleplaying game" Cos if so, we are pretty fair down that list...
RedHawke Posted January 16, 2005 Posted January 16, 2005 Originally posted by Whitebloodcell Would you consider KOTOR a "live action roleplaying game" Cos if so, we are pretty fair down that list... No, we KOTOR players are safe... *HK Voice* [Definition]"Live Action RPG-ing" is where you dress up like your character, and you use actual props and places to play the game... *HK Voice* [Quick Clairification] I have seen these games played, never have participated in them myself, the adhesive to hold on the Elf Ears was far too itchy!
Whitebloodcell Posted January 16, 2005 Author Posted January 16, 2005 Wow, the people who play that game must really get into it....I fear for my safety, what if they think I am an enemy!
RedHawke Posted January 19, 2005 Posted January 19, 2005 Originally posted by Whitebloodcell Wow, the people who play that game must really get into it....I fear for my safety, what if they think I am an enemy! You might just end up covered in "fireball" confetti or "web" silly string... or you just might get hit with foam covered weapons!
norwaymaster Posted January 20, 2005 Posted January 20, 2005 err, well that was..interesting..sort of:rolleyes: anyhow, dont be suprised by that sort of thing, just look at the world we live in:p
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