You know your obsessed with psychonauts when

[DylanMay]

...the word "Nein-gasm" becomes a horrible and disturbing part of your daily life.

 

I'm speechless.

[Spookty]

You know your obsessed when...

You WISH you had Loboto on your shoes,but don't cuz you already have Zim on them.

[DarthAve]

You know your obsessed with Psychonauts when, for a birthday present, you gave your math teacher a g-man drawing.

[Spookty]

You know you're obsessed with Psychonauts when you just SIT there and watch the amv thingies after you beat it.

[Paranoidish]

When you come back on a board you haven't been on in a while.

[Klia]

When you go around singing Domo Arigato Mr. Loboto

[Smon]

...when you walk around singing Domo Arigoto Mr. Aquato.

[pyrohappygirl]

When your pseudonym on fanfiction.net is Psychonaut Madz

[shinzuku]

Well I'm here, aren't I?

[Paranoidish]

When your pseudonym on fanfiction.net is Psychonaut Madz

 

You wouldn't mind supplying a link, would you?

[Holly Ziviene]

...When you take a picture of one of the characters to the hairdresser's and say "I want my hair like this!". Bonus points if it's someone like Gloria, Jasper or Bobby.

[Paranoidish]

You know your obsessed with Psychonauts when Tim Schaffer starts to make sense.

[Yaanu]

You take your time in the game, going to all possible areas between levels to find secret dialouge not normally reachable in the main story, and recording it all down for the penultimate world end, when you finally publish your Psychonauts novel, with a bonus chapter with all said secret dialouge and preview of Psychonauts 2: Electric Boogaloo, and a preview of the Psychonauts movie script, and some sketches of your Psychonauts graphic novel. The deluxe package comes with a hand-stitched Raz hat/goggles combo and a booklet: How To Become A Psychic In Three Short Days. Written by you, of course, as you have also managed to harness your psychic powers. And hired a Russian.

 

Then, and only then, will you have become a Psychonauts obsessee.

 

But if that way takes too long, just catch your own lungfish and re-create Lungfishopolis.

[DarthAve]

...woah. That's creepy.

 

You know your obsessed with psychonauts when you fill out forms, and the line where it says 'religion' you put 'Psychonaut'

 

You know your obsessed with Psychonauts when you make a movie maker project with scenes, concept art, and music from psychonauts and make a movie thing. THEN you show it to your computer lab teacher.

[Poopdogjr]

This whole thread is awesome. AWESOME TO THE MAX.

[Caligosto]

When you go around singing Domo Arigato Mr. Loboto

 

Me and my sister do the same thing. ^.x

[Jintor]

You know your obsessed with Psychonauts when you make a movie maker project with scenes, concept art, and music from psychonauts and make a movie thing. THEN you show it to your computer lab teacher.

 

Done and done.

[DylanMay]

You know you're obsessed with psychonauts when on your first big chemistry test you list "psitanium" as one of the elements. Even though you've already been told it's not, like three times.

[DarthAve]

You know your obsessed with Psychonauts when your the offical creator of Psychonauts Day(First Saturday in october, EVERYONE REMEMBER!!!)

[Yaanu]

You're obsessed when you start researching a countless number of websites to find ways to harness your internal psychic powers.

 

And then your siblings laugh at you for wearing goggles.

 

(And yet, the goggles still seem to kick ass...)

[Digitaldreamer]

You know you are obsessed with Psychonauts when:

 

You take a high school Psychology class purely for the purpose of hopefully getting some extra info so in your fanfic you won't be spitting out random info.

 

You confuse your Psychology class with the word "Psychonauts" to the point where you mislabel it on your tests.

 

Nearly every term used in said Psychology class will be related to Psychonauts in some way in your head.

 

You make a point of explaining these relations in the class whenever called upon.

 

Your Psyche teacher has just plain old given up on bothering with you these days, and it's only the third week of school.

 

You don't mind vacuuming the house anymore, because every time you find a cobweb you get to suck it up with the hose and declare "GOT IT!" to the empty house.

 

When asked what you want to be when you get out of high school, your first response is "PSYCHONAUT!". Upon realizing what you just said you hunker down and meekly say "Er...I meant...a graphic artist...yeah..."

 

You crack up whenever someone mentions the word nine in a setence just because Sasha's last name is Nein and he's ranted about how much he hates jokes about it in his livejournal.

 

Whenever someone says something that reminds you of a quote in Psychonauts, you spit out the quote, regaurdless of where you are or who you're with at the time.

 

A visit to the dentist becomes far more traumatic than it should be. Every time the good doctor opens her mouth to speak, you interupt her by declaring "My brain wouldn't be that good for running a cybernetic psychic death tank anyway!"

 

You claim your hat with kitty ears is your "special hat", and if anyone so much as touches it you scream something akin to "DON'T! YOUR HEAD WILL EXPLODE!" and promptly burst into fits of sobbing over your supposed truamatic "accidents."

[dillon123]

When you start to have dreams about flying meat

[DarthAve]

When your going to legally change your name to Cassidy Phage Adaline.

[Yaanu]

You hack into the game to extract the game model data to make your own music video of Sasha breakdancing to "Smooth Criminal" by Alien Ant Farm (originally by Michael Ja- Ok, I'm talking too long.

[Ray_the_psychic]

When you create a giant paper mache psychic death tank and try taking out your wrestling coaches brain saying "Time to pull out that pesky brain!!!!"

 

 

 

When you get a pet turtle and name it mr. pokeylope