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Vernon-IFeelGreat,soEnergetic,soQuick,soAlert,whoWantsToTakeAQuickJogAroundCamp!?*zoom*

 

Hee...

 

Vernon: OhgoshRazI'msohappytotalktoyouI'msomixedupapowerfurushofemotionshasfallenuponme. Ifeelasiftheworldiscrashingdownontopofmeanditmakesmesadbeyondallreason...iiiin shoooort...areasonablesetofcircumstanceshasledtotheseparationoftwoperfectlyadorablehumanbeingsthelikesofwhichtheworldcannotbearbutheprejudice.

Raz: Is...there a shorter version of that short story?

Vernon: Franke and I broke up.

 

[On the topic of the same Bonus Stage episode.]

 

Raz's Dad: Son...let's move to Canada...where we can...canade.

Raz: LET'S MOVE TO SHUT UP AND DIE!

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Sasha- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Milla- A woodchuck would chuck as much as he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!

Sasha- HOW CAN YOU JUSTIFY THAT FACT?

 

Raz- Well, time to do what I love best.

Lili- No! Don't do it!

Raz- This vaguely reminds me of Bonus Stage...

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Kitty- Dude, Jimi Hendrix rocks. Hilary Duff can go skrew her sister.

Franke-Yes, I'm glad we're hippy/rockers now.

Kitty-sha, let's go listen to Pink Floyd and watch Wizard of Oz, THEY TOTALLY SYNK UP!

They do, I tested it.

 

Sasha-I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty, and witty, and GAAAAAAAAY!

FluffleNeChakra-I FREAKIN' KNEW IT.

 

Smon-I must quit the forums, I fear I'm becoming obsessed, I spent 10 minutes looking up the author of a Raz/Sasha fanfiction just for a joke... I.. I-I think I need help...

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I know!

 

Darth-Dude, I quit these forums. I mean, I've run out of things to say.

 

Sasha-OMG MILLA GUESS WHAT?

Milla-What?

Sasha-I'M GONNA GO SEE CATS!!

Milla-...Ok.

Sasha-I want you to come.

Milla-I'd rather see Wicked. Idena Menzel kicks arse.

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Rya- Lili, I am your mother.

Lili- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Wait a second... Does this mean we can go make people's lives everywhere miserable?

Rya- I suppose so.

Lili- HOORAY!

 

Sasha- Do you know how to dispose of a body?

Ford- Why yes, I do.

Sasha- Well, good. Because... Um.

~Holds up Raz's dead body~

Sasha- The brain tumbler kinda killed him.

Ford- ...

Sasha- ~behind Ford's back~ Everything is going to plan...

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Ford-come on baby, don't fear the reaper.

Milla-What the hell are you talking about?

Ford-~sigh~ They'll never learn.

 

oleander- R-E-S-P-E-C-T! Find out what it means to me!

 

Raz-Oh! Sasha's ipod.

~scrolls a little~

Raz-WTF, Spice girls?

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Lili- Woosh! Lili Zanotto to the rescue!

 

Sasha- Show me what it's like

Milla- To be the last man standing

Raz- And teach me wrong from right

Lili- I'll show you what I can be

Sasha- Say it for me

Milla- Say it for me

Raz- I'll leave this life behind me

Lili- Say it if it's worth saving me!

Mashi- Hurry, I'm falling!

All- WTF?!?!?!

 

Sasha- YOU CAN'T CENSOR ME OUT!

~loud music starts playing~

Sasha- DANANANAH, DANAH, DANAH CAN'T TOUCH THIS.

 

Raz- Look, it's a Lili! Isn't it cute!

Lili- Of course I am!

 

Sasha- Smiley!

Milla- SMILEY?!?!?!?!

Sasha- Yes, SMILEY!

Milla- This is fascinating...

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Woosh! New avvie!

 

Pyro- Ok, it's time for a quiz on... who pyro loves!

~Boys of whispering rock step away quickly~

Pyro- So here's a quick run through. J.T, Raz, Nils, Mikhail, Maloof, Johnny Depp...

~Sigh of unanimos relief that the list is over~

Pyro- NOT TO MENTION! Sasha, Vernon... ~continuance~

Sasha- Is it over yet?

Pyro- Almost... AND! Gir.

Raz- *sighs happily*

Pyro- And now for who Pyro hates!

All- NOT AGAIN!

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Pyro- BS sucks incredibly. Especially Rya.

 

Pyro- Who cares about Psychonauts?

All of razputin's domain forums- We don't.

 

Pyro- I HATE CHOCOLATE.

 

Raz- Remember that time we went to 'C' land?

~flashback~

Lili- This sucks.

Raz- Well 'C' is for cookie, and that's good enough for me.

Rest of Psychonauts cast- HEY!

 

(And from the same BS episode)

 

Milla- So you're my evil twin, eh?

Sasha- For the last time, stop saying that!

Milla- So you're my evil twin, eh?

 

Smon- This fight is pointless. Let's go see barbie and the magic of pegasus!

Anti-Tim- Okay!

~happiness~

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Why didn't I join the frenzy sooner? I hope these weren't taken

 

Vernon in Bubble-bath: "My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,

and theyr'e like,

it's better than yours,

damn right,

its better than yours,

I could teach you,

but I'd hafta charge!"

 

Milla: Life sux *emo wail*

 

Lili: I'm a Barbie girl, in a barbie wooorld!

 

Kitty: I feel the weight of the world on my shoulders!

Franke: as i get olders, ya'll peoples gets colders!

Kitty: most of us only care about money makin'!

Franke: Selfishness got us takin' the wrong direction!

 

Tim Shafer; Ya know what guys? Lets abandon all our creative, fun, original games and work on something bland and generic. Lets call up my buddy Anti-Tim to help!

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