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to quote my fanfiction

 

Oleander-Well, Agent Aquatto, have any words?

~Raz sings 'We are the champions' with Sasha, Milla, Oleander, and Ford~

Raz-Well, that's all I got to say really. Oh yeah, Queen rocks

Sasha-Yeah, Queen is the sh*t.

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ooh! I remember that bit! So funny. I shall take this from one of my fanfics too... See if you can guess which one! (And don't bother reading them. It's not up on ff net yet)

 

Raz shook himself out as he fell off the giant’s shoulder for around the eighteenth time.

“It’s useless! There’s no way to beat him Alistair!” Raz yelled.

“I can’t help much!” Alistair shouted, psy-blasting Jerome’s foot.

“I know!” Raz yelled. He whipped open his backpack and snatched out a piece of bacon.

“Bacon? At a time like this?” Alistair asked, looking confused.

“Ford Cruller,” Raz murmured,

 

Okay, so it's different and my make no sense, but it could be considered slightly ooc.

XD

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Except now, it's Little Rascals.

 

Kitty-Lili, now that we're friends I've decided to make you my new project.

Lili-You really don't have to do that.

Kitty-I know, that's what makes me so nice.

~Kitty sings 'Popular' and makes Lili look compleatly girls~

Kitty-Why, Miss Lili. Look at you. You're beautiful.

Lili-Uhh. I have to go.

Kitty-You're welcome.

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Hehe. I WOULD NEVER DIS FIRE!!! So, in retrospect, that quote does belong here.

 

Darth: Whoa. Like I would ever like Elton or Milka!

Pyro: I LURVES BOBBY! But not in the creepy way... Or do I?

Cheez: Who cares about Vernon. I LIKE SASHA!

Mashi: Screw Lili.

Smon: Fedora's suck. As does Fred. DIE FRED, DIE!!!

 

That was very ooc, doncha' think?

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Great, my Fedora's Sucktoactuator has summoned Fred Flintstone to kill me... I must kill him first!

 

Curse my Fedora's Suck. As does Fred. DIE FRED, DIE!

 

HA! Said it and not OOC as well! Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride!

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Things they would never 'SING' adition.

 

Sasha-~in a girl voice!~

Unbrake my heart

Say you love me again!

Undo this hurt that you caused

when you walked out of the door

and walked right outta my life!

 

Milla and Sasha-LONDON BRIDE! WHAT? LONDON BRIDGE! WHAT?

Sasha-LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN!

Milla-WHAT?

Sasha-FALLING DOWN!

Milla-WHAT?

Sasha-FALLING DOWN!

Sasha-LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN!

Milla-WHAT?

Raz-FALLING DOWN!

Milla-WHAT?

Raz-FALLING DOWN!

Sasha-I don't give a f***

Milla-What?

Sasha-Cause I don't hear that.

Sasha-I don't give a f***

Milla-What?

Sasha-Cause I don't hear that!

Sasha-Let it fall b****, let it fall b****

~XD, London Bridge, gangster remix.~

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And here comes more Shakira-

 

Sasha: You make a man want to speak spanish! Mi casa and so on... Hey, what is this crap?

Milla: It's called 'Hips don't lie' darling!

Sasha: Oh. Right. Hey, from what I've read there's a good music video behind this. Want to re-enact it?

Milla: Um, Sasha darling, are you okay?

Sasha: Of course I am.

~shifty eyes of seduction~

Milla: Oh, right.

Pyro: THE WORLD SHALL END BEFORE NEXT WEDNESDAY!

Sasha: We know already. Can't you see we're having a moment?

Milla: If we are, then why aren't you kissing me?

~slappy~!

~zoom outy~

Sasha: Why'd we even volunteer to do this movie?

Milla: Because we're bankrupt. And the Psychonauts don't need us.

Sasha: Oh yeah!

Milla: And now here come's the make out scene.

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