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Sasha-IT RUBS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!

Raz-Please Sasha, let me out!

Sasha-OK! YOU GET THE HOSE!

Raz-Ok then! ~rubs lotion on his skin~

Sasha-It puts the lotion in the basket.

Raz-LET ME OUT PLEASE!!!

Sasha-PUT THE F***ING LOTION IN THE BASKET!

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Sasha- I know this fascinates you, you fascinator!

 

Oleander- We'll strike hard and strike... hard.

Milla- Wow. That was unmotivating.

Oleander- Well, Raz kicks butt, and Lili can belittle them to death so...

Lili- Better idea. You go out there and throw yourself at them, whilst I watch on IGM insider.

Oleander- Wait, you have an insider account?

Lili- Sasha gave it to me when he set IGM up two years ago.

Oleander- WHAT!?!?!

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Yes. I saw all the episodes except the one that cost money.

I've seen over half of them.

 

Sasha- Oleander, are you okay?

Oleander- I am the bacon man, bringing all the pork again, to all the little kids down the row. Clogging their arteries, with all the MSG's so they die at the age of eight.

Sasha- Who knew near death experiences could be so catchy?

Raz- I did!

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Maloof: Mikhail, I've decided to defend myself from now on. You're fired.

Mikhail: Great! Always hated fighting bullies.

 

Chops (to J.T.): Hey! You're a jerk, eh!

J.T. (to Chops): Shoo, pardner. Yer a gay loser!

 

Lili: Elton, I love you.

Elton: I love you too, Lili. For real this time. I didn't really before.

Milka: I'm so happy for both of you. You make a great couple.

 

 

"Oh my God! Let's make out!"

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Raz-...WTFXUP with Sasha?

Sasha-Craaaawl-ing in, my skeeeeiiin....

Raz-OH SNAP HE CAUGHT THE EMO.

 

Milla-I love Fall out Boy

Sasha-Oh no! She's caught the emo!

Milla-I listened to the new hawthorn heights album and totally cried.

Sasha-Quick!! Get me 40 cc's of extra sugary kool-aid and an N'SYNC CD!

Milla-GREEN DAY ROX!!!!

Sasha-We're losing her! Hurry!!

Milla-Must.....cut....myself.....must.....have.....shagg y.....hair..... ~dead~

Sasha-Damn. Lost another one. DAMN YOU EMO!!!

 

RIP OFF!

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