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Yes, if the hat had a spiked ball of doom on the end, then Dart would definiatly put up a fight. Buy Bobby's orange fro shall always win.

 

bobby-I'm shaving my head! Now I can be defeated.

 

Milka-Elton, I'm a cannibal.

Elton-OK, my real name is Clarice.

Milka-Oh, how ironic.

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...Sasha got cable?

 

Cruller-Why, I'm perfectly sane!

 

Oly-Who wants to have a tea party? Do you March Hare?

Cruller-~in a bunny suit~Don't make me do this.

Oly-SAY IT!

Cruller-Yes, Mad Hatter. A tea party would be most excellent to celebrate our unbirthdays.

Raz-Oh, what kind of tea party have I came upon?

Cruller-Oh God

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Yes, Sasha did get cable. ALICE IN WONDERLAND PARODY!!!

 

Raz- Look at what I have!

Lili- What is that?

Raz- A computer!

Lili- COOL!

Raz- And look at what game I bought!

Lili- What... Is that?

Raz- PSYCHONAUTS!

Lili- ~scim ready boxy~ Hey, why aren't I on the cover?

Raz- I dunno...

~time vortex thingy~

Pyro A.K.A me- YOU HAVE CREATED A TIME VORTEX OF DOOM!!!

Raz- Well, that sucks.

~dieish~

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Raz-Lili, I gotta tell you somthing.

Lili-Raz, I gotta tell you somthing too.

Raz-Ok. Calvin Kline wants me to be an underwear model. I accepted.

Lili-Thank god. It'll be way easier to tell you that now I'm a Victoria's Secret model.

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Raz-I'll be popular forever!

Guybrush-So am I, but soon your game will be just another $20 product in Gamestop's bargain bin.

Raz-No... that can't be...

Guybrush-Look into your heart, you know it to be so.

Raz-....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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:( NO!!!

 

Milla-I love Fall out Boy

Sasha-Oh no! She's caught the emo!

Milla-I listened to the new hawthorn heights album and totally cried.

Sasha-Quick!! Get me 40 cc's of extra sugary kool-aid and an N'SYNC CD!

Milla-GREEN DAY ROX!!!!

Sasha-We're losing her! Hurry!!

Milla-Must.....cut....myself.....must.....have.....shaggy.....hair..... ~dead~

Sasha-Damn. Lost another one. DAMN YOU EMO!!!

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Raz- Oh darn. Another very dangerous thing for me to jump over in the catwalks. And I have one brain and 1 astral layer left!

~dieing~

Raz- Oh gosh. Where am I? It seems that I have died!

Manuel Calavera- Welcome to the land of the dead. I've got a bunch of packages here for the newly dead...

Raz- OH NO I'M STUCK IN AN OLD GAME MADE BY... Hey, wait a second! Did you say travel package?

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Sasha-Uh, yes.

Bonita-Wow, how'd you get here?

Sasha-I have no idea. You seem familer.

Bonita-ditto.

Seth Green-What's up. I'm the creator of the acclaimed show Robot Chicken.

Sasha and Bonita-....Ok, this is weird.

Pink five-Like, hey. What's going on?

Sasha-STOP THE MADNESS!!!

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Raz- Where... Am I?

Sasha- You're inside your own mind, but I'm not sure where. Tell me, what do you see?

Raz- I see... OH MY GOSH! HOW COME IT IS SO!

Sasha- Razputin, what...

Raz- THERE'S A RANDOM TAP-DANCING MEAT AND A RABBIT!

Sasha- Urgent Psychonauts buisness, got to go.

Raz- Wait! S

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Raz- Where... Am I?

Sasha- You're inside your own mind, but I'm not sure where. Tell me, what do you see?

Raz- I see... OH MY GOSH! HOW COME IT IS SO!

Sasha- Razputin, what...

Raz- THERE'S A RANDOM TAP-DANCING MEAT AND A RABBIT!

Sasha- Urgent Psychonauts buisness, got to go.

Raz- Wait! So is this! DON'T YOU REALIZE WHAT IS HAPPENING AFTER WHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR?

Sasha- Bye Razputin, I have to go to and buy the new season of House on D.V.D. I just saw it advertised on advertisements. It's going cheap, but for a limited time only.

Raz- How did you know this?

Sasha- I see all...

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Raz-I am the greatest

Chuck Norris-No! ~roundhouse kick~

 

Truman Zanotto-CHUCK NORRIS, Will you be a psychonaut?

 

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Chuck Norris joined the Psychonauts one second after meeting Razputin, and roundhouse kicking the psychic powers out of him.

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