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REDJOHNNYMIKE asked me to make this - it's all his fault! :p

This is for all the adverts that will intersperse this epic, 500-year, award-breaking film....

 

We begin with:

 

(Scene: Interior of a Star Destroyer, rusting and creaking badly. DARTH VADER goes to sit down, and his chair collapses.)

DV: Commander, why is this ship in such ill-repair?!

Cmdr: Well, Lord Vader, err, the budget, y'see, didn't really leave enough for industrial lubricant, and--

DV: Then, commander, I suggest you use New! Brunei Premium Barrel! High high quality at low-low prices! Just $99.99 a barrel! That's New! Brunei Premium Barrel! Double the quality and half the cost!

Random Stormtrooper: That New! Brunei Premium Barrel sure is something!

DV: Trooper, you just got yourself promoted!

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