DarthAve Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Elton: Milka... Milka: Yeah Elton? Elton: I wanna be with you forever, but there's a problem. Milka: What is it? I'll love you no matter what. Elton: I've been 'aroung the block' before, if you get my picture... Milka: With who? Elton: Well, there's Lili, Elka, Chloe, Milla, Gloria Von Gouten, Darth_Ave, Klia, Purple Squid, the list really goes on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrohappygirl Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 Raz: Whoa. (Stares into a pink utopia for barbie fans) Sasha: There is a reason that I use that cube, Razputin. Sasha: Milla... Milla: Yes... Sasha: I want to sing a song. Milla: Wonderful. What song? Sasha: Die die die stabby die die. And I want to perform the actions to it as well. Milla: How do they go? Sasha: Well... You get a dagger and aim it at the one you love, and then you stab them to death. Milla: Sounds fine to me. Sasha: Great. Here goes. (Does song actions to music) Milla: (Dies) Sasha: I can't go on like this anymore Milla. I'm gay. Milla: That's okay Sasha, cause I'm a guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Sasha: I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES!!!!! Oleander: Sasha, I"M A GUY!!!!! Milla: Smile for me, daddy. Sasha: Whatcha lookin' at? Milla: Lemme see ya grill Sasha: You wanna see my WHAT? Milla: Ya-ya grill-ya-ya-ya grill Raz: And the whole top diamond and the bottom rows gold! ~peace up, A-town down, Wha WHA????~ Sasha: And the cow went BARK!!!!!! and the dog went MOO!!!!!! Milla: Sasha, you sexy when your idotic!! ~glomp~ Elton: I so agree!! ~also glomp~ Narrator-And then the whole camp ended up glomping Idiot Sasha until he was crushed by everyone's glomping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrohappygirl Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Sasha: I love you. Franke: This play sucks. Becky, get a new one. Jasper: We've found our new critic folks! Milla: I love my floating wharf of DOOM. G-men: That is wonderful Milla. May we help you take over the government again? Milla: Okay. But first we have to get rid of Truman. Boyd: I KNEW I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE PSYCHO-WHATSITS! Raz: YOU PEOPLE HAVE STOOD IN MY WAY LONG ENOUGH! I'M GOING TO CLOWN COLLEGE! Lili: You watch way too much the Simpsons. Gmen: What is the purpose of the goggles? Where is the milkman? Who is the milkman? Sasha: I TOLD YOU THAT YOU COULD MOVE INTO MY CUBE IF YOU NEVER DID THAT! (Turns into thge mega censor) Sasha-censor: ROAR! Gmen: Run away now. Other Gmen: Yes sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Sasha: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Purple Squid: I'm back!! Did you guys miss me?? Sasha: Aye... don't you know I got key by the three when I chirp shawty chirp back Loaded nap sack where I hold'n all the work at What you know about that? What you know about that? What you know about that? I know all about that Loaded 44s on the low where the cheese at Fresh off the jet to the Jects where the G's at What you know about that? What you know about that? Hey what you know about that? Hey I know all about that Milla: Damn Sasha, you badass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mashi An'krekku Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Lili: [driving a box down the sidewalk...slowly] I'm 21 officer...just stay cool...be cool. I am a good driver...hands at ten and two... [crashes into a stop sign and explodes] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Raz: Sasha, Why do I like some women, and some men? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrohappygirl Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Raz: Sasha, I'm gay. Sasha: Good, cause I was worried that you'd freak out when I said that I loved you. YOU ARE SEXY RAZPUTIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Raz: Sasha, I'm gay. Sasha: Good, cause I was worried that you'd freak out when I said that I loved you. YOU ARE SEXY RAZPUTIN! Eww, that just brings back bad memories of the 'Kiss Me' fanfiction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Eww, that just brings back bad memories of the 'Kiss Me' fanfiction. Oh... oh. Oh go- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 I know, ewww!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jintor Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Sasha: Wassup, G-niggas? For sure. Whispering Rock 4 life! Milla: I feel like sitting down and reading a book about operating heavy machinery. The non-destructive type. Raz: I don't want to be a Psychonaut. I want to be... a LUMBERJACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrohappygirl Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Eww, that just brings back bad memories of the 'Kiss Me' fanfiction. Ahh yes. That one. I liked that one. Why you may ask? Because I like weird stuff. And the ending was too funny. In a sick, sick, sick, sick way. When I think about it, that was actually where I got the idea for that from... And I actually don't like that fan fiction so much... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Nobody does. I mean, I'm kinda into the description, and the kinky stuff (That's what health class does to ya') but the parino... [vader]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[/vader] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrohappygirl Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 It's not that bad, just rethinking this kinda. It is well written in a way, but the idea... Um... The less said the better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Vernon: Listen Franke. I know you like to think your s*** don't stank, but lean a little bit closer, see them roses really smell like poo-ooo-oo. Oleander-You're the man now, dog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Censor-YES!! YES!!! Sasha-Milla, I'm turning to the dark side. Milla-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Sasha-that's my line, whore! ~lightsaber stab~ Bobby-Oops, I did it again. I played with your heart, got lost in the game.... Chloe-OMGS!! BRITNEY SPEARS!! ~glomps~ Sasha-You mess with the bull, you get the horns (lol, breakfast club) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrohappygirl Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Sasha- El Odio and I will fight someday, in the ring. And he will die. But not until we have enough media buzz first, so... GET OUT THERE AND MAKE THOSE LAZY CENSORS PAINT MY BILLBOARD ALREADY!!! Raz- But Sasha, El Odio is dead! Sasha- No he isn't. (transmogrified) El Odio- GIVE ME BACK MY MILLA! ROAR! SNARF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Sasha-Come on man, chill out. Censor-NO! Sasha-Well how come? Censor-I just don't feel enough cultural influence to change my entire perspective of recreation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Milla-Sasha, I'm sick of your dissin' me. MEET ME AT THE MAIN LODGE! WE HAVIN' A 'YO MAMMA' OFF!!! Sasha-Fine, prepair to get dissed! Milla-Yo mamma so fat, she sit on a rainbow, and it's rainin' skittles! Camp kids-oohh Sasha-Yo mamma's so dumb, she though Tupac Shakure was a Jewish holiday! Camp kids-OHHHH SNAP!!! Milla-YO MAMMA'S SO DUMB, SHE THOUGH SMON WAS A GIRL!! Camp kids- ~crickets~ Sasha-I don't know what's worse, that joke, or your mamma last night. Camp kids-SASHA WINS!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrohappygirl Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Raz- Yo Lili dogg, wat's da word? Lili- Shut up yo fool. Raz- O u askin 4 it now! Lili- RAP BATTLE TIME!!! Raz- You da worst rapper in da neighborhood, you think you're fine but you don't rap good. So get your fat ass right out a town, we don't need you anymore and don't stick around! Lili- Give up this game, little Raz man, Milla and I have got a plan. You may be da hippest hoppers around, but we gots a weapon that'll get you outa town! Sasha- That's quite enough, young psy-cadets. Milla- SHUT UP SASHA! ~pulls out cheez-o-ray~ Lili- We borrowed this from our new friend, pyro, who borrowed it from Emma Price, who borrowed it from Isla, and it'll make you totally dead! ~cheesiness~ Sasha- I taste good. Raz- SASHA STOP EATING YOURSELF! Hey, we do taste pretty good, don't we? ~random cheese induced musical~ King_cheez- I AM THE KING OF CHEEZ! Sasha- We bow down to you, fleshling overlord. ~bowy~ Pyrohappygirl- And I want my cheez-o-ray back! Darth_Ave- This is indeed a very strange world. Sasha- You got that right, darth. Raz- HOW THE HECK DID THE LUCASFORUMITES GET HERE!!! ~spontaneous combusty~ Pyrohappygirl- Like I said in that role play, curiousity killed the cat, as did it the psychonauts character. Shall we hitch a ride on Sarah the turtle? Darth_Ave- Sure Pyro. ~flying away~ Smon- This is my final comment in this post, and ironically my only comment. I bid you farewell. ~fedora poof~ King_Cheez- I AM STUCK HERE WITH MY CHEESE-BASED MINIONS! Meh, may as well get a burger. Raz- They aren't done yet. Cruller- OH YES THEY ARE?!?!?!?!!?!? ~splodey Milla~ Sasha- Curiousity also killed the Minx, it appears. Raz- Well, let's get this over with. ~curiousness~ ~Splodey Sasha and Raz~ King_Cheez- Well, better go and practise the drums, whilst listening to Vernon. Thank goodness the main lodge hosts all the things I need for that. ~walky away~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jintor Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 *Jintor walks in, surveys the damage* *Jintor walks out, shaking his head sadly* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holly Ziviene Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 MUAHAHA, my brain spawns these like flies when I'm bored. Random Censor:Yes. Elka:*pulls back shower curtain* ! GRRR!!! Nils:Uhh... Elton:Uhh... surprise? Dogen: *standing over an unconcious Bobby and Benny with a foot on Bobby's chest* KO...*grin* Sasha: I want to redecorate the lab. (A few days later) Milla:*Enters* P...P....P.....PINK! *Runs away screaming* Raz:CANNONBALL!!!*Jumps into the nearest body of water* Boyd:I never wanted to be a security guard! I wanted to be a...Lumberjack! Oleander:Aww, lookit all the cute bunnies.... *pulls out an AK47 and starts firing in all directions* DIIIIIEEEEEEE! Vernon:Oh snap, I'm out of stories. Dogen: BOW DOWN TO MY POWER! YOU ARE NOW MY SLAVES! Admiral!Cruller: I HATE CANOES! *kicks the nearest canoe to prove his point and injures his foot* OWWW!!!! EVIL CREATURE!!! IT BIT ME!!! IT BIT ME!!! Boyd: Milk? What’s Milk? Sasha: *slowly pets the brain tumbler* It's mine...My precious... Sheegor:Turtle soup - it's what's for dinner! Loboto:AUGH! YOU MONSTER! The Lungfish Zealots and the Lungfishopolis Navy: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, WE DON'T WANT YOUR STUPID WAR! Boyd: Jeez...kids these days! They won't listen to a word you say! How high is your IQ Raz, 3.5?! Raz No!...it's 3.6. Fred:(wielding a BIG-ass rocket launcher)WHO'S YOUR DADDY? Gloria:Maybe I should go for a crew cut... Sasha:I can never let Milla find out my love of Hawaiian shirts! Lilli: Row, row, row your boat- Raz: We're not rowing! Dogen: Gently down the stream- Raz: We're not on a stream... Lilli: ...*grins*Toss Razputin overboard, then you’ll hear him scream! Raz: HEY!!! Dogen: You're gonna take out my brain, Mr Loboto? *pause* I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT ALL MY LIFE!!! Lilli: Let's go save the day! Raz: WAIT! You really think I'm going to save the day without wearing Spandex, underwear over my pants and a giant T on my chest?! Lilli: What's the T for? Raz: Oh, I dunno, I just like that letter. Sasha: dressed as Spaceman Spiff*Zounds! Bobby:And I never got a pony! Phsyciatrist:I see... Sasha: I'm a big idi.........idi......iot! I'm a big idiot! *smiles contently like an idiot* Nils:A free subscription to Playboy magazine...? No thanks. Oleander:*sings*Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit... Bobby:AAAAHH!!! Something big and orange and evil and shiney and evil and fluffy and evil is attacking me!!! *FLAIL* Benny:Bobby...maybe you should comb your hair. Crispin:Fred, I'm sorry I ever caused you anguish. I've seen the light! And by the way, have you ever heard of the Jehova's Witnesses? They're a really great bunch of people! Milla, Jasper, Gloria and Bobby,: Cut our hair into pieces, This is our last resort! Get that wax, Shave it down, Don't give a **** if it falls to the ground! Sasha: Coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee... Oleander: Well paint me green and call me a jelly baby! Milla: *Bored* We did that last night.... G-Man: Meow meow meow meow, Meow meow meow meow, Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow! J.T:Chops, I wish I knew how to quit you. Raz:All the pressure to save the world is too much for me! My head's gonna-*head explodes* Dogen:...Oops... Oleander: I'm going to dye all my clothes pink. Ford: Razputin, don't forget to change your underwear! Raz:*Anime faint* Raz: Who cares about missing brains? I'm going to bed. Ford: My plan to kill Raz is working! Mwahaha! Mikhail: OH NO! IT's a DISTASTER! I got DIRT under my FINGERNAILS! *screams like a girl* Milla: Morry, Sasha and I have something very important to tell you. Oleander: What is it? Sasha: FOOD FIGHT! *Nails Oleander in the face with a pie* (All of a sudden, the set of Psychonauts erupts into a giant, Three Stooges-esque food fight between all the cast members, including all the Censors, the inhabitants of Lungfishopolis and the G-Men.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 1. OMGZ!!! The creator!!! ~bows~ 2. OMGZ!!! YOUR ICON!!! ~<3's~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holly Ziviene Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 Hee, I have a lot of really stupid icons like that one. %D (for the record, my money is on Bobby's hair, because nothing can take on that and win.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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