DarthAve Posted July 9, 2006 Posted July 9, 2006 Not to toot my own horn, but my McPheever one pwns all. OH SNAP, I"M MISSING AMERICA'S MOST WANTED GOTTA RUN!! ~zoom~
Mashi An'krekku Posted July 9, 2006 Posted July 9, 2006 Vernon-IFeelGreat,soEnergetic,soQuick,soAlert,whoWantsToTakeAQuickJogAroundCamp!?*zoom* Hee... Vernon: OhgoshRazI'msohappytotalktoyouI'msomixedupapowerfurushofemotionshasfallenuponme. Ifeelasiftheworldiscrashingdownontopofmeanditmakesmesadbeyondallreason...iiiin shoooort...areasonablesetofcircumstanceshasledtotheseparationoftwoperfectlyadorablehumanbeingsthelikesofwhichtheworldcannotbearbutheprejudice. Raz: Is...there a shorter version of that short story? Vernon: Franke and I broke up. [On the topic of the same Bonus Stage episode.] Raz's Dad: Son...let's move to Canada...where we can...canade. Raz: LET'S MOVE TO SHUT UP AND DIE!
pyrohappygirl Posted July 9, 2006 Posted July 9, 2006 Sasha- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Milla- A woodchuck would chuck as much as he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood! Sasha- HOW CAN YOU JUSTIFY THAT FACT? Raz- Well, time to do what I love best. Lili- No! Don't do it! Raz- This vaguely reminds me of Bonus Stage...
DarthAve Posted July 11, 2006 Posted July 11, 2006 Raz is eating a snickers. Sasha-Let me help you enjoy that. Happy peanuts soar, over chocolate covered mountain tops, and waterfalls of caramel. Prancing nougat in the meadow sings a song of satisfaction to the world. Raz-The world.
Smon Posted July 11, 2006 Posted July 11, 2006 Sasha-My roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi...
DarthAve Posted July 11, 2006 Posted July 11, 2006 Kitty- Dude, Jimi Hendrix rocks. Hilary Duff can go skrew her sister. Franke-Yes, I'm glad we're hippy/rockers now. Kitty-sha, let's go listen to Pink Floyd and watch Wizard of Oz, THEY TOTALLY SYNK UP!
Smon Posted July 11, 2006 Posted July 11, 2006 Kitty- Dude, Jimi Hendrix rocks. Hilary Duff can go skrew her sister. Franke-Yes, I'm glad we're hippy/rockers now. Kitty-sha, let's go listen to Pink Floyd and watch Wizard of Oz, THEY TOTALLY SYNK UP! They do, I tested it. Sasha-I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty, and witty, and GAAAAAAAAY! FluffleNeChakra-I FREAKIN' KNEW IT. Smon-I must quit the forums, I fear I'm becoming obsessed, I spent 10 minutes looking up the author of a Raz/Sasha fanfiction just for a joke... I.. I-I think I need help...
DarthAve Posted July 11, 2006 Posted July 11, 2006 I know! Darth-Dude, I quit these forums. I mean, I've run out of things to say. Sasha-OMG MILLA GUESS WHAT? Milla-What? Sasha-I'M GONNA GO SEE CATS!! Milla-...Ok. Sasha-I want you to come. Milla-I'd rather see Wicked. Idena Menzel kicks arse.
pyrohappygirl Posted July 11, 2006 Posted July 11, 2006 Pyro- Never can I love Sasha. BECAUSE I LOVE WILL TURNER FROM POTC! Jack Sparrow and Sasha- Why must it be so? Pyro- Total not internet addict
Mashi An'krekku Posted July 11, 2006 Posted July 11, 2006 Lili: I'll never really know what peace and joy are. All I have is precalculated responses and gestures. *cry* I'm such an idiot. Raz: Wait...YOU'RE A ROBOT?
pyrohappygirl Posted July 11, 2006 Posted July 11, 2006 Rya- Lili, I am your mother. Lili- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Wait a second... Does this mean we can go make people's lives everywhere miserable? Rya- I suppose so. Lili- HOORAY! Sasha- Do you know how to dispose of a body? Ford- Why yes, I do. Sasha- Well, good. Because... Um. ~Holds up Raz's dead body~ Sasha- The brain tumbler kinda killed him. Ford- ... Sasha- ~behind Ford's back~ Everything is going to plan...
DarthAve Posted July 11, 2006 Posted July 11, 2006 Ford-come on baby, don't fear the reaper. Milla-What the hell are you talking about? Ford-~sigh~ They'll never learn. oleander- R-E-S-P-E-C-T! Find out what it means to me! Raz-Oh! Sasha's ipod. ~scrolls a little~ Raz-WTF, Spice girls?
pyrohappygirl Posted July 11, 2006 Posted July 11, 2006 Lili- Woosh! Lili Zanotto to the rescue! Sasha- Show me what it's like Milla- To be the last man standing Raz- And teach me wrong from right Lili- I'll show you what I can be Sasha- Say it for me Milla- Say it for me Raz- I'll leave this life behind me Lili- Say it if it's worth saving me! Mashi- Hurry, I'm falling! All- WTF?!?!?! Sasha- YOU CAN'T CENSOR ME OUT! ~loud music starts playing~ Sasha- DANANANAH, DANAH, DANAH CAN'T TOUCH THIS. Raz- Look, it's a Lili! Isn't it cute! Lili- Of course I am! Sasha- Smiley! Milla- SMILEY?!?!?!?! Sasha- Yes, SMILEY! Milla- This is fascinating...
DarthAve Posted July 11, 2006 Posted July 11, 2006 Sasha-Would you like some Purple Haze, Milla? Milla-SASHA! ON DRUGS? Sasha-, uh no. It's a song. Milla-...OK THEN!
pyrohappygirl Posted July 11, 2006 Posted July 11, 2006 Woosh! New avvie! Pyro- Ok, it's time for a quiz on... who pyro loves! ~Boys of whispering rock step away quickly~ Pyro- So here's a quick run through. J.T, Raz, Nils, Mikhail, Maloof, Johnny Depp... ~Sigh of unanimos relief that the list is over~ Pyro- NOT TO MENTION! Sasha, Vernon... ~continuance~ Sasha- Is it over yet? Pyro- Almost... AND! Gir. Raz- *sighs happily* Pyro- And now for who Pyro hates! All- NOT AGAIN!
Smon Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 Smon-I was so not weirded out by the fact that Darth's post is post 666 in this thread.
pyrohappygirl Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 Sasha- Why don't you want somebody to love! Milla- Sasha, what are you doing? Sasha- Earning money. Milla- WTF? Sasha- No, seriously. Look at how well it pays! ~holds up jar with twenty cents in it~
DarthAve Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 Darth-RAWR!! I'M JEBUS!! At least that what Klia says....
KingCheez Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 CHEEZ: I don't see what you guys' problem. Vernon isn't that great. CHEEZ: If you were gay, that'd be oka-- MASHI: WHAT'D I SAY ABOUT AVENUE Q!?!? VERNON: Hey Mikhail, wanna wrestle? MIKHAIL: *little girl whimper*
pyrohappygirl Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 Pyro- BS sucks incredibly. Especially Rya. Pyro- Who cares about Psychonauts? All of razputin's domain forums- We don't. Pyro- I HATE CHOCOLATE. Raz- Remember that time we went to 'C' land? ~flashback~ Lili- This sucks. Raz- Well 'C' is for cookie, and that's good enough for me. Rest of Psychonauts cast- HEY! (And from the same BS episode) Milla- So you're my evil twin, eh? Sasha- For the last time, stop saying that! Milla- So you're my evil twin, eh? Smon- This fight is pointless. Let's go see barbie and the magic of pegasus! Anti-Tim- Okay! ~happiness~
DarthAve Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 Sasha-Ford never told you about your father. Raz-He told me enough. He told my you killed him. Sasha-No, Raz, I am you uncle. Raz-wait, that's not right. Sasha-Oh yeah, I am your FATHER!! Raz-OH SNAP! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
Miss_Mayhem Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 Why didn't I join the frenzy sooner? I hope these weren't taken Vernon in Bubble-bath: "My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and theyr'e like, it's better than yours, damn right, its better than yours, I could teach you, but I'd hafta charge!" Milla: Life sux *emo wail* Lili: I'm a Barbie girl, in a barbie wooorld! Kitty: I feel the weight of the world on my shoulders! Franke: as i get olders, ya'll peoples gets colders! Kitty: most of us only care about money makin'! Franke: Selfishness got us takin' the wrong direction! Tim Shafer; Ya know what guys? Lets abandon all our creative, fun, original games and work on something bland and generic. Lets call up my buddy Anti-Tim to help!
DarthAve Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 Sasha-JERAMIAH WAS A BULLFROG!! Milla-~sigh~ God damn you, Three Dog Night. Sasha-WAS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE!
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